One-Shot Parade!

Story 1: Waking Up In The Wrong Bed

(Yang/Weiss & Blake/Ruby)

Yang tried to open her eyes, but closed them immediately. The sun was shining too brightly for her and it was hurting her eyes. The blonde had spent last night drinking in Junior's club, so she was having one of the worst hangovers of her life at the moment. She had apparently been smart enough not to drink too much, seeing as how she had managed to make it back to her dorm.

There was something soft and small in Yang's arms. Her vision was still blurry, so she had to rely on her sense of touch in order to tell what it was. After feeling some of the curves the strange object had, the brawler grinned. It was apparently Weiss. Yang didn't fully know how she managed to get to bed with the heiress, but she didn't care. All that mattered was that she was in bed with her girlfriend and she loved it.

Deciding that it was probably for the best to simply get back to sleep, Yang closed her eyes and snuggled closer to her sleeping teammate. To say the least, the blonde was in paradise. This was one of her favorite things to do with the heiress. Yang could feel Weiss' soft skin and smell her. That sweet smell of roses was just addicting to her.

...Smell of roses?

Yang's eyes shot open and she looked at just who she had REALLY been sleeping with. Much to her horror, it wasn't Weiss. It was Ruby, her little sister. Pure dread flooded the brawler's body as she realized what she might have done to the younger girl. Yang both cursed and was thankful for not remembering what happened last night. While she realized that she should know what she had done with Ruby, she also didn't really want to know.

As gently and silently as she could, the blonde started to make her way out of her sister's bed. She needed to get out, take a shower and try her best to think things through. As long as Ruby didn't wake up, she should be safe.

''Yang Xiao Long, what in God's name is going on here!?'' a very familiar voice suddenly screamed, causing said blonde to freeze.

Yang slowly turned to look behind her to see her other teammates, Weiss and Blake, standing there and looking at her with wide eyes. The blonde could feel her blood run cold upon seeing the expressions on the two girls. The heiress' was one of pure rage, telling her just how upset she was. However, it was the cat faunus that absolutely terrified Yang. While Blake's expression was pretty much blank, there was something in her eyes that screamed nothing but fury and pain towards the person that had upset her.

''Umm... This isn't what it looks like!'' Yang screamed in her defense. ''I know this looks bad, but I didn't-! I mean-! I don't think I-''

''Yang, are you awake?'' Ruby suddenly asked, showing that she had woken up.

''Uhhh... Yes,'' the older sister answered.

''Good. This probably won't hurt too badly then.''

''Wha-''

Without a warning, Ruby suddenly kicked her older sister as hard as she could. This caused Yang to fall out of the bed and land painfully on the floor. The blonde looked up at her sister with a shocked and slightly angered look on her face.

''Rubes, what was that for!?'' Yang asked while looking up at said redhead.

Ruby got up into a sitting position and turned to look at her sister. The three older girls in the room were shocked to see the state of their young team leader. Ruby's expression was one of anger and exhaustion. She had bags under her eyes, showing that she had not slept properly. The redhead also had bruises all over her body, like she had been in a fight.

''That was for last night, Yang!'' Ruby yelled angrily. ''Last night you got here all drunk while singing that stupid love song you made about Weiss! Not only did you wake me up, but I'm pretty sure that my ears are now damaged from the noise you caused! Then you proceeded to climb into my bed and use me as your stuffed toy! If that wasn't bad enough, you toss and turn in your sleep and even throw punches and kicks! My body is sore everywhere thanks to that! And when you managed to calm down, you SNORED! It was like sleeping next to a drunken rhino! Do you have any idea how awful last night was!?''

''So... I didn't do more than that?'' Yang asked. While she was ashamed of what she put her sister through, she was also happy that she didn't do anything truly awful.

''I THINK YOU DID MORE THAN ENOUGH!'' the scythe-wielder screamed in rage, scaring her teammates. ''Weiss and Blake were honestly lucky that they were on a mission that they were able to return from only now! At least they didn't have to go through any of the crap I had to go through!''

''...Oh, right. You two totally were away on a mission. I forgot about that,'' the blonde said as she looked at Weiss and Blake. ''The reason I went to drink last night was because I started to miss Weiss.''

''How badly are you addicted to her?'' Blake asked in a blank voice.

''To a point it's disturbing, I'd say,'' Ruby answered angrily for her sister.

Yang was about to say something in her defense, when Weiss suddenly walked up to her and took a hold of the back of her shirt. She then proceeded to drag the brawler out of the room.

''H-Hang on! Weiss, what are you doing!?'' Yang asked while being dragged.

''I'm taking you outside. You and I need to discuss your drinking problem,'' Weiss answered sternly.

Despite the brawler pleading for mercy, she was dragged outside the dorm by her angry girlfriend, leaving Ruby and Blake alone in the room. Silence fell over the room as the two girls stayed still.

''So... you and Yang didn't do... that, did you?'' Blake asked awkwardly with a small blush on her face.

''What are you-? Never mind. I am too tired for this,'' Ruby said before laying on her bed again and turning on her side so that her back was facing her teammate. ''Now, if you don't mind, I would like to have complete silence in the room for some time. I didn't get practically ANY sleep last night and I need to fix that.''

The redhead had just closed her eyes when she felt someone climb up to her bed. She looked behind her to see Blake about to lay down next to her.

''Ummm... I'm a bit tired from my mission... so c-could I sleep n-next to you?'' Blake asked with a nervous blush on her face. ''I think sleeping next to someone might make it easier for me to fall asleep.''

Ruby was about to say no, but stopped herself. There was something about her teammate that told her that the cat faunus needed this. Maybe it was the look in her eyes or the nervous stutter in her voice, but the young team leader understood that right now Blake needed this more than anything in the world.

''Fine,'' Ruby said with a sigh and went to lie down again. ''Just don't snore or do anything else that could wake me up again, okay?''

Blake had to suppress an excited squeal as she went to snuggle up with her beloved team leader. As the two girls fell asleep, the raven-haired girl gave a quick ''thank you'' to whatever god had made her dream come true.

Author's notes: So the thing about this story is that this is a collection of humorous one-shots. I've had some ideas that I felt were good for a one-shot, but not good enough for a whole story itself. I debated for some time whether I should do a collection of these stories or just put up each story on their own. In the end, I decided that this would be the best option as it makes things a bit tidier in my opinion.

The pairings will change depending on the story and some stories won't have pairings at all. Look below the name of the story to see what the pairings are.

Also, can we do one thing? Whenever I have a Yang/Ruby story, can we all just assume that they are not related in that story? It would honestly save me a lot of trouble, so I don't have to write about Ruby being adopted over and over again. Pretty please?

Anyways, hope you guys liked the first story in this collection. Hope you check the next one when it comes out.

Until next time.

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Also, here's a little preview of the next story:

''How many ladies is Ruby seeing!?'' Yang screamed in horrified shock as she looked at Ruby's calendar.

''By my calculations, I'd say about 20 at least,'' Blake replied with wide eyes as she looked at all the names.