One day America was starving so he left the world meeting in search of food. He stumbled into a dark alley. There he saw an open door. Being renowned for his intelligence he walked through the said door.
Suddenly he found himself in a magical land. It was pastel colored, glittery, sparkly, and most of all totally fabulous. His rumbling tummy snapped him out of the trance. He walked curiously onwards and suddenly found himself in front of Candy Mountain. In front of Candy Mountain he saw Charlie the Unicorn. Candy Mountain guardian was his latest job. However Charlie's sleeping on the job because he's a shitty worker.
Snickering slyly America crept past him and jacked his candy, ramming it in buckets he magically pulled out of his ass. As he skipped away Charlie stirred awake.
"Hey jackass, the hell you think you're doing!?" Charlie yelled.
"Stealing your candy horn face, lol" America laughed and ran off.
"Bastard" muttered Charlie and went back to sleep.
"Dudes! I got candy!" America yelled as he flew in through the world meeting room window and showered it from above.
"Hooray!" Everybody cheered and gobbled up the sweets. Then glittery rainbow flavored swirls came in and swooshed and swirled around them. When they left everybody was a unicorn. Suddenly a pink fluffy vortex appeared and sucked all the little unicorn nations in.