dedication: thank you Sasu1sSold2Emika for your lending me hand!
Disclaimer: I own nothing biatches! Leave me alone before I attack you with my awesome-ness! :]
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"Cherrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy! I'm gonna MURDER YOU!" yelled Ino. Haha that's one of my best friends. Ya see, I just drew a heart on her cheek with a sharpie markie. Hey come on! In my defense she was dozing off! There is no flippin way imma let that Pig have more beauty sleep then me! I mean like fer serious! I'm Fierce, with a capital F. 'Sides, the heart looks pretty cute...
"Suck my left toe pigalicious! SUCK IT" I say while running away from Ino. I sprint down the stairs and go behind Mocha (mmmm she's makin' pancakes!)
"MOCHA HUN! SAVE ME! THERE'S A WILD BORE TRYNA EAT ME ALIVE!"
"BORE! IM GONNA SLAP YOU INTO LAST CHRISTMAS BITCH!""YOU GUYS WOKE ME UP! YOU WHORES!" Awww shiz, we woke up Cinnamon Buns. Thats it we're gonna die.. NOOOOO! I atleast wanted to taste Mocha's Pancakes one last time! NOOOOO! My Sunny D! My poor defenseless baby!
"ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS YELLING!" Damn son. Mocha got lungs...
Do ya feel the love? I feel the love.
So yeah your probably mega lost right now in the world that is the Sakura Universe... Your silence means yes so, it's gonna go down like this.. (and yes i am kool enough to write mental notes. Have you not met me?)
I'm Sakura Haruno.
My face is 5'4 ft from falling on the ground and I weigh 115 (you call me fat and you shall not procreate!)
This world has bowed down to my awesome-ness for 18 years now, and thats not gonna be changing any time soon.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE manga and anime. It rocks my socks right off my small feet. (Which by the way do not match! Thats right HATE on it suckersss!)
I'm a computer geek/nerd/dork whatever ya wanna call it, its still doesn't change the fact that i am Thee Awesomest Flippin Person in the Universe (in the Roxana Universe as well of course)
Sunny D shall rule this land for many years to come and Ramen shall be its right hand muchacho.
I state that Marshmellow Fluff(YES MARSHMELLOWS COME IN FLUFF FORM!), Curly Fries, Coka Cola, Dove Chocolate, annnnd Cookie Dough shall be highly respected Nobles and are in the side of good.
Junkfood is my life man. Oh and if you tell me to eat healthier you can SUCK ME SIDEWAYS DAMNIT!
Ants are icky, and clowns shall burn to the ground. I'll be going to College in the fall with the rest of my bitches (THATS RIGHT I OWN YOU ALL!) The dudes included. My goal: BOMB THE BOARD OF EDUMACATION! Haha they suck anyway. But because thats a 1 in a million chance so a docter is what i shall seek.
"OUCH MY HAIR YOU DESPICABLE PIGLET!"
"BUNS MY FINGERRRRRS!"
"CHERRY THATS MY EAR DAMNIT!"
"Who wants pancakes?"
"MEEEEEEE!"
Haha gotta love us man.
For those retardo's out there who still haven't gotten the hint, I'm Cherry! Ino is the one who goes oink oink. Cinnamon Buns is TenTen and Mocha Hun is Hinata. Thats right, we hawt, dont hate..
"Dude's, school over man.. we're gonna go to College now" i say shoving a big peice of pancake in my (sexy) mouth. The girls slept over my house today. We live with our parents but we're gonna buy an apartment once we head off to college. I'm not sure what the boys might do yet..
"Cherry's right guys, we gotta plan something BIG!"
"Buns! Your mouth is full!""So is yours Mocha!"
"Ewwwwww! You guys disgust me!"
"Can it Pig!"
"Why don"t you Forehead!"
"GUYS!"
"Sorry Mocha got off track there but we need to do something sooooooo friggin fun, we're still gonna be remembering when we're in our damn seventies!"
"Forehead's got a point there"
"Hmm anybody else thinkin' what i'm thinkin'?"
"Naww what you thinkin' Buns?"
"Glad you asked Mocha.. 2 words.." she said smirking
I saw the gleam in her eyes and immediatly knew what that brilliant maniac was planning. So i decided to take the liberty of screaming it out..
"ROAD TRIP!"