Wrong Way
by Mariye

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Disclaimer: I don't own Selphie, Irvine, or Zell. This story is a
really cool type my friend David used to write, but I forgot the
title and how exactly it goes, so bear with me. I know it involves
having 3 sounds in it, only dialogue, and I'm pretty sure 25 lines
plus sometimes a scene change. If that sounds familiar to anyone and
they know what its called, tell me in the review.
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"I told you make a right make there!"

"Phooey! I hate these maps, you can never fold them up right again."

"Selphie! I can't see with the map in the way, and Zell, quit being a backseat driver!"

:::RIP:::

"Ooops, I guess that wasn't the right way to do that... oh well."

"This was supposed to be only a ten minute ride! How did it turn into an hour?"

"Well if you hadn't like told Squall, Quistis, and Rinoa that you knew the way there, maybe they would have written the directions down for us."

"Oh Irvy quit blaming Zell for your own mistakes. If I had driven, this wouldn't have happened."

"Thanks Selphie."

"Yeah, take the Chicken-Wuss's side. Like we'd ride in this car if you were driving."

:::WHAP:::

"What do you mean if I were driving! I can drive the Ragnarok, right?"

"Ow! Quit hitting me with that dang map."

"I should have driven with the others in the hummer, but nooo, I had to ride in the sports car with Dumb and Dumber."

"Would you rather walk?"

"I would! I'd probably get there faster than you two!"

:::SCREECH:::

"That's it Selphie, out!"

"Fine!"

"Aw come on Irvine! Selphie didn't mean it, we're all just tired and grumpy.

"I don't care."

"Buh Bye! See you there!"

"Are you happy now? You just pissed off your girlfriend."

"Do you wanna walk too?"

...

"Well, it took 30 minutes, plus 10 minutes after Selphie got out and walked, but we're finally here."

"Finally! I am not riding in the same car as you on the way back. You have too much road rage in you."

"Good! Wait a second, is that Selphie with all of them?"

"Told you guys I'd get here before you!"

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[the end]

25 lines (I counted each person's little interjection as 1 line)
3 sounds
and 1 scene change
o^-^o
yay
funny, but this takes longer than you think... I'm just putting this
up for fun.