AN: Hey guys! I am bored, because my Percy hasn't come home from Texas. He was supposed to be home yesterday. He may have gotten his phone taken away. That may be my fault. But that is just one of my theories-I've been jumping to conclusions. But I have nothing to do, as I sit and play Sims3 for hours and listen to the New Moon soundtrack (I do not own Sims3 or the Twilight saga), so I decided to come try this:
A one or two or five shot group of interviews with Percy, Annabeth, etc. from the PJatO series (which I love). I just took a couple quizzes I'd seen around FanFic and let the PJatO characters take it from there and tell me what they wanted.
Oh and I have two disclaimers that will carry through the rest of the story: I DO NOT OWN MAXIMUM RIDE (my username) OR THE PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS SERIES (see profile for funnier disclaimer).
Oh and if use of emoticons annoys you greatly, don't keep reading. I might use them to convey how we're acting, since that's hard in interview settings.
So here it goes…
Percy and I
Maxride45: So, Percy, I'm just gonna throw some questions at you and you answer as well as you can, ok?
Percy: Shoot.
Maxride45: What?
Percy: No I mean go.
Maxride45: Oh… hehe. :)
Percy: Just go, Max.
Maxride45: clears throat right. (Wouldn't you guys find it hard to focus with Percy in the room, too?! How can you blame me?! Don't tell my Percy.)
Percy: I'm still here. :P
Maxride45: sigh Question number one: Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Umm… here, use this. (I handed him Private by Kate Brian because I'm reading it right now. I'm discovering that prep books aren't that bad. So, I do not own it. We'll be using this for any book questions. I still won't own it.)
Percy: counts There are only 16 lines. It's the end of a chapter.
Maxride45: Just use page 57, then.
Percy: counts again 17 lines-
Maxride45: Next page!
Percy: Gosh… interrupting… :P counts the word is "a".
Maxride45: That was the dumbest question ever.
Percy: Yeah pretty much.
Maxride45: Grr. Next. What can you hear right now?
Percy: Smoke coming out of your ears and your brain melting. :P
Maxride45: Shut up, I'm not that annoyed. :P Turn on the T.V. What is on?
Percy: Hannah Montana. And yeah, Max doesn't own Hannah Montana.
Maxride45: Thank you. Now turn it off before I die. Type your name with your elbow.
Percy: p-erfcyt
Maxride45: Pretty good. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?
Percy: falls over and back into chair The insides of my eyelids…
Maxride45: giggle You're cute. :) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
Percy: What?
Maxride45: Grab a book-
Percy: No before that.
Maxride45: Nothing.
Percy: …
Maxride45: blush …
Percy: "…wink at the other day. What was supermodel Kiran doing with a…"
Maxride45: I have no idea what that part is about, I'm only on page 30. Sorry I didn't think to bring you a more manly book. :P Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
Percy: A pile of… art projects?
Maxride45: I have a seven year old brother. :P
Percy: Ah. :P
Maxride45: Without looking, guess what time it is.
Percy: 3:00
Maxride45: What time is it really?
Percy: 2:55. I was close-ish. :)
Maxride45: Haha :) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Percy: Your brother watching TV, your mom typing in the other room, your music. You have that turned up really loud.
Maxride45: I am aware of that. :P
Percy: Have fun being deaf. :P
Maxride45: Whatever. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Percy: I was going outside your house to greet Annabeth, because she was arriving for her interview.
Maxride45: You were making out with her. Nice try.
Percy: Shhh!!!
Maxride45: giggle What are you wearing?
Percy: A blue t-shirt from Montauk, khaki shorts, gray Converse (Max doesn't own Converse. Well I mean, she has Converse, but she doesn't own the rights to them.), and my Camp Necklace.
Maxride45: Did you dream last night?
Percy: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
Maxride45: It was about Annabeth wasn't it? :D
Percy: Heck yes. Moving on. ;D
Maxride45: When did you last laugh?
Percy: When you got annoyed with the word "a," and pages 56 & 57 of Private.
Maxride45: Shut up. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Percy: A lot of stuff. Pictures, a map thing, art projects… hey is that little one with the flowers yours?
Maxride45: blush It's not like it's recent!! :)
Percy: Well I can tell that much. :P
Maxride45: Seen anything weird lately?
Percy: Grover and Juniper were making out on your couch earlier.
Maride45: What did you guys do when I went to help my mom with my brother?!
Percy: Annabeth and I were good, promise. :)
Maxride45: Alright, next question. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Percy: Hmm… you know a lot about me.
Maxride45: Yes, yes I do.
Percy: I'm obsessed with the show "Phineas and Ferb" on Disney channel. (Max doesn't own Phineas and Ferb or Disney.)
Maxride45: Me too, glad to know you have good taste. :) It's, like, the only TV I watch anymore. :P
Percy: I never have time. I tape it and me and Annabeth watch it on Friday nights. :)
Maxride45: Aww that's cute. :)
Percy: Thanks. :)
Maxride45: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Percy: Let Annabeth rebuild everything. And I meant everything. Well, except stuff that she'd want to preserve, like the Eiffel Tower or the Great Wall of China.
Maxride45: And the Parthenon. :)
Percy: Yeah, I saw that on your shirt.
Maxride45: Haha. I got this for Christmas. I'm kind of obsessed with Greece, and it's mythology. It's your fault, you know. Thanks. :)
Percy: Glad I can help people by breathing. Next question?
Maxride45: Haha sure. :) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Percy: Hmm… Rebecca. I don't know why.
Maxride45: Ok then. Pretty name. What if it's a boy?
Percy: Jason.
Maxride45: Like the hero?
Percy: Duh. :)
Maxride45: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Percy: I kind of do. I go wherever the monsters take me. And Annabeth, of course.
Maxride45: Very true. What's the last book you read?
Percy: Much as I wish I could say Annabeth's gotten me into reading, she hasn't succeeded yet. I don't know.
Maxride45: I'm going to talk to her about that. Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
Percy: Umm… I said: "Much as I wish I could say Annabeth's gotten me into reading, she hasn't succeeded yet. I don't know." :)
Maxride45: Yeah that was pointless. :P What was the last thing you ate?
Percy: I'm a teenage boy. I don't keep track, I just inhale.
Maxride45: You sound like my boyfriend.
Percy: Oh really?
Maxride45: Yeah, he could eat enough at one meal to feed a small African village for a week or two.
Percy: Yup, sounds like we'd get along pretty well.
Maxride45: I know you would. :) Describe your personality.
Percy: Hmm… I'm generally very easy-going. I tend to act on impulse. I love hanging out with my friends and my girlfriend, and I just like to have fun for the short amounts of time that I get to be carefree. I've had to grow up and learn to take care of myself too fast, and I sometimes wish I had had the chance to be a normal kid, but I don't regret anything and I think it was worth it to meet the people I know today. I'm happy.
Maxride45: Wow. That was… un-Percy-ish. But good. :)
Percy: It just kind of came out.
Maxride45: What was the last thing you thought?
Percy: "What the heck did I just reveal to the world?"
Maxride45: Not the world, just my 100-ish regular FanFiction readers, and I bet barely any of them will read this. Your secret's safe with us. What's it like being you?
Percy: It's insane, don't try it. But with the extreme bad comes the extreme good. I think you have to have both.
Maxride45: Jeez. Stop scaring me and letting out intelligent answers. :P (Just kidding Percy you can be smart all you want.) Oh this next question will bring back the Percy we all know and love.
What are your thoughts on writing?
Percy: I love reading good writing. However I can't sit down and write more than a couple sentences. School is torture. I have you to write for me.
Maxride45: Yup, and I'll gladly do it anytime.
Percy: I know. :P
Maxride45: What was the last website you visited before FanFiction?
Percy: We went on MLIA (My Life Is Average) together. I wish we owned the rights to that one but we don't. I love MLIA.
Maxride45: Me too. :P What was the last thing you cooked?
Percy: Are you kidding? I can't cook.
Maxride45: Yeah I don't know why I asked you that question. :P What color are the walls of the room you're in?
Percy: Purple.
Maxride45: Technically, this is lavender. I bet you when I interview Annabeth, she'll say lavender.
Percy: Whatever. :P
Maxride45: Who is the most special person to you?
Annabeth: (from background) Just FYI, I can here you!
Percy: Annabeth. I would've said that anyway.
Annabeth: giggle
Maxride45: I already knew your answer to that. Still, it's cute. Moving on. What's your favorite childhood memory?
Percy: Hm… what do you define as "childhood?"
Maxride45: Hm… before you found out you were a half-blood.
Percy: Dang. Hmm… trips to Montauk.
Maxride45: Scariest moment of your life?
Percy: Too many.
Maxride45: Fair enough. Use one word to describe yourself.
Percy: Seaweed.
Maxride45: Umm. Ok then. Yet I totally get it.
Percy: I knew you would.
Maxride45: What made you smile today?
Percy: Waking up and knowing I'd see Annabeth. :)
Maxride45: It made you smile again, too. :)
Annabeth: giggle :D
Maxride45: Last rainbow you saw?
Percy: An Iris-message to Chiron. Don't ask.
Maxride45: Ok, I won't. Do you want a haircut?
Annabeth: shouts from other room No, he doesn't!!
Maxride45: laughs So she gets to pick?
Percy: She likes it longer, you wrote it yourself. Yes, she gets to pick.
Maxride45: I did, didn't I? Anyway… Have you ever been in a fight?
Percy: Many, of different kinds.
Maxride45: Are you annoyed that this interview took so long?
Percy: No, not really. It was kind of fun. :)
Maxride45: Yup, and now we can post it so that no one will read it!
Percy: Woohoo! high five
both go to post it… and fade out…
Ta-da! Percy and I had fun. But I'm going to go read Private now. See yeah, FanFiction peeps.