With Lynn Sr; he was sitting in a hot tub with Bugs Bunny.
"Ooh, this feels good." said Lynn Sr.
"Yep, the best thing about dating someone who has a very rich father that's in a country club with a very long name." said Bugs.
Lynn Sr is shocked.
"Seriously?" said Lynn Sr.
Bugs nodded.
"Yep." said Bugs.
Lynn Sr is shocked.
"Huh neat." He said.
"Of course it is." said Bugs.
Just then Rita came out and she saw her husband.
"Please tell me those bubbles are from the tub." said Rita.
Bugs flipped a switch and the bubbles turned off.
Rita smiled.
"Oh good." She said, "Make room for me please."
"Yeah, about that. We're not even wearing any swim shorts underneath this water. This is a nudist hot tub." said Bugs.
"Doesn't really bother me." said Rita.
She then tore off her outfit, causing Bugs to cover his eyes.
"AHY CRUMBA!" He shouted.
He was then hit in the face by a rock.
"THAT'S MY CATCHPHRASE!" yelled a voice, "GO GET YOUR OWN!"
Bugs groaned as Rita entered the pool.
"Well, I'm going to do some golfing." said Bugs.
He got out of the tub and left the room.
Rita was confused.
"What's with him?" said Rita.
"No idea." said Lynn Sr.
Unknown to them someone was watching the parents and has his eyes set on Lynn sr.
"You will pay. Good thing the hot tub room also serves as a sauna." said the figure.
The figure then turned a dial, causing it to say 'Excrutiatingly hot' before walking off.
"Soon he will die." said the Figure.
Rita and Lynn Sr continued to sit in the hot tub, but they started sweating very hard.
"Is it me, or did it get very hot in here?" said Lynn Sr.
Daffy came by and saw this.
"Whoa, someone's been messing with the thermostat." said Daffy.
He tried to turn the thermostat back to normal but the nob broke.
The duck became shocked.
"That ain't good." said Daffy.
He went to the tub and turned it off and grabbed the Loud parents.
"So...hot...and...sweaty." said Rita.
"Yeah yeah, now put on some clothes, the outside part is family friendly." said Daffy.
Later; a ton of cops were investigating the entire area.
Meek and Rock who were in their personal armors and Wart were inspecting the thermostat.
A telescope came from Rock's helmet's eye and scanned the thermostat.
"The thermostat was set to about 209 degrees." said Rock.
Everyone is shocked.
"Just below the boiling temperature." said Meek.
Rock nodded.
"Yep." said Rock.
Wart sniffed the air.
"I smell bacon." said Wart.
He started drooling.
"I'm starting to crave bacon." said Wart.
Everyone looked at him.
"Isn't he vegan?" said Rock.
"Debatable." said Meek.
Rock nodded.
"Anyway who would do such a thing?" asked Meek, "Plus I have a feeling someone was trying to kill Lynn Sr."
Lynn Sr became confused.
"What, why?" said Lynn Sr.
"Maybe you did something to piss somebody off." said Wart.
Lynn Sr became confused.
"How?" said Lynn Sr.
"That is a good question." said Meek, "But there's no way of trying to find out who and why?"
"Unless we had a killer to help us out." said Rock.
Meek and Wart became mad.
"No, absolutely not. We are not bringing Swiss Army out of Arkham Asylum just to find out who's trying to kill a member of the Loud family." said Wart.
Rita became confused.
"Wait, why is that guy convicted in Arkham?" said Rita.
"He tried to kill Commisioner Jim Gordon two weeks ago, but Batman stopped him and he deemed himself insane and sentenced to life in Arkham." said Meek.
"Well we're desperate, plus if the killer kills Lynn Sr then Lily will grow up not knowing her father." Said Rock
Wart and Meek realized Rock was right.
"Well you got a point there." Said Meek.
Later; the three were in Arkham Asylum going down a hallway with tons of prisoners.
"This is what the prison looks like from the inside?" said Rock.
"Yep, this area has them lined up from crazy to craziest." said Meek.
They then walked past a cell that had Joker in it.
"May I have a glass of water?" said Joker.
"NO!" everyone yelled.
Joker groaned.
The three stopped in their tracks and looked at a cell similar to Hannibal Lectar's prison cell to see Swiss Army who was strapped to a chair.
He looked up and chuckled.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't my bestest friends in the whole wide world. Meek, buddy, looking good. Have you been working out?" said Swiss Army.
Meek groaned.
"Typical." said Meek.
Swiss Army turned to Wart.
"And the warthog detective. You seem bigger then when we last met." said Swiss Army.
Wart snorted.
Swiss Army finally turned to Rock.
"And you...I have no idea who you are. I swear we've met, but I'm having trouble remembering you." said Swiss Army.
He turned back to Meek.
"Knowing you, this isn't a courtesy visit. You must need me to help find out who's trying to kill someone. Desperate are we?" said Swiss Army.
Meek nodded.
Swiss Army laughed.
"Who's the unlucky fellow?" asked Swiss Army.
"Lynn Loud Sr." said Meek.
"Alright, and when am I going to be released?" said Swiss Army.
Rock pushed a button on the wall, releasing Swiss Army from his chair.
"Now." said Rock.
Meek typed in a code, causing the door to open up.
Swiss Army sighed.
"Oh, finally." said Swiss Army.
He started to walk off, but was stopped by Wart.
The warthog pulled out an ankle monitor.
Swiss Army saw this
"Oh come on, that thing?" He asked, "Don't you trust me?"
"NO!" shouted Wart
"Fair point. But if I'm gonna help I want something in return." Said Swiss Army.
"We're not making deals." Said Wart.
"What is it?" asked Meek.
"I want some stuff in my cell. A TV, a game system, some books, and barbie dolls." Said Swiss Army
That last one made the three heroes confused.
"What I'm a connoisseur of the fine makings of the barbie dolls." Said Swiss Army. "Heck when I'm not doing evil I post a blog."
"Fine." said Meek.
Wart then placed the monitor on Swiss Army's ankle.
The cyborg groaned.
"This can't possibly get any worse." said Swiss Army.
"If you do anything evil, then the ankle monitor will electrocute you." said Wart.
"I stand corrected." said Swiss Army.
Back at the manor lynn Sr was freaking out.
"This is bad, this is bad." said Lynn Sr.
"You're telling me, there's a rooster outside armed with nunchuks." said Mike.
Outside the mansion; there was a rooster messing around with some nunchuks.
The rooster clucked.
Zoey is shocked.
"Why is there a martial arts bird outside?" said Zoey.
"Took Lana to the petting zoo and she brought home Chuck Norris's pet bird." said Mike.
Flashback
At some type of petting zoo; Lana was petting the same rooster.
"You're just misunderstood." said Lana.
Mike who was badly bruised up groaned.
"Yeah, he is." Mike said before falling unconsious.
End Flashback
The group then saw Swiss Army with a suitcase approaching the house.
"Nope, not happening. I am not sharing a home with a convicted killer." said Mike.
"You and me both." said Zoey.
"Please, he's only here until we can find out who's trying to off me. He won't do anything evil." said Lynn Sr.
The rooster clucked a bit before leaping up to attack Swiss Army, only for the cyborg to turn his right hand into a cannon and shoot the bird, killing it and turning it into a rotissery chicken.
Lynn Sr became shocked.
"I'm packing up." said Mike.
"Me too." said Zoey.
She and Mike left the room as a knocking sound was heard.
Lynn Sr walked to the door and opened it up to see Swiss Army.
"I don't know if you're aware of this, but there was a ninja chicken in the front yard." said Swiss Army.
Lynn Sr nodded as Rita came by and she saw Swiss Army and became mad.
"You can't be serious." said Rita.
Lynn Sr turned to his wife.
"What other choice do I have? If I'm going to find out who's after me, I'll need help from someone with experience." said Lynn Sr.
"Well no one else thinks this is a good idea." said Rita.
She pointed to the stairs where Mike, Zoey, Sonic, Marco, Jackie, Duncan, Gwen, Owen, Izzy, Courtney, Randy, Ben, Spongebob, Tails, Knuckles, the Titans, Danny, Sam Manson, Shaggy, Scooby, Fred, Daphne, Velma, Sylvia, and Kai who each had suitcases were walking down.
Swiss Army saw this.
"Oh come on. I won't try and kill any of you while I'm here." Said Swiss Army.
"Yeah that's what worries us." said Ben.
"You're way to unpredictable." said Izzy.
"Which is why I'm staying at Grandpa Scrooge's home until this arrangment is over." said Sonic.
"I'll make you chili dogs." Said Swiss Army.
Sonic did some thinking.
"No." said Sonic.
He left the mansion followed by everyone else.
"Of course." said Swiss Army.
He turned to Lynn Sr.
"You know of a place I can plug myself into for the night?" said Swiss Army.
Lynn Sr just fainted.