A/n: I don't own marvel zombies. This is also my first marvel zombie's story, so no flaming.
On the menu
It became very apparent to Deadpool that other living dead hated him as much as when they were living. He was left out on meals and when ever could find someone to eat a group of zombies and push him aside.
Now he was here alone in the empire state building thinking of were to find new source of nourishment.
" I could eat another one of my fingers " the merc turned zombie thought aloud " nah, last time I tried that I puked up my whole stomach, not cool "
Suddenly the cogs in Wade's decaying brain suddenly moved an inch, but that inch gave him an idea.
" Of course! " Deadpool exclaimed, " I should have thought of it before! "
The super powered zombie reached up into his torn mask and put a finger up his right nostril then pulled out a large globe of bogers.
" It look's magically delicious! " Deadpool said to himself as he devoured the nose goblin.
Suddenly the mutant zombie spat out the distasteful mucus.
" This sucks! " he shouted, " the last good meal I had was Weasel and he wasn't even jail food worthy! Seriously, where the hell I'm gonna find some- "
Squeak! A rat made from the other side of the room were Deadpool was sitting
" Food? "
Squeak! The sound was closer then before
Deadpool got up and began to fallow the noise.
" Yeah keep squeaking little buddy, " Wade hissed
Soon the undead mercenary found the source of the sound: a wall. Deadpool slammed his fists through it and found not just one rat, but mountains of the vermin running around.
" Oh thank you god! " he praised " it's chow time tummy! "
Wade Wilson was a happy zombie that night as he devoured the flea-ridden creatures all by his lonesome.
A/n: so how did I do? Review please!