Naruto: Welcome to the dating game! Here are the three contestants. Contestant number one is always looking for the youth of love, Rock Lee
Crowd:*cheers*
Rock Lee: How's it going everybody?!!
Naruto: Contestant number two is a deep dark person who wants revenge on his brother, Sasuke!
Crowd/ Fan girls: *run at stage and try to rape Sasuke*
Naruto: CALM DOWN EVERYBODY!!!!!
Crowd: *dead silent*
Naruto: Thank you.
Sasuke: …..
Naruto: Now, contestant number three is hoping for someone who is quiet and likes a good game of shogi, please welcome, Shikamaru!
Crowd:*Claps very quietly*
Shikamaru: Thank you very much.
Naruto: Now it's time to meet the lucky bachelorette. This week we have, the lovely the marvellous, Sakura!
Crowd: *cheers*
Sakura: Nice to meet all of you.
Naruto: Here's how it works for you Sakura, you'll get 7 questions for each guy and at the end of the seven questions you can choose who you'd like to go out with for a dream date.
Sakura: Works for me but I have one question though.
Naruto: What is it?
Sakura: When I choose the date, is it ok if I choose something that the guy doesn't want to do?
Naruto: Guys does that work for you?
Rock Lee: Of course!
Shikamaru and Sasuke: NO!
Naruto: Well I guess that's how the dice roll then Sakura. You can only have a complete freedom of choice if you end up going out with Rock Lee for the dream date.
Sakura: …Crap!
Naruto: Well let's get started then. Sakura what would you like to ask the contestants first?
Sakura: If we were to where would we get married?
Naruto: Contestant one.
Rock Lee: Probably somewhere full of youth, like maybe Niagara Falls.
Naruto: Contestant two.
Sasuke: Over my brother's dead body.
Sakura: …ok then…
Naruto: Contestant three.
Shikamaru: Some where quiet.
Sakura: hehehe…
Shikamaru: Not like that!
Naruto: Question number two please.
Sakura: What is your idea of a dream date?
Naruto: contestant one.
Rock Lee: My idea of a dream date is having lunch by the water falls outside of town.
Naruto: contestant two.
Sasuke: A nice restaurant with dim candle light and you beside me in a deep V neck dress.
Crowd: WHY NOT ME?!
Sasuke: *glares at crowd*
Crowd: *goes silent*
Sakura: *blush*
Naruto: contestant three.
Shikamaru: A random park bench looking at the clouds while enjoying a nice home made lunch.
Sakura: awe That would be so cute 3
Naruto: Question Three Please.
Sakura: How would you wake me in the morning
Rock Lee: Well I-
Naruto: How will Rock Lee wake Sakura up in the morning? Will Sasuke quit being abused by the fan girls? Well tell you after these messages.
Rock Lee: Hey wait! I was in the middle of my sentence here!!
Naruto: Suck it up Bushy Brows!