Okay, I hope my second fan fiction can get more popularity than my last one. Anyway, let's get on with the story!
Phoenix: "I better say objection at least 12 times!"
Edgey: "Be quiet Wright and let the good readers and reviewers enjoy the crossover." "Oh, and by the way, you remember the chess board in my office? If you don't review, well, let's just say you'll be the pawn, heh heh heh."
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Everyone's favorite gang of law enforcers suddenly wake up to find themselves drifting in some sort of spatial rift.
Edgeworth
Wh-wha? Where are we?
Phoenix
Don't look at me!
But, yeah, where are we your honor?
Judge
HEY! How should I know!?
We were just in the middle of a trial, weren't we?
Edgeworth
Yes, we were, but then, how did we get here?
Judge
Hmmmm…. Wait!
Before we woke up here, we were trying to use the latest version of the Mason System to check through the case's evidence, but I seem to remember something about a fatal malfunction.
Phoenix
That malfunction must of caused us to be stuck in this rift. Funny, something like that happened to me once. [See: Phoenix Wright: Remnants of the Past fan-game]
Edgeworth
Stop your babbling Wright! I see an exit up ahead!
Judge
Everyone, force yourselves towards it!
Almost in sync the defense attorney, prosecutor, and judge squirmed towards the light at the end of the rift. When they finally reached the end of it, they felt they were flying through an endless white tunnel at mach 5 speeds.
Phoenix
This…feels….weird….like my DNA's being re-written!
Edgeworth
For once Wright,…I agree with you!
Judge
Hahaho! It tickles! HahoHaHo!
When they finally got out of the exit, they laid unconscious in some sort of small stone-made room floating in the sky. There was a large platform floating above the center of the room where the judge lie unconscious. To the left was a small stand where a knocked-out Phoenix Wright lay. To the right was another stand where Edgeworth was. And in the middle, a compact stand made of wood with two sections, one on top for sitting, and one on bottom for standing. Finally, they began waking up one after the other. When they saw each other, they found their appearances had almost completely changed.
Phoenix was a male with blue, spiky hair, a cape, and a large two-handed sword, but he could hold it with only one hand. Edgeworth was a male with blue, flat and long hair, with a sword you'd expect to see in a movie about King Arthur. And the judge was some sort of…penguin? With a hammer…, and a crown.
Phoenix
Wha- WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!
Edgeworth
Calm yourself, Wright. I am sure there is a perfectly logical reason for all of this.
Judge
Mr. Edgeworth, we were just floating through a dimensional rift, landed in some stone-made, floating remake of my courtroom, and now look completely different than before.
THIS IS HARDLY LOGICAL AT ALL!
Edgeworth
Well, if we wish to get anywhere, we'll have to research into this, explore. Wright-
Phoenix
Wha-?
Edgeworth
If you'll stop rocking back and forth in a fetal position long enough, I'll leave the information retrieval to you, I'll find someone to talk to, and Your Honor- uhh, Your Honor can stay here and hold down the fort.
HOLD IT!
Phoenix, the judge and Edgeworth all look towards the shout in surprise. They see some woman in a cyber suit, and a cannon for an arm.
Phoenix
Wh-who are you?
?????
Hmph, leave it to the most foolish of the foolish fooly fools to forget about me!
Edgeworth
No, that voice, that attitude. It can't be!
?????
Oh, but it is!
The cyber suit breaks apart, revealing a blond-haired woman in a leather suit and stun-gun.
VonKarma
It is I, Franziska vonKarma, the prodigy!
PhoenixJudgeEdgeworth
OH…….MY…GOD…
VonKarma
What is wrong? Are you not happy to see greatness in your presence? Anyway, I'd love to catch up over tea, but if I heard right, you're all doing a little "expedition" to get to. But before that, would you care to explain why we are here in this new world, Phoenix Wright?
Phoenix
HEY! How is it my fault?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------So, what do you think, guys?
Phoenix: I DIDN'T EVEN SAY OBJECTION IN THAT CHAPTER!
Well, it is only the first, you never say Objection in an Investigation, Phoenix.
Phoenix: Yes I did! Well, only once.
Edgey: Huh HA! In my game I get to say "Objection" numerous times in investigations!
Yeah, well, your game is ALL investigations, Edgeworth.