The Evils of Pepsi
Disclaimer: No I don't own Gundam Wing, or Pepsi…^_^ too bad…they are both good…
Warning!! This is a fic that I made when I was REALLY bored and tired…not a good combo if you ask me…I know its stupid…but I'm really tired right now…so its funny…enjoy my gay muses and please review!! Review review review!! Please!! Pretty please with little fuzzy Quatre's on top!!! Thankie!! ^_^
Trowa: Pepsi Pepsi Pepsi!!!
Wufei: What about it?
Duo: -blinkblinkyawn-
Trowa: Pepsi kills people!!! Its evil!!
Quatre: we kill people…does that mean we are evil too?
Heero: …hn…
Quatre: -snaps- CANT YOU EVER SAY ANYTHING BESIDES ….HN…. ITS DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!
Heero: O.O
Trowa: calm down Quatre…its only Heero…
Duo: Only Heero?!?! What you talking about?!?! –Evil glare-
Wufei: why are you all so spazzy? –Crosses arms and grumbles-
Heero: spazzy? Who's spazzy? I only see a lunatic Quatre…
Quatre: Lunatic!!! –Jumps on Heero and bites his arm-
Heero: AHHHHHHHH!!! Get it off!!! Get it off!!!
Duo: AHHHHHHHH!!! Get off Get off!!! –Beats on Quatre with a stick-
Trowa: wait a minute!! –Notices a case of empty Pepsi cans- you drank it!!! Your all gonna die!! –Runs off screaming-
Wufei: O.O –pries a screaming Quatre off of a screaming Heero and kicks a screaming Duo across the room- No Quatre!! You cannot put that up Heero's butt!!!
Heero: -cries and hides up high in a tree-
Duo: Hee-chan!! You can come down now!! –all innocent like- I'll take care of Quatre!! –Hits Quatre over the head with a tea cup-
Quatre: -falls unconscious-
Wufei: Duo!! Why did you do that?!
Duo: -lustful expression- I think the Pepsi made me hungry!!
Wufei: I did not need to hear that!! Injustice!! –Is scared-
Heero: -Is even more scared-
Duo: -hits Wufei over the head with the teacup also so that he can be alone with Heero-
Heero: -screams-
Duo: -climbs the tree and sits next to Heero-
Heero: NOOOOOOOO!! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!!!
Trowa: -comes back with a burning barrel of Pepsi- see folks!! This is what happens when you give the Gundam pilots Pepsi!!! –Laughs maniacally- Pepsi is evil!!!! Let it burn!! BURN!!!!
The End
Disclaimer: No I don't own Gundam Wing, or Pepsi…^_^ too bad…they are both good…
Warning!! This is a fic that I made when I was REALLY bored and tired…not a good combo if you ask me…I know its stupid…but I'm really tired right now…so its funny…enjoy my gay muses and please review!! Review review review!! Please!! Pretty please with little fuzzy Quatre's on top!!! Thankie!! ^_^
Trowa: Pepsi Pepsi Pepsi!!!
Wufei: What about it?
Duo: -blinkblinkyawn-
Trowa: Pepsi kills people!!! Its evil!!
Quatre: we kill people…does that mean we are evil too?
Heero: …hn…
Quatre: -snaps- CANT YOU EVER SAY ANYTHING BESIDES ….HN…. ITS DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!
Heero: O.O
Trowa: calm down Quatre…its only Heero…
Duo: Only Heero?!?! What you talking about?!?! –Evil glare-
Wufei: why are you all so spazzy? –Crosses arms and grumbles-
Heero: spazzy? Who's spazzy? I only see a lunatic Quatre…
Quatre: Lunatic!!! –Jumps on Heero and bites his arm-
Heero: AHHHHHHHH!!! Get it off!!! Get it off!!!
Duo: AHHHHHHHH!!! Get off Get off!!! –Beats on Quatre with a stick-
Trowa: wait a minute!! –Notices a case of empty Pepsi cans- you drank it!!! Your all gonna die!! –Runs off screaming-
Wufei: O.O –pries a screaming Quatre off of a screaming Heero and kicks a screaming Duo across the room- No Quatre!! You cannot put that up Heero's butt!!!
Heero: -cries and hides up high in a tree-
Duo: Hee-chan!! You can come down now!! –all innocent like- I'll take care of Quatre!! –Hits Quatre over the head with a tea cup-
Quatre: -falls unconscious-
Wufei: Duo!! Why did you do that?!
Duo: -lustful expression- I think the Pepsi made me hungry!!
Wufei: I did not need to hear that!! Injustice!! –Is scared-
Heero: -Is even more scared-
Duo: -hits Wufei over the head with the teacup also so that he can be alone with Heero-
Heero: -screams-
Duo: -climbs the tree and sits next to Heero-
Heero: NOOOOOOOO!! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!!!
Trowa: -comes back with a burning barrel of Pepsi- see folks!! This is what happens when you give the Gundam pilots Pepsi!!! –Laughs maniacally- Pepsi is evil!!!! Let it burn!! BURN!!!!
The End