A/N: Hello again! So here's the Deidara Fanfic I was talking about, this was just going to be a short story but it turned out to be longer :) So here it is!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto, if I did than Deidara wouldn't have died...

Chapter 1

I wake up to see Deidara's face a few inches in front of mine.

"Ummm, hi?' You ask questionably.

"Hi." He says with a small smile.

Soon your eyes adjust to the lighting and see that you and Deidara are not alone. You see all of the Akatsuki standing around you, staring at you.

You blush when realize your in the center of attention, you then say "Um, I'm Isami, and you must be the Akatsuki, one question, why haven't you killed me yet?"

This time Pein spoke up, "We find you fascinating, you have appeared to have broken your leg after battling a tough battle with Zabuza, and it appears that you have won." Pein then looked over at Zabuza's unmoving body and started to speak again. "Me and Deidara were watching you fight, youj have great skill, I would be honored if you were to join the Akatsuki."

You couldn't believe your ears! Pein, the leader of the Akatsuki asking you to join them? Ever sense you were a little kid you dreamed of joining the Akatsuki, and now the chance had came!

"Of corse I will join the Akatsuki!" You say, "But I'm not sure how much help I;m going to be with this leg of mine." You say with a slight sigh.

"That's alright we will look after you." Pein said with no emotion as usual. "Oh! And by us, I meant Deidara." Pein added with a slight smirk, as he turned and started to head back to the Akatsuki hideout with the rest of his comrades following (except for Deidara of corse.)

Deidara then looked back down at you "So...do you think you can walk?" He asked a little derpy.

"What does it look like dumbass?" You asked with a hint of anger and annoyance, you were tired and hungry and tired, which made you even more grumpy than usual.

"Watch it smart mouth, or I'll just leave you here to die." He replied with a evil look on his face that you hoped to never see again.

"And what would Pein say if you came back without me?" You asked in a clueless tome.

Deidara just growled and picked you up (bridal style) and started to walk back to the Akatsuki hideout.

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"Thank you Zetsu." You said with a sweet smile as Zetsu had just finished heeling you. Not completely of corse, just enough to make the pain go away.

Zetsu just simply nodded and walked back to his room.

You lay on the couch in the living room of the Akatsuki hideout, you then hear Pein and Deidara talking in the next room.

"But Pein, she's a girl, why does she have to sleep in my room!" Deidara said with a small whine.

"Because, you are the one taking care of her, plus it was your idea to let her into the Akatsuki anyways! And like I said before it that leg doesn't heal in one week then you will have to kill her, she will be of no more value to me." Pein said to Deidara.

Deidara just sighed and said "Yes leader-sama." And with that Deidara left the room. you heard foot steps coming you way, you assumed it was Deidara and waited to see his yellow hair come around the corner, instead you saw a grey haired han with a evil smirk on his face. His smirk is even worse than Deidaras, you thought as the grey haired man started to stride towards you.

When he was about two feet away he spoke "Hi, my names Hidan, and it's a pleasure to meet you." He said with a seducive wink.

You gagged in your mouth, but you had a plan, you smirked and said "Come here Hidan, I want to tell you a secret."

Hidan smirked and happily took two more steps towards you, he then leaned down, and when he was about 4 inches away you spit right on his mouth.

"What in the name of Jashin! What the hell was that for?!" He practically yelled.

"That was for you trying to get your filthly lips on mine, serves you right." You said with a wicked smile.

Just then Deidara walked in "Hidan, please be quiet I'm starting to get a massive head ache." Deidara said rubbing his temples. He then looked up to see that Hidan was shooting death glares at you. Deidara sighed deply and said "We haven't been here one hour and you're already torturing Hidan?" Deidara asked, but just like that Deidara had his usual smirk plastered on his face "I think you'll fit right in."

You smiled and were about to say something when a loud yawn escaped your lips. And suddenly your eyes closed and you were back in dreamland once again.

A/N: I don't really know if Zetsu is that much of a medic ninja or not but I needed someone from the Akatsuki to be, and Zetsy seemed to fit the bill. (As kakuzu would say XD)Thanks for reading! Next chapter should be up soon! But remeber, the more reviews I get the faster the next chapter will come! Thank you again and have a happy new year!