Jenny's scream in anger could be heard all over the yard and soon she was seen hunting two calico tabbies throughout the yard. That wasn't what was so odd… it was that she was pink!

"When I get my paws on you", she screamed at her two children. "I will not go so easy on you!" the two calico cats disappeared over a bunch of rubbish and started to laugh hysterically.

"Di' ya see 'er face", Teazer shrieked. "She look' like she would' explode!"

"Oi know", Jerrie grinned. "Oi though' she woul' get to us tha' toime."

"Why do the two of you always have to cause trouble", Cassandra asked as she watched them in disgust from the trashcan she was lying on.

"Because we loike i'", Teazer spat. It was no secret she didn't like Cassie.

"But you got so much talent", she jumped down and walked around Jerrie in a seductive way. She even took his tail and stroked it in a suggesting way. "You could have been anything."

"We are somethin'", Jerrie grumbled and pulled his tail back. "We're thoives!"

"Exactly", Cassue said and moved up to him. "But why?"

"Well loittle lady", Teazer said and pushed her away from her brother. "Le' us tell ya." She cleared her throat and sang without their accent for some reason.

"Teazer: We could've been anything that we wanted to be
Jerrie: But don't it make your heart glad
Teazer: That we decided, a fact we take pride in
Jerrie: We became the best at being bad

Both: We could've been anything we wanted to be
With all the talent we had
No doubt about it, we whine and we pout it
We're the very best at being bad guys

Jerrie: We're rotten to the core – Here Mungo leaned on Cassie who looked disgusted.
Teazer: And my congratulations no one likes you any more –
She pushed her brother away and then Cassie
Both: Bad guys,
Teazer: We're the very worst
Each of us contemptible, we're criticized and cursed
Both: We made the big time, malicious and mad
We're the very best at being bad –
By now the other Jellicles was watching too and Pouncival and Tumble joined in the singing since they were known pranksters.

Jerrie: Hey look at me I'm dancing – Jerrie was dancing around Cassie who looked really uneasy.

All four: We could've been anything we wanted to be
Pouncival: We took the easy way out
Tumble: With little training, we mastered complaining
All four: Manners seemed unnecessary
We're so rude, it's almost scary –
The others laughed

We could've been anything that we wanted to be
With all the talent we had
With little practice, we made every black list
We're the very best at being bad
We're the very best at being bad
We're the very best at being bad

"Did tha' answer ya question", Teazer asked Cassandra who nodded dumbly.

"Good", Mungo grinned. "Now we gotta go!"

"Huh whoi", Teazer asked.

"Tha's woi", Mungo nodded at their mother.

"Boi", they both yelled and left the yard.