Wham!

Disclaimer: I don't own Card Captors! CLAMP does. Don't sue or flame me, this is my second fic posted! Also, this is my first humor fic too! One more thing, this fic uses dubbed names. But the WHAM! Card does belong to me. No flames please, and, I hope you enjoy! R+R!!!!!!

Key:

thoughts

"talking"

~*~scene change~*~

*flashback* (I don't think I'll be using them.)

(A/N:) author's note

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~*~In the morning~*~

"WHA! Tori! Why didn't you wake me up?!" screamed Sakura. "You're old enough to wake up yourself squirt." he said. Sakura gave a dirty look at Tori, who was biting into an apple.

Sakura rushed downstairs and WHAM! ran right into Tori. "Sorry Tori!" "It's alright squirt." "Stop calling me that!!!" She ate her breakfast and ran upstairs and WHAM! she ran right into her room door. "OW!" Kero jumped up and investigated what had happened. "What happened Sakura?" Sakura got up and said, "Oh, someone left the door closed and I ran into it." "Who are you talking to Squirt?" "No one!"

Sakura quickly changed and rushed downstairs, she ran and ran then, WHAM! she missed the table and ran right into the wall. "Sakura, you're running into an awful lot of things lately, are you alright?" "I'm fine daddy!" she replied. Sakura skated out.

WHAM! Sakura ran into the wall! What is wrong with me? she thought. She thought up a WHAM! Card, but she knew there was no such thing, or was there? She skated and skated, WHAM! right into Li. "Sorry!" Li got up. "It's ok" he said. Sakura was extremely embarrassed, she DID sense a Clow Card, and so did Li. He said, " Sakura, there's a Clow Card. Can't you sense it?" "Ya I can Li. I guess the WHAM! Card?" "It's no time to joke Sakura." "I'm not kidding!" "There is no such card Sakura!" With that, they both left for school. Sakura had run into a few more things before getting there. (A/N: ouch!)

When Sakura had arrived, she was late. But everyone stared at her red face. Meilin couldn't help but giggle. Sakura had gotten a headache from running into so many things that she was sent home. And guess what? She ran into more things! WHAM WHAM WHAM! Sakura couldn't take it anymore.

Li visited Sakura because he had asked Mrs. Mackenzie if he could visit her. He knew there was something wrong. Li and Sakura went to the park, where she ran into more things. WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! "LI! I KNOW IT'S THE WHAM! CARD!" "There is no such card!" "Yes there is!" Sakura then yelled out the incantations. "Oh Key Of Clow; Power Of Magic, Power Of Light, Surrender The Wand, The Force Ignite! Release!!!" Then she yelled out for the WHAM! Card to appear, and it did! It was shaped like a star with spikes! She used Thunder to weaken it, and she yelled out more incantations. " WHAM! Card, return to your power, CONFINED!" With that, she caught the WHAM! Card. "I'm sorry for not believing you Sakura..." "It's ok Li."

Li kept wondering how there was a WHAM! Card. So did Sakura. As they went home, she ran into a telephone pole. WHAM!

The Funny End

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Hehehe! I hope this was funny! I thought it up when I wrote The Dance, when Sakura WHAM!ed into Li. I told my friend the idea and we cracked up. Thanks DigiPatrice23! E-mail me at CCSakura_Kinomoto@yahoo.com, you can IM my ID, or IM my AIM screen name: CherryBlossomCS. IM DigiDestinHiKari to get me incase! Please R+R!