A/N – Don't ask. It's for your own good. I don't know what I was high on, and I don't remember where I got it. Have a nice day!
Disclaimer – Anything that you don't think is mine…isn't. All South Park characters belong to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. All Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling. All Sailormoon characters are property of Naoko Takeuchi, Toei, and Kodansha. Blink 182 belong to themselves.
Side Note – The setting in South Park occurs during the current season. Kenny is dead, and Butters is replacing him. The Season of Sailormoon this takes place in is S. Chibi-Usa has already arrived, and the current of the Witches 5 is Eudial. This is right before Uranus and Neptune have their talismans revealed. The Harry Potter story has developed to book four.
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It was a quiet Saturday morning in South Park. Eric Cartman was sitting on the couch, cramming Cheesy Poofs into his mouth. He was watching Terrance and Phillip on television. It was a basic Saturday setting in the Cartman household. Then the telephone rang.
"Hello?" asked Cartman, in his usual rude manner.
"Hello Cartman. Get your fat ass down to Kyle's house as soon as you'll fit through the door." Click. Cartman hung up the phone, thinking to himself that he'll have to kill Stan over and over for that.
"Mooooom, I'm going over to Kyle's for the day," sang Cartman in his false sweet tone.
"Alright hon. Come back when you're hungry," replied Ms. Cartman's voice from the kitchen. Cartman walked to the door, almost stepping on his cat, Kitty. He glanced at it, sensing something funny. He disregarded it, slamming the door.
"What a RUDE little boy! I must find out how I got here though…" the cat trailed off, in search of the kitchen. What Eric Cartman had failed to notice was that his beloved Kitty had been replaced by a talking cat with a crescent moon on its head.
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It was fifteen minutes later by the time Cartman had walked to the Broflovski residence. He rung the doorbell.
"Finally, Cartman! Get the hell in here!" Kyle said, ushering Cartman in. The TV was on, and Stan and Butters were already sitting on the couch. Butters had his nose in a book.
"What the hell…BUTTERS? Why the fuck are you reading Harry Potter?" Cartman exclaimed, surprised. "Kenny wouldn't have read this shit!"
"Oh…well…you see, fellas…my mom entered me into this contest, see? If I read all the books, then take a little quiz on them, I could win a big prize!" Butters stammered. He held up the book. It was called Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. "See fellas? I'm already on the second one!" Butters exclaimed happily, grinning.
"What kind of prize are we talking about here, Butters?" Cartman asked, in what he thought of as his 'smooth operator' tone. Butters just looked at him.
"Well, it's a big secret. It supposed to be really super!" Butters said, answering Cartman. Cartman glared.
"That's what I get for trying to get information out of a dipshit like you!" Cartman said grumpily. Settling himself on the couch.
"Hey! I've got an idea!" said Kyle. "If we ALL read the books, we'll have four times as many chances of getting that prize!"
"Yeah! It must be really good if they make you take a test for it. And We'll split the prize four ways over the rest of us." Stan said, getting into the idea. "Anyone not for this, say 'I'."
"I," was Cartman's immediate response, raising his hand.
"Shut up, Cartman," said Stan. "All right! We're going to get those books and win that prize!"
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Meanwhile, in a far-away country, the Sailor Senshi were battling the Enemy. Luna was missing, and no one knew where to. A different cat had appeared, with large eyes had appeared. They didn't know what to make if it, except it responded to the name of 'Kitty'. And had been extremely interested in Makoto's pot pies. After the battle, the team headed to Makoto's apartment.
"I don't know where Luna is, but she missed one hell of a fight!" Minako gasped, catching her breath. It had been a tough battle indeed. Eudial had almost gotten away. It had been a very hard victory to grasp.
"I think there's something up with this cat. It's all…weird!" Usagi said, stroking that cat's head. This cat liked Usagi's touch…much nicer than it's prior owner's rough handling.
"It looks familiar somehow. I can't place from where though!" Minako said, thoroughly puzzled. She flipped on the TV, changing channels until she got to Comedy Central. (A/N – YES! They now have Comedy Central in Japan. As well as MTV. I have to include it with this story...as you will soon see…) South Park was on. Cartman and Kyle were having some sort of argument. A familiar cat popped on screen. "THAT'S IT!!" Minako screamed. "THAT CAT IS KITTY FROM SOUTH PARK!!" She pointed at the cat, now feeling fully familiar with it. "No wonder it likes pot pies. Look!" she pointed to the screen. 'No Kitty, this is MY pot pie!' was heard.
"Oh my God! Something must have happened to make it come here! I bet it was switched with Luna! We HAVE to get to South Park!" said Rei, full of determination.
"Geez, Rei, and you always said the show wasn't wholesome…"Minako said, rolling her eyes. She turned to Ami, who was already on the computer.
"I'm scanning for a time-space break. It seems as if the world of South Park exists in a different dimension in this case. Its quite a coincidence it was made into a TV show. Either that or the warp sucked the information of the show and created a dimension out of it," Ami said thoughtfully, not noticing the looks of stupidity on the other girls' faces. She continued typing furiously, while Usagi took up the remote.
"In the mean time, let's watch MTV!" she cried, flicking to the right channel.
"OOOOH! It's BLINK-182!!" Minako screamed, and plunked herself in front of the TV. "I love Tom. He's the best," she drooled, as the 'What's my Age Again?' video played.
"No way," said Makoto, "Mark is way better. Anyone here to stand up for Travis?" she said teasingly.
"I will," Ami said, not looking up from the computer. "He never talks…he seems thoughtful." She smiled to herself.
"Whatever. I like Tom," said Rei, making her way to the screen.
"I'm all for Mark!" cried Usagi, and fought for a spot by the TV. All too soon, the video was over.
"Ohhhh…." They all sighed in unison. They sat and waited for the next video, which they all pointed and pretended to gag at. Typical Teeny behavior.
What they didn't know was that in another fantasy-built dimension…chaos was taking place…
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A/N – I wrote this on a very stoned whim. If you want more, send some crack and I'll start writing! R/R, if you dare!