Title: There's more than love in the air
Summary: The title says it all! An SG team bring trouble back through the gate with them and it gets personal.
Disclaimer: Stargate and anything affiliated with it is not mine yada yada yada…
Notes: Written and posted due to a dare set down by Angel Leviathan whilst she was ever so slightly tipsy and I quote ' I dare you to write an NC-17 fic with you and Teal'c in it!' and much to her surprise I agreed and challenged her to a) read it and b) write an NC-17 fic of Jack and Sam! I'm waiting…
"Unauthorised off world Gate activation."
"We're receiving SG-17's IDC transmission, sir."
"Open the iris," General Hammond ordered, eyes on the Stargate.
The iris opened and Lieutenant Rachel Gamble appeared pulling a civilian, Ruth Ferrier after her. Captain KJ Turner emerged moments later facing back the way she'd come, gun raised. They were all breathing heavily.
"Captain Turner what the hell is going on? Where's Major Keighley? You aren't due back for another 3 hours."
Suddenly Major Laura Keighley dived through the gate, landing with a crash on the ramp and yelled,
"Get down!"
The other 3 still on the ramp immediately dropped. A blast from a staff weapon shot into the room and hit the wall just below the control room window.
"Close the iris," General Hammond's voice echoed slightly through the microphone.
Laura rolled to her feet, favouring her right leg.
"Sir we've got a bit of an emergency. Can I suggest the area round the 'Gate that isn't airtight be evacuated," Laura hobbled down the ramp.
"Why the hell should I do that Major?" Hammond's voice boomed back.
"Debrief me later sir, but unless you want the entire base to start acting like a possible hormonal bombs you'll follow my advice," Laura reached the bottom of the ramp.
"You heard her. Clear the room and seal the blast doors. Major get you and your team to the infirmary."
Laura nodded before leaving team in tow.
"How are they Dr Fraiser?" Hammond asked as he walked into the infirmary.
"They're fine though Major Keighley received a graze to the leg from a staff weapon blast," Dr Fraiser answered as she finished bandaging Laura's leg.
"Major what the hell happened on P4Y620?" Hammond swivelled his gaze to the women on the bed.
"We arrived and were received by the locals. Happy to see us, showed us round, then came the surprise. Hello big bad guys, but what really worried us was that the Jaffa greeted us like long lost friends not enemies. They showed us to a Goa'uld that we hadn't met yet called Kali," the major was interrupted by Ruth.
"Indian death deity."
"Yes thank you Miss Ferrier," Hammond stopped her.
"She umm invited us to dinner, sir, and you can imagine, by this point we were a little confused," Laura frowned, remembering the event.
"So how did you end up back here?" Hammond asked.
"Ruth… we let slip that we don't consider the Goa'uld gods and they got irrationally violent. Fighting ensued, even the locals joined in so we decided to leave," Major Keighley summarised.
"Tell him," Captain KJ hissed.
"We don't know if it's right," Rachel hissed back.
Ruth prodded them both to get them to shut up.
"Tell me what?" Hammond was aware of the not so subtle argument.
"Well we noticed the indigenous wildlife was periodically," she paused took a deep breath before continuing. "Sexually crazed. They were at it like bunnies sir. Luckily enough we only got hints of what the human population was up to."
Ruth snorted before covering her mouth to stop herself laughing. Laura grinned aware of her pun.
"We took air samples, among other things, but we think that the atmosphere contains a gas like an aphrodisiac that causes violent and sexual outbursts," Lieutenant Gamble produced sealed containers.
"We'd better get those tested," Dr Fraiser eyed the jars. "But as you've been exposed I suggest putting you in solitary confinement until we find out what's going on."
"Bollocks and a cup of tea," KJ muttered.
"This must be against the Human Rights Act," Ruth stated.
"OK, if you come with me," Rachel joked.
Janet and Hammond looked slightly shocked, before the General motioned for the airman to come forward. Two airmen grabbed one of Rachel's arms each.
"What? What'd I do?" Rachel exclaimed as the SFs pulled her out of the infirmary.
"Lookie lookie SFs!" Laura began giggling.
"Dr Fraiser please find out what's wrong with them," General Hammond almost sounded like he was pleading.
Ruth began to hum 'Bananas in Pyjamas' and KJ joined in before they were 'ushered' out of the room into solitary confinement. Guards were posted at the doors and they were forced to listen to the singing and sexual innuendos coming from the rooms.
"Major Carter what did you find in the samples?" General Hammond asked.
SG-1 and SG-18 were gathered at the conference table.
"The air contains part nitrogen, part oxygen and a small percentage of other gases. It was in this small percentage in which we found the gas that has an aphrodisiac effect. It causes heightened awareness for the opposite sex and a desire for intercourse," Samantha Carter disclosed her findings.
"Carter it's called sex," Colonel Jack O'Neill smiled at her then frowned. "So you're telling us this gas is like viagra?"
"Something like that sir," Carter tried to keep a straight face.
"How can we get them back to normal?" Hammond questioned.
"Normal sir?" Major Guy asked. "This is normal!"
"Major…" the general left the rest of the sentence hanging.
"Sorry sir," she muttered.
"Hopefully general it should disappear out of their systems overtime as they aren't exposed to the substance anymore," Sam explained. "Unfortunately they may suffer from withdrawal symptoms."
Lieutenant Boshier grinned before asking,
"Can we go visit them sir? We're all good friends and we may be able to calm them down a bit."
"I think the guards might appreciate it," Captain Uzzell smiled as she thought of the comments she'd heard.
"Permission granted, but don't skip duties just because you're with them," Hammond granted permission.
"Thank you sir," Harriet Boshier said.
"Dismissed,"
Captain Claire Uzzell, Lieutenant Harriet Boshier, Major Jess Guy and Dr Katherine Stewart approached the row of confinement rooms. They could hear the comments drifting out of the rooms.
"Who put that there? I suppose somebody has to use it! Guard would you like a pink fluffy condom?" Ruth's voice was clearly recognisable.
The women could clearly hear each other as Laura answered Ruth,
"That's my bank manager!"
Laughter then erupted from all four rooms. The four airmen on guard duty had a slight look of desperation on their faces.
"Poor little men," Jess shook her head.
"We've got permission to see them," Claire stated.
The guards all nodded and opened the doors. Jess went in to see Laura, who was sitting on the bed under the covers so she looked like an igloo and she was wearing a matching gown from the infirmary. Claire disappeared off to see KJ who was trying to build who knows what. Katherine went to see Ruth who had a pen and was drawing on the walls. She instantly propositioned Katherine to pose naked for her. Harriet went into Rachel's room to find her flirting with the guard.
"Jessy poos!" Laura greeted. "Hellooo."
"Hellooo back," Jess answered before being grabbed and twirled round the room.
"Eep! What are you doing? Laura put me down!" Jess yelped.
Laura deposited Jess on her feet,
"Sorry I feel different… uninhibited. I…"
Jess could see Laura struggling to maintain some level of normality.
"It's OK. It should wear off soon, but in the meantime have some fun," Jess grinned.
"Let go? Be free?" Laura asked.
"As a bird," Jess fluttered her hands.
Laura fell on to the floor laughing,
"Birdy birdy!"
Jess smiled. Laura sat upright.
"Toilet!" she yelled.
An echo from the other rooms started up,
"Toilet, toilet, toilet."
"Laura calm down," Jess tried to restrain Laura who was jumping around.
"Mine!" she snapped.
"Airman!" Jess called. She wasn't the only one who called out as Claire did as well.
The door opened,
"Yes sir?"
"I think we should escort these women to the facilities before they lose control," Jess suggested.
"Lose control oooh nice!" Laura giggled.
"You stay here, I'll take her," Jess pointed at the guard.
Suddenly Laura bolted out the door, knocking the guard over.
"Mine!" she shouted snatching the key and slamming the door in Jess' face, locking it.
The airman was reaching for his gun and Laura giggled slamming his head into the wall. He slumped to the floor, unconscious. The corridor was in chaos, shouting coming from the other three rooms and the guards were now pointing their guns at Laura.
"Freeze! Don't move!" one yelled.
"Ah now you wouldn't shoot little old me would you?" Laura asked coyly.
"Please, sir, could you let Major Guy out?" another airman suggested.
"Umm let me think about that… umm NO!" she stated before twirling round and set off up the corridor.
Two of the airmen raced after her and seized an arm each.
"Where do you think you're going?" one asked.
"To the feking toilet," Laura shouted.
"No sir I think you'd better come back to your room and give me the key," he tugged at her arm.
"You bastard, leggo!" she demanded.
Suddenly KJ burst out of her room, smacking into her guard, who had opened the door when the toilet shouting had started. She knocked him down, but tripped over his feet and landed on his back.
"Oh hello," she said, petting the guards hair.
"KJ stop stroking your guard and give us a hand," Laura yelled.
"Why?" she didn't stop, but the guard, who had been winded, was getting his breath back and was beginning to struggle.
"Then you can have 'em all!" Laura bargained with KJ.
"Oh yes!" KJ knocked her guard out by slamming his head into the floor.
She grabbed his gun and pointed it at the two airman either side of Laura,
"Let her go!"
"Sir you wouldn't shoot us," the guard sounded confident.
"She wouldn't!?!" Laura looked startled then she smiled. "But we're hot…I mean not ourselves so how can you be sure?"
The guard looked less sure.
"Where's Captain Uzzell?" he asked.
KJ frowned and pointed back into her room.
Laura began giggling insanely,
"KJ let them all out."
KJ grinned and picked up her guards key and unlocked Ruth and Rachel's cells. Ruth appeared in her doorway Katherine trying to restrain her,
"Ruth calm down."
"Let go Harriet you're not man enough for me!" Rachel emerged Harriet wrapped around one leg.
The airmen looked at one another and one went for KJ,
"Sir please think before you act."
Rachel broke free of Harriet and pounced on the passing airman bearing him to
the ground.
"Hey he's mine! Laura promised," KJ wailed before jumping on Rachel and the airman.
The remaining guard looked slightly scared.
"You're outnumbered by women," Laura stated, draping herself against him.
KJ looked up,
"He's mine!"
"You can't have them all!" Ruth cried.
"Just you watch!" KJ cried, jumping up.
KJ stormed down the corridor towards the airman and Laura, who jumped to one side when KJ launched herself at the airman. Katherine was still trying to restrain Ruth until she heard Claire's voice,
"Can someone help me out?"
Katherine followed her voice into KJ's room to find Claire tied up in the sheets off the bed. Katherine freed her and they both went out into the pandemonium in the passage. Harriet was trying to peel Rachel off the airman. Ruth was trying to pull KJ off the other still conscious airman whilst they yelled at each other.
"He's mine!"
"No get off him you titty arse face!"
"You're an arsey tit face!"
"I thought you wanted Jack!" KJ delivered cleverly.
"Ooooooo, Jack!" Ruth bounced to her feet.
Claire glanced at Katherine,
"Oh crap we're in trouble."
Katherine grabbed the phone off the wall and called for help.
"Guys?" Jess hammered on the inside of the door.
Claire found a discarded key and let Jess out, who looked round the piles of people. She frowned,
"Where are Laura and Ruth?"
An inane giggle drifted down the corridor and they stared up the hall to see Laura and Ruth wave and disappear round a corner.
"Laura! Ruth! Get your arses back here," Jess called.
No answer.
"Oh crap," Jess swore.
"We'd better get after them. Come on guys," Claire said.
Harriet gave up trying to pry Rachel from the airman as he was fighting back. They heard the feet of scores of airmen approaching and so they took off after Laura and Ruth, but the women were too late to keep track of them and they had disappeared.
"We'd better find them," Katherine muttered.
Jess and Claire glanced at each other before turning to Katherine.
"Rini we need to report this," Jess told her.
"I think somebody better go tell General Hammond," Claire added.
"You want me to tell him?" Katherine asked.
"Would you? Ah how sweet of you!" Jess said slightly sarcastically.
Katherine mock glared at her before saying,
"We should all go."
They walked towards the general's office and were just about to knock on the door when Harriet asked,
"Guys did you hear that?"
"What?" Katherine questioned.
"That thump… it came from over there," Harriet pointed to the control room.
Jess led the way to the control room where they found the staff unconscious.
"What the…?" Claire exclaimed as Katherine checked their pulses.
"I don't know…" Katherine was interrupted by Jess.
"Laura. Look," she pointed down to the Gate room where Laura stood on the end of the ramp, facing the Stargate.
Jess grabbed the microphone,
"Laura! What are you doing? Where's Ruth?"
Laura twirled to face them,
"Being free. I want you to be free too and Ruth's after Jack!"
She raised her arms and flapped them.
"What is she talking about?" Harriet asked.
Jess groaned and covered her eyes,
"The drug. We talked… I…"
She looked up startled before tapping a command into the computer. Jess was denied access, but the last command flashed up on the screen.
"Oh fek!"
"What's going on?" Claire asked.
"She opened the 'gate briefly to P4Y629 so they have our address and if they call back that gas will fill the room because the small space between the iris and the event horizon is enough for gas molecules to reform," Jess explained straightening up.
"We'd better get her out of there," Harriet said starting off.
They raced down to the gateroom.
Laura grinned as they appeared in the doorway,
"Friends, you're just in time."
The 'gate spun into action and the siren sounded,
"Unauthorised off world gate activation."
"Laura come on, let's get out of here," Jess grabbed her arm.
"No!" Laura stood firm against Jess' tugs.
They all gripped her and started to pull her towards the door, which was slowly closing. That's when Laura grew angry,
"No! I'm staying and so are you!"
Laura produced a zat gun from behind her back and began waving it around. The four women all released her and took a step back. Laura had a glazed look in her eyes as well as a manic smile on her face as she levelled the zat at them. She fired and Claire went down. The three remaining women glanced at each other before launching themselves at Laura. She got another shot off at Katherine, who slumped down unconscious, as Jess and Harriet knocked her down. They wrestled the zat off her but Laura just laughed, despite the fact that the drug was making her twice as strong. Suddenly the 'gate whooshed as the wormhole connection was made. The second part of Laura's programme kicked in and the iris closed.
"You're all going to be free!" Laura shouted.
Jess and Harriet looked at each other.
"Oh shit!" Jess swore looking at the iris.
"At least the blast doors are closed," Harriet sighed, lying down backwards onto the ramp.
"What the hell is going on?"
Jess and Harriet looked up at the control room to see General Hammond standing there, looking furious. Behind him were medical teams scurrying round the unconscious staff, and the two women watched as SG-1 arrived.
"This is so not good," Harriet muttered.
"I'm sorry sir, but Laura escaped and activated the Stargate before we could stop her and now I think we'll all be needing confinement rooms with no visitors," Jess apologised. "And you'd probably be better not sending any one in here without breathing equipment."
Laura had fallen strangely silently as she watched the control room.
Claire groaned as she struggled to sit up,
"What happened?"
"We'll be needing guards," Harriet told her.
Claire rubbed her eyes,
"Great!"
Then her gaze alighted on Katherine's prone figure and she crawled slowly over to shake the Doctor's shoulder,
"Katherine, wake up."
Katherine mumbled something unintelligibly before opening her eyes,
"Light, very bad." She shut them again.
Jess smiled despite herself, grateful Laura hadn't shot her, which reminded her… She turned to the quiet women beside her, except her lips were moving as her eyes were fixed on somebody in the control room. Jess glanced at the control room to find only one person not moving, and she hoped that wasn't whom Laura clearly wanted. Laura's mumbling became gradually louder,
"Mine. He's mine. Mine. All mine."
Jess shuddered as she had a not so nice mental image.
"What's up?" Harriet asked.
"Don't say that," Jess got another mental image.
"Don't say what? Up?" Harriet grinned as Jess shook her head. "What's with the not saying things?"
"Mental images of Laura and whoever she's muttering about," Jess nodded in the control room's direction.
"Who?" Harriet asked.
Jess didn't reply and Harriet looked at the control room.
"What are you guys talking about?" Katherine asked, still lying on the floor.
None of the three women answered.
"Claire what's going on?" Katherine sat up.
"Something to do with the control room…" Claire answered following their gazes. "Oh god!"
"What?" Katherine asked.
"He's gorgeous," Claire licked her lips in a predatory fashion.
"Who?" Katherine was thoroughly confused.
"Daniel," Claire answered.
Jess' head whipped round,
"He's mine."
Claire glared at her,
"Never!"
"I outrank you! He wants me!" Jess stood, shouting.
Claire scrambled to her feet,
"No he's all mine!"
They launched themselves at each other, yelling the whole time.
Katherine didn't understand, as she felt no appeal for Daniel. She stood,
"Guys, what's with the wanting him? He's not attractive."
Jess and Claire rounded on her.
"What?" they shouted together.
"I don't find him…" Katherine was interrupted by Harriet,
"Neither do I but that's a pretty boy." She pointed at a technician.
Katherine looked and smiled,
"Oh yes sirree!"
"You better not be getting ideas about my man!" Harriet jumped to her feet.
"No," Katherine answered and Harriet relaxed. "'Cause you don't have a man! He's mine."
"You bitch!" Harriet screamed.
"Actually I prefer my men to high ranking commanding types," Katherine disclosed.
The rest of the group looked at the control room, looked at each other then shuddered as mental images danced across their minds.
"I like my philosophy best," Harriet stated.
"What's that?" Katherine asked quizzically.
"Fuck 'em all!" Harriet shouted.
"Well you lot can fight over boring, ordinary men if you like, but mine outclasses them all!" Laura declared loudly.
"Yeah right!" Jess scoffed.
"Yeah right! He's bigger than your guys and older and with age comes experience!" Laura grinned.
"How do you know he's bigger?" Katherine asked.
"I was thinking generally, you know muscles, taller etc, but in that department black men are bigger!" Laura twirled on her feet.
The 'gate room broke into pandemonium. General Hammond had heard every word, unfortunately, and anyone in the control room now knew who the women in the 'gate room were attracted to.
"Well I don't know quite what to think," Daniel stared at the two women who were fighting over him.
"Daniel Jackson I would take it as a compliment," Teal'c answered.
"Are you?" Daniel asked, surprised.
"Why would you not? They are women, fit, clever and clearly attracted to you," Teal'c's logical was strong.
"What I want to know is why isn't anyone attracted to me?" Jack asked, slightly perturbed.
An airman arrived and gave his report,
"Lt Gamble and Captain Turner are back in solitary confinement, sir. We got there before any major harm was done. Fiskars and Raggett have concussion, but aren't seriously hurt."
"Thank you airman," General Hammond nodded. "Does anyone know the whereabouts of Ms Ferrier?"
"No sir, the last one to see her was Major Keighley," the airman answered.
General Hammond turned to the microphone,
"Major Keighley where is Ms Ferrier?"
"Looking for Jack. She likes Jack!" Laura giggled.
"Jack is quite cute for an older man," Claire agreed.
"Traitor," Jess hissed. "My devotion to Daniel is complete, whereas you'll take any old leavings!"
Claire hissed back before they starred fighting again.
"Ok I guess that answered that then," Jack didn't know whether to look pleased or worried.
"Colonel I suggest you get a team together and find Ms Ferrier before she does any harm to anyone else," General Hammond told Jack.
"Ok, Teal'c, Sam you're with me," Jack said and they followed him out.
"What about me?" Daniel asked.
"Try to reason with them and if that doesn't work, just bask in the attention," Jack called on his way out.
"Hey where you going?" Laura stood up.
"Come back Jack!" Claire called and Jess started to snigger.
"What?" Katherine asked.
"Come back Jack, it rhymes hehe," Jess snorted.
"Oh shut up," Claire threw her shoe at the Major.
"Hey!" Harriet exclaimed as the shoe hit her instead.
Suddenly a free-for-all broke out with shoes going everywhere, but Laura was howling, dog-at-the-moon style.
"Laura shut the hell up!" Jess snapped.
"But he's gone. They took him away, the bastards!" Laura shouted.
"So?" Jess shrugged, before joining in the fight again.
"So I'll have to do something about it," Laura said to herself.
She saw the discarded zat gun and grabbed it before twirling around and shooting at the control box. The electrical current from the gun shorted out the panel and the lights went out, which made the girls shriek in surprise but they soon went back to the shoe fight though.
"Damn!" Laura muttered as the emergency lighting kicked in and the Stargate shut itself down.
She turned as a shoe hit her on the back and grabbed Jess.
"Hey!" Jess cried.
"Open the door or I'll shoot her!" Laura shouted at the control room levelling the gun at Jess' head.
"No you won't. Get off me!" Jess began to struggle but Laura just sat on her.
"It'll take two shots to kill her," Daniel told her.
"Well dur! I'll just shoot her twice then won't I?" Laura rolled her eyes.
"You don't want to do that," Daniel began.
"Oh shut up!" Laura snapped.
"Hey don't tell my man to shut up!" Claire shouted.
"You should be on my side I'm trying to dispatch your rival," Laura waved the gun at Jess.
"Oh," realisation dawned on Claire. "Go ahead then."
"Hey!" Jess muttered, wriggling unsuccessfully.
"Open up!" Laura yelled at the control room.
"General we should open the doors," Daniel said, worried.
"Let us clear the corridor first Major then we'll open the blast doors," Hammond told Laura.
"Fine. Hurry up," Laura was impatient.
Jack walked the corridors of the SGC, a little uncomfortable, whistling and calling out Ruth's name. This was Sam's fault, making him be bait and Teal'c hadn't helped by agreeing with the Major's plan. Where was she? The SGC was only so big and she couldn't hide forever. Many people had already searched much of the base and there was still no sign of her.
"Carter this isn't… Oomph!" Jack got flattened against the wall by Ruth.
"Hello Colonel baby," Ruth said flirtatiously.
"Ohmygod!" Jack jaw dropped.
Ruth had gone total festive and was wearing… well a skimpy, low cut, high cut, not a lot Santa's outfit.
**Where the hell had she got that from? **
"I have a surprise for you," Ruth coyly reached behind her back.
"The outfit isn't?" Jack tried to keep his eyes on her face.
"You like?" Ruth smiled, one hand trailing down her front.
Jack nodded, shutting his eyes, not trusting his voice,
**Where the hell were Carter and Teal'c? **
"It's only a taster of what is to come…" Ruth promised him before suddenly shoving a gas mask, with a container attached, over his face.
"What the hell…?" Jack opened his eyes and stared trying to pry it off.
"Shush honey, it only takes a minute, breath deeply," Ruth fought him off.
"Shit," Jack realised what was in the container. "Carter!" he tried to call out but the mask muffled his voice.
Ruth giggled and began to drag him down the corridor.
"Miss Ferrier please…" Jack started amazed at her strength.
"Ruth or better still Ruthy babe or anything naughty you can think of," Ruth teased.
"Stop right there!" Sam's voice rang down the corridor, as she levelled a zat at them.
**At last! ** Jack thought.
"No I will not bitch," Ruth's temper flared. "You just want him for yourself!"
Carter blinked,
"I don't…"
Ruth interrupted,
"Say you don't want him and you're a liar."
"Fine," Sam shrugged.
Ruth frowned at her,
"Fine what?"
Sam didn't answer.
"Tell me damn you!" Ruth yelled.
"As I am the only one here not attracted to O'Neill may I ask that you let him go?" Teal'c intervened.
"You can ask," Ruth agreed.
"But you will not let him go?" Teal'c asked.
"Nope," Ruth answered, giggling at her cleverness.
Ruth released Jack, whilst giggling, to face Sam and Teal'c and Jack had immediately ripped off the mask. He knew he didn't have long before the gas started having effect so he signalled to Sam behind Ruth's back before jumping clear. Sam shot Ruth, who slumped to the floor unconscious.
"Thank god," Jack muttered as he scooped Ruth up. "We'd better get her into confinement."
"And you too sir," Carter commented.
"What? Oh yeah and me too," Jack nodded.
They walked down the corridor to the confinement rooms, where Ruth was carefully placed in a room and Jack was secured in another. Ruth was not going to be pleased when she woke up, to say the least.
The blast doors slowly slid open, watched by the five women in the gate room. The corridor beyond was empty and Laura climbed off Jess before leaving. The rest of the women glanced at each other before Jess yelled,
"Run away!"
"Free as a little birdie," Katherine bounced around, waving her hands.
"Woohoo!" Claire jumped up and down.
They all stream after Laura into the corridor, but when they got there they found it empty. They glanced around before disappearing off towards their chosen men. Jess and Claire raced each other to get to Daniel first, Harriet headed off towards her technician and Katherine followed her, unsure who she'd pounce on once they got there. They got to another blast door and, after arguing who should open it, they got it open and walked straight into a load of airmen wearing gas masks. All the girls were knocked out with shots from some zats and carefully transferred to holding rooms. One airman told General Hammond that four of the five women who had left the control room had been caught, but that Major Keighley had completely disappeared. A base wide alert sounded, telling people to be careful and to report at sighting immediately.
After securing Jack in a room and posting a guard Sam and Teal'c headed back to General Hammonds office to report. On their way back they heard the alert and they turned a corner to see Laura, who ran in the opposite direction upon being seen. Teal'c set off down the corridor in pursuit and Sam ran to the nearest phone to tell Hammond Laura had been spotted. Following Laura down the corridors, but not gaining despite the fact that she was limping slightly due to her injury, was making Teal'c worry slightly as well as the fact that she had a zat gun but had made no attempts to shoot at him. He stopped running and listened to Laura's footsteps slow, stop and turn back towards him. She appeared at the other end of the corridor,
"Oh spoil sport I was enjoying that! Getting the blood flowing and all that crap."
Teal'c took a slow step towards her.
"Tut tut without the weapon… umm zat," Laura waved hers.
Teal'c stared her for a second before lowering it to the ground. Laura watched him kick it away, towards her before she repeated the action with hers. She then advanced down the corridor and Teal'c suddenly remembered her comments in the gate room. No other woman at the base had shown any inclinations of being attracted to him expect Laura and he was a man with a man's needs after all. Laura stopped in her tracks when she saw a change come over Teal'c.
"What?" she asked.
"What do you think will happen next?" Teal'c turned the question back to her.
"I'm going to seduce you," Laura answered without hesitation.
"I do not need seducing," Teal'c told her.
He had caught her by surprise because she gaped openly at him, uncomprehending.
"Don't… me… Are you saying that you find me attractive without the drug?" Laura asked.
Teal'c looked at her, really looked at her as he'd never done before then he smiled slightly,
"Indeed."
Laura shut her eyes and shook her head, trying to comprehend but failing to, though it was not down to the drug. Teal'c took the opportunity to close the gap between them so when Laura opened her eyes she found she was barely an inch away from Teal'c.
"Holy shit," Laura said.
Teal'c raised an eyebrow, not understanding.
"Oh crap did I just say that out loud?" Laura winced, before blushing.
Teal'c now had the choice of either grabbing her and knocking her unconscious to place her in confinement or he could follow the desire that was emanating from Laura. The fact that Laura was standing very close to him, wearing only a medical gown and her words kept flying round his head was not helping Teal'c make a sensible decision. It then hit him that Laura hadn't jumped him yet despite wanting him.
"Major... Laura was is the matter?" Teal'c asked.
She stared at him,
"I… Some rational thoughts keep flashing…hehe… sorry, across my brain and stop me acting like before."
"Are your attractions built from real life?" Teal'c questioned, aware she had said 'acting' not 'thinking'.
Laura jerked,
"God am I that obvious?"
Teal'c had his answer and suddenly knew he wanted to 'act' not 'think'.
"Do you want me?" Teal'c said very softly.
Laura took a step backwards, startled by the question. The drug was still present in her bloodstream and it was affecting her judgement, but her memory served her well enough and she had wanted Teal'c long before ever having heard of P4Y620. She remembered the time she'd passed the gym with Claire and seen him and Jack boxing. She'd known from that moment that she was attracted to Teal'c.
"Yes," she whispered to herself before she looked up at Teal'c. "Oh god yes, but do you want me? I can't… won't force you."
Teal'c closed the gap between, seized her arms and pulled her close,
"Does this feel like I don't want you?"
Laura's eyes went wide before she smiled,
"I was right, so right!"
Teal'c smiled then before lowering his head to hers and kissing her. Laura responded by flinging her arms around his neck, deepening the kiss and pressing her body the length of his, moulding it to every contour. The kiss became more passionate until it was no longer enough and their hands started to roam. Teal'c broke off from Laura who stood there gasping slightly.
"Follow me," he instructed Laura, taking her hand.
Teal'c led her down the corridor to an elevator where he pushed her inside.
"Where are we going?" Laura asked, eyes never leaving him as he pressed a button and the lift set off on its journey.
"Somewhere private," he answered, gathering her to him.
She smiled,
"Good."
Laura kissed him again and when the elevator doors opened that's how an airman found them. The man blinked as he tried to sort out who was standing before him and then he realised.
"Oh god. I'm sorry sirs… I'll just go… and…" he faltered.
Teal'c looked up and noticed they had reached the right floor. Tugging at Laura, who followed him with a cross between dreamy and predatory look on her face, he stepped out of the lift. The airman just looked plain scared and Laura noticed as she walked by and she pulled Teal'c to a stop.
"If you think that was scary be grateful we're not still in the corridor in full view," Laura grinned as the man swallowed.
Teal'c pulled gently on her arm and she let herself be led away but before she was out of earshot she called back to the airman,
"If it helps, envision where we're going now and what we'll be doing once we get there!"
The man shut his eyes, desperately trying not to think about senior officers doing anything, anywhere with anyone, let alone each other. He shook his head as he picked up the phone situated next to the elevator and rang through to Hammond's office. After a long pause from the other end of the phone Hammond told the airman to stand guard at one end of the corridor where Teal'c and Major Keighley were last seen and that he'd post other guards at the other exits. The man put the phone down and took up his position, fervently hoping that the couple wouldn't be over enthusiastic and loud doing what they would be 'doing'.
Teal'c opened the door and stepped over the threshold, Laura right behind him. She shut the door and leant back against it, watching Teal'c in the half-light. He slowly, tantalisingly, closed the gap between them until he was pressing Laura to the door and she smiled. Suddenly he was kissing her again and Teal'c hauled her up until she wrapped her legs round his waist, beginning careful of her injured leg. He toed off his shoes, as he tasted her mouth passionately. This freed his hands that he used to explore Laura's body and to rip the gown from her leaving her exposed to his hungry gaze. In return her hands pulled his T-shirt off Teal'c but she couldn't get to his trouser fastenings. Laura dropped her legs, sliding down his body so that she gained access to his waist and then she dipped her fingers below his waistband. Teal'c tightened his grip on her upper arms causing Laura to smile and so slowly she unzipped him. He sprang free into her waiting hands and he groaned as Laura wrapped her hands around him. Teal'c unwrapped her hands, picked her up and dumped her on the bed behind him before pulling off the rest of his clothes. Positioning himself between Laura's legs Teal'c traced a pattern up her thighs to the softness that lay at their juncture before he inserted a finger into her. Laura gasped and arched up towards his hand, her own hands bunching the sheets in her grasp. He found her already wet for him and so Teal'c covered her body with his, crushing her into the bed. Laura kissed him fervently, hands roaming down his back while Teal'c massaged her breasts with his hands and the sight of his dark skin against her pale flesh aroused her. She moved her hips, seeking more. Teal'c pushed the tip of his penis just inside Laura's body, but held himself there. Laura tried to arch up towards Teal'c but he pinned her hips to the bed and she mewled in frustration.
"Do you want this?" Teal'c asked, his voice husky with desire.
Laura looked at him, amazed at his control and concern for her and love for him blossomed deep inside her.
"Yes I want this Teal'c. I want you deep inside me, here, now," Laura whispered, gazing at him.
Teal'c kissed her passionately and thrust into her. Laura moaned and arched up to meet him, legs wrapping around his waist, pulling him flush against her. He pulled back and pushed into her again and again until both lost the ability to think. They got swept away until Laura's orgasm rolled over her surprising and fast. She cried out Teal'c's name as her muscles clenched around his shaft sending him over the edge to join her before he collapsed on top of her. Laura lay still, happy, as she waited for Teal'c to get his breath back, which wasn't long. He lifted his head to look at her.
"Thank you," she said smiling at him.
Teal'c said nothing but he kissed he softly before rolling to one side and gathering her in his arms and holding her close. Laura shut her eyes and let herself fall asleep, feeling safer than she ever had. Teal'c watched her sleep until her breathing deepened then he climbed out of bed and got dressed. He quietly shut the door behind him as he left and walked down the corridor to the nearest phone, where he called General Hammond from. Teal'c explained that Major Keighley was no longer under the influence of the drug and was safe in a room. Hammond didn't ask what had happened between phone calls and he let Teal'c go back to the room where Laura was asleep. Teal'c stayed there for hours watching Laura sleep until she woke up and he fetched some clothes for her. Laura didn't know whether to be embarrassed or happy when she woke but she didn't press the matter with Teal'c.
Everything was soon back to normal; the people who had been under the influence of the drug were back on duty and the base had resumed normal operations again. There were slight changes in certain people though because the fact that personal information had been disclosed had changed people's views. Katherine swore she never meant to insinuate that she fancied Hammond, Harriet discovered her technician was married but Daniel was willing to go out with Jess or Claire. The problem was he couldn't choose between them so they decided they'd both go out with him at once until he chose, no hard feelings. Ruth could see Jack would never go out with her but her problems were solved much later with the appearance of Jonas. Laura didn't push anything more with Teal'c but he kept 'bumping' into her and everyone who saw them together could see that they were good for each other.
(Granted I know that Daniel would have to die before Jonas appears but I'm not going through that in this story line.)