A/N: UM WHAT. K,DFYGUKSDYFU. ME AND MY FRIENDS DID THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF LUNCH. CRYING. WHO ACTUALLY WRITES FUDGING TETRIS FANFICTION? MEEEEEEE! CRACK. LIKE, MAJORLY. OFTo. ;FT;
The red block sat there. Lonely. Never loved. Never thought of. Cursed to be blown up and forced to slot into another block. He didn't want this to happen. Not until he was older, anyway. But then, he spied a very angular blue 'L' shape. Ohhhhh, I'd like to slip into that block's contours… He smirked to himself as he licked his parallel sides.
We were never fated to meet, as he was on the other side of the conveyer belt… OF DESTINY. However, fate had it's eyes open for me, and allowed the player too get a bonus explosion (wiggles eyebrows) which destroyed all blocks below me so I was on the bottom. I smiled as I knew what was about to come- literally- I looked above and saw his beautiful behind. Ohhhhhhh. We slipped and slid in my warm bonus juices and ran straight into each other.
However, the game started to glitch, as we started to slot in and out off each other at a very fast pace. It seemed so wrong, but felt so right…