(A/N) this is my first ff!! WOOHOO!! I made this up at 11:oo at night! It is not meant to be good! The story about how I came up with it is at the bottom. (and the main character doesn't have a name)
"No officer, I do not know why he was beaten to by a lap desk," (A/N: half of you are going 'what is a lap desk') the officer said to me. "All I know is that he is as as a doornail"
"Yes I can see that," I said looking at him with an annoyed expression.
"Detective!"
I looked around to see who called my name. I saw a young officer looking at me. "You might want to take a look at this!"
I walked over there, and looked in the room he was pointing to. There was a woman lying on the ground with purple marker all over her.
"We think she might have died from ink poisoning." An officer nearby said.
I looked at him. "O really? What made you come to that conclusion?" I said sarcastically.
"I found something!" yet another officer yelled. I was starting to get worried about how many officers it took to change a light bulb.
I ran over to him and stopped in my tracks. In front of me was a stuffed bear with a sign in its hands that said……..
I'm guilty, arrest me not the weird, creepy, vampire in the corner.
And it had an arrow pointing to a man standing in the corner, smiling.
I walked over to the bear, turned it around, and said the 'you have the rite to remain silent' thingy as I handcuffed it and shoved the toy in the car.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~next morning~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Another case closed! Well done, Detective," I praised myself. I sat back in my chair and thought about the case. I suddenly gulped at sat upright.
Vampire.
The end!!
(A/N) this story started when me and my dad were playing and I picked up a lap desk. He flinched and said…… "No officer, I do not know why he was beaten to by a lap desk," then I said it would be a book! Now its become a oneshot! Now hit the button down there…….. It would make a happy!!