Disclaimer: As everyone hopfully knows Lord of the Rings does not belong to me it belongs to J.R.R. Tolkien. If I did own. If I did own Lord of the Rings I would be rich and the most awesomest person in the world.

How to find middle earth in your back yard

"Catch me if you can!" Emily yelled running farther into the woods.

"Emily come back!" Haley yelled following her younger sister.

"Why? You afraid of the big bad forest?" Emily asked.

"No but...but..." Haley started to say before Emily inturupterd her.

"Haley! Haley do you see that?" Emily pointed into the distance at the lights dancing in the sky.

"Yeah...they are some really weird looking fireworks..." Haley replyed.

"Can we go see them puh-lease!" Emily begged.

"Em we don't even know them." Haley protested.

"Baby!" Emily yelled running toward the fire works.

"Oh God no." Haley mumbled running after her little sister.

Moments later Emily and Haley found themselfs in the middle of a wheat field. Haley turned around to see the house no were in sight.

"What? Em somthings weird we haven't gone that far but... where's the house?" Haley asked in a shaky voice.

Emily ignored Haley's comment she was to involed in all the noises she herd. She could hear people cheering and little kids laughing. She smiled and ran even further towards the noise.

Haley followed her sister not knowing what else to do, Emily had a mind of her own no one could tell her what to do, she followed her heart, which wasn't always the best she got into lots of trouble, she annoyed people, and she insults people... a lot. Haley, on the other hand, was nothing like her sister, she listened to everyone, she knows everything, and she is insanly nice.

When Emily and Haley finally found their way out of the field they saw hundrads of people dancing, eating, and drinking.

"Look Haley, its Bilbo's 111 birthday!" Emily told her sister pointing at the banner.

"Who's Bilbo?"Haley asked.

"I don't know." Emily replyed. "I want to go find out!" Emily jumped up and down smileing.

"Em we don't even know them! That would be rude!"

"How are we suppoused to know them if we don't go intruduce ourselves?" Emily asked.

Haley opened her mouth to reply but before she could, Emily started running down to the party.

Sorry for such a short chapter I will write more tomorrow it gets funnier I promise! So at least read the second chapter!

Byez!!