Edit: Bigbigbig thanks to LadyBlackwell for pointing out the stupid "your/you're" mistake. I honestly can't believe I missed that... Oh well. It's fixed now, and my inner grammar Nazi can rest in peace.
I love doing alphabetically themed fics, don't I? Hm….
The original "26" was written by T'Key'La in the Star Trek: 2009 fandom. I saw it, got this idea, and decided it was too good to pass up. ^^ I might decide to do more of these later, but for now this will stand alone because my time is starting to become even more limited than usual, and I really am too busy to start something new. So, yeah.
Disclaimer: I'm not claiming the original idea as my own, nor am I claiming Malik and Bakura as my own. I'm just an author having some fun. ^^ So relax, sit back, and enjoy the ride.
26 ways that Bakura and Malik say, "I love you."
"As long as you don't get yourself killed, I couldn't care less what you're doing."
"Because I don't want to lose you, okay?"
"Come out of the rain; you might get hypothermia or something, and you're not allowed to die until I say so."
"Damn it, Bakura."
"Everybody sucks. Well, everybody but you, but that's a given."
"... Fuck you."
"Get your pretty little ass over here so I can strangle you."
"Hate isn't my only emotion— I don't hate you, do I?"
"I guess you're not so bad after all."
"Jackass. You're lucky I like you."
"Killing you probably wouldn't be in my best interests, so you can stay for now."
"Love is for morons. I'm glad to know you're better than that."
"... Maybe I could put up with you for a little bit longer."
"No, I don't want you dead. What gave you that idea?"
"Option one involves me killing you. Option two involves hot, steamy make-up sex. Take your pick."
"Pharaoh can go fuck himself— I've got all I need right here."
"Quit your bitching, Malik; I'm not going to let them do anything to you."
"Right now, I don't know whether I should kiss you or slap you."
"Saving your ass is first on my list; the Millennium Items can wait."
"Thank the gods; I've actually found someone worth keeping around!"
"Under the circumstances, I think we did pretty damn good."
"Very nice. Almost as well as I could have done."
"What the hell did I do before you showed up?"
"X marks the spot. Guess where you're standing?"
"Your ass belongs to me and me alone."
"Zero. You know what that stands for? The number of people like you I've ever actually met. Congratulations."
That really was fun. Special thanks to T'Key'La (who I'm pretty sure doesn't even read Yu-Gi-Oh! fan fiction, but oh well) for the inspiration.
Review? :D
-Eggy