A/N: Hi! This is a new story by moi! I'm warning now that it will be updated even slower than St Brutus merely because I have less inspiration for this one and St Brutus takes precedence. But anyway please enjoy my newest story. Oh and I'm starting a poll on which person you think is Harry, to me it's obvious but, let's see what the rest of you think!

Disclaimer: I actually do own the characters in the first few chapters, but the one's anyone recognizes I don't!

Four Mutts and Two Snakes

Ch.1 Mutts of America

"Okay that's all the time we have! Sorry my beloved fans! Our next concert shall be in London, England. If you can't make it there we'll be back in the states in two weeks! Until then I request these things. Drive, stagger, bike, crawl, cartwheel, however it is you freaks are getting home, do it safely! We are Mutts of America and we bid you a good night!" On the last word the person on stage dropped his head and held up his arms. A second latter the whole band onstage disappeared in a wave of smoke.

The crowd screamed and they screamed even louder when holographic figures of a dog, fox, wolf, and werewolf rose above the smoke. The smoke cleared and the stage was entirely bare, no instruments, none of the band banners, nothing. The crowd cheered again before slowly starting to file out of the building.

-Backstage-

A man with longish black hair with blue streaks and gold eyes with green flecks threw his arms around another male with long arse-length black hair that is wrapped in two ribboned ponytails, somewhere in the ponytails his hair faded to blonde. His eyes are a striking cerulean blue. The gold eyed man is the bass player in the band, his name is TJ Lacrox. The blue eyed male is the singer, his name is Alex Cortez.

"Keep your little friend in your pants, Grin. Tails in amazingly still a virgin. His blood tastes so much better that way!" A female with short wild blonde hair with braided ankle length brown hair coming out from under the short hair. She has mischievous brown eyes. She's the drummer in the band, her name is Aryn Seldon. TJ just grinned, wrapped his arms around Alexis' chest and started to suck and bite at the skin on the side of Alexis' neck.

Making sure to leave a hickey that would last a few days, TJ pulled back. Another male made his appearance known with a chuckle. He has short spiked brown hair that is tipped in silver. His eyes are dark purple. He's the lead guitarist in the band and his name is Irvine Korwin. Alexis smiled happily, cheeks sort of flushed. "I don't mind, it makes me happy! Besides, I need to feed off of something! Alexis chirped happily. Aryn put her head in her hand. "Alexis, one day your virginal ass is going to get raped and it'll be no one's fault but your own." The girl said, ivory fangs glinting in her mouth.

Aryn is in fact, a vampire. Both Alexis and TJ are incubi, while Irvine is a werewolf. As incubi both Alexis and TJ need to feed off of emotional energy. While sexual energy is best, other powerful emotions are equally as nutritious. Aryn will only feed off of TJ or Alexis, werewolf blood is poisonous to vampires. Alexis being the only wizard in the group makes Irvine the wolfsbane potion every full moon. The band is very close.

Alexis blushed deeply but smiled anyway. "Why would someone want to do that?" Irvine chuckled questioningly. TJ smiled bitterly and wrapped his arms tightly around Alexis' neck. Alexis' expression turned quizzical. He thought their reactions are weird. Alexis didn't realize how drop dead gorgeous he is. Aryn walked up to him and ran a thumb across his cheek, "don't worry about it, we'll always protect you."

Alexis huh'd and cocked his head to the side. You could almost literally see the questions marks floating around his head. Irvine chuckled more brightly this time and ruffled Alexis' hair. "Don't think too much on it, Aryn's crazy, you know good old Teeth!" The mood visibly lightened. Alexis nodded happily, turned around in the other incubi's arms and kissed TJ on the cheek. TJ smiled at the blue-eyed male. "Come on guys let's get back to Mutt Manor. We leave pretty early tomorrow morning." Irvine said with a calm smile on his face. They all nodded and placed a hand out, touching everyone else's. "Apparate Mutt Manor!" They all shouted in unison.

-Mutt Manor-

All the band members tossed their clothes off while heading towards the master bedroom. By the time they made it through the threshold of the bedroom all the males were just in their underwear, while Aryn is in panties and a bra. They all flopped on the bed. The bed is huge; it's about ten feet wide and seven feet long. Alexis flopped down in the dead center of the bed. On either side of him there is a body; TJ is on his right, while Irvine is to his left. Aryn is to the left of Irvine.

-End Ch.1-

-To be continued-

A/N: Yup that was the first chapter, hope you liked it! By the way Grin is TJ, Tails is Alexis, Teeth is Aryn, and Swish is Irvine, for future reference! So please review and then go read my other story, review that too if you like! Anyway see you's all on the crazy side (cause we all know that it's better!).