Just a little one-shot...really random! Just to let you know, Alice is human!
R=Rosalie
J= Jasper
Ph= phone
Jasper's phone
R- I'm sorry, Jasper.
J- what? What's going on?
R- You didn't hear about Alice? It was all over school today.
J- Wait, what happened? I wasn't there, remember?
R- oh, duh. Um... She took the first plane out of Seattle last night to New York.
J- what?!
R- check your phone. She might've left a message.
J's phone- you have 17 new voice messages.
Message- Jazz, it's Al. I'm about to board a flight to New York, but don't flip. It's not what you think. My cousins invited me up for Christmas, so I'll be back on New Years eve, 'kay? I love you so much and call me back. -beep-
Ph- Next message
Message- Jasper, it's me again. I got off my flight and you still haven't called back. Please call, okay? Love you, Al. -Beep-
Ph- next message
Message- Jasper Allen Whitlock. I just got to my hotel and you still haven't called. Not joking. Call me back. I miss you and I think you hate my guts.-beep-
Ph-next message
Message- Okay, listen. I just got back from dinner. Guess what? You still haven't called! -beep-
Ph- next message
Message- I'm about to go to bed and I swear if you don't call me back I will...um...be very mad! -beep-
Ph- next message
Message- by the way- good night! I love you! -beep-
Ph- next message
Message- I. Am. Angry. -beep-
Ph- next message
Message- done with breakfast, right? And no darn phone call! Ah! -beep-
Ph- next message
Message- just got out of the shower! And no phone call! I'm gonna eat you! Well, you know what I mean. -beep-
Ph- next message
Message- I'm driving to my cousins house... And no call back! I'm mad! -beep-
Ph- Next message
Message- This is Awices cousin...and...she says yell at her big mean boyfwind! She awso says caw her back or she will 'splode. -beep-
Ph- next message
Message- That's right Jasper. I will explode. So call me back cuz right now I just think your ignoring me or being mad at me and I miss your voice. You need a real answering machine. -beep-
Ph- next message
Message- dude, it's Em. call your girlfriend back! She called me to make sure you didn't hate her or you weren't dead or something! Gosh! Save her the panic attack! -beep-
Ph- next message
Message- please call me back, jazz!-beep-
Ph- next message
Message- ...please jasper! I'm gonna be depressed and it's not even lunch time yet!-beep-
Ph- next message
Message- I'm kinda steaming, Jazz.-beep-
Ph- next message
Message- you know what? Don't even call back. I'll talk to you in a week. Or not. Bye, Jasper. -beep-
Ph- End of messages. -beeeeeeep-
J- Shoot. Let me call her back.
-ring ring-
Alice's phone- Hey, it's Alice, I can't come to the phone...or i'm ignoring you, cough, Jasper. Leave a message. Or don't. I really don't care. -beep-
J- Alice! I'm sorry I didn't call, okay? I love you, and call me back. -beep-
R- what were you doing that you couldn't answer your phone?!
J- waiting for her to call on the house phone....
R- wow.
Hehe. The end! Coment and tell me what ya think! And read my other stories on my profile!