Matsumoto was very angry and ready to crack someone's neck.
"Taichou! Will you just look at this!" The tenth division's vice-captain stormed into the office, pushing away the mountains of papers from Hitsugaya's table, revealing her much shorter captain.
Hitsugaya stared at the pile of papers all over the floor and tried to recall what he had done to make God hate him so much. This was going to take forever to pick up and rearrange.
He sent a death glare in Matsumoto's direction, but instead found his vice-captain glaring directly back at him. His death glare seemed to bounce of her pretty face instead.
"No." The tenth division's captain suddenly had the urge to pull his hair out.
"Look at this!" Matsumoto thrust a book in his face.
Without even glancing at it, Hitsugaya threw it right back at her direction, "You are going to pick up and arrange the papers for me!"
"NO! LOOK at this! How could they!" Matsumoto insisted, not bothering with his order.
This time, she placed it directly in front of Hitsugaya's face. It was a notebook cover with him and Matsumoto on it.
"Where did you get this?"
"From the living world, of course!" Matsumoto fumed.
"So?"
In her anger, the vice-captain tore the notebook apart. "How could they make me look so FAT?"
So, after threatening the editor, the notebooks were republished again, this time with a much thinner and sexier Matsumoto.
Hitsugaya sighed.
If you want to see the real notebook cover, go to w w w. m y r a i d o f c o l o u r s. b l o g s p o t. c o m
(Without the spacing, of course.)
Thanks for reading this humorless humor. It's supposed to be funny but maybe it isn't. Dunno.
A.Renika