Me: I LOVE SEQUELS!
Batts: -.- Well I don't.
Me: Tough toenails Battsy.
Batts: DO NOT CALL THIS ONE BATTSY!
Me: Battsy.
Batts: STOP IT!
Me: Okay, Battsy.
Disclaimer: All kids are MINE. Plot...MINE! Nikki...yeah, you guessed it, MINE! Aion, belongs to anim3angel, Spatial, belongs to herself, I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, and if I'm forgetting anything...I don't own it either. Here's pairs and their kids.
Nikki+Kenshin Sakura Mary Himura and Amaya Marie Himura ( 17/twins)
Batts+Kaoru Jase Robert Himura (19)
Angel+her sensei (Aion XP HA HA AION) Angelina May Arashi (17) and Alexander Michel Arashi (17/Angelina's twin) (Angel picked the names)
Sano+Megumi Ryou (overly used name) Jason Sagara (18)
Leira+Asari Irena Alyssa Wilson (16)
Spatial+Soujiro(HA HA SPATIAL! WOO! Heh, you are my friend, remember that) Namine (Pronounced: Nah-mih-nay) Amelia Soujiro and Riku Jason Soujiro (17/twins)
Me: ONWARD! Oh god it feels good to say that...
Summer Camp. For parents it's just another excuse to s
end their kids away. For kids, especially teens, it can be a summer full of sexual tension/fun/violence. But for MAFIA kids...heh heh, it's a really funny story. The camp bus is a time for people to establish their cliques on the way to camp. A time to get to know your seat mate and hope like hell you get put in their bunks. When the camp bus to Camp Mafia pulled up infront of one of the Himura's house, a set of twins were so ready to shit their pants, they were so nervous. One had her mother's black hair and her father's violet eyes. That was Amaya Marie Himura, bad ass of the two. The other had her father's red hair and her mother's sapphire eyes. That was Sakura Mary Himura, the sweeter one.
"Shit man, I am so nervous, I'm like ready to shit my pants." Amaya mutters nervously pacing infront of her younger sister, by 10 minutes.
"Aya-kun, the narrator just said that, that she did." Yeah, it was easy to see which parent's personality each girl had. Finally, the bus pulled up and they could already hear the voices of the other kids talking. Amaya walks up and was the first to board, Sakura not far behind her. A bunch of hoots and cat calls greeted them when they set foot on the camp bus and as they walked down the aisle, trying to find a seat.
"Yeah, yeah." Amaya mutters, taking a seat by a girl with ice blue hair and violet eyes, who had offered her the seat in the first place. Of course, the cat calls didn't stop, while Sakura was still looking for a seat.
"YO! BOYS!" a girl with white hair and greyish blue eyes yells, "ACT YOUR AGE! NOT YOUR SHOE SIZE! (If you get it...you know what they say about men...pertaining to their shoe size and Man Land.)"
"And you would know that, wouldn't you?" the girl beside Amaya yells back at her.
"Shut up Irena. Yo! Red! You can sit with me!" Sakura takes her seat on the inside of the seat by the white-haired girl and they were off.
"Oh, where are my manners!"
"What manners?"
"-.- Shut up Rena. I'm Angelina May Arashi, a.k.a. Angelina, Lina, or "All the Way" May, and my friends call me May, at least they would, if I had any friends."
"Hello! XD I'm Sakura Mary Himura, and the one sitting by whom I assume is Irena is my sister, Amaya." Amaya, who had her head bent over a book on her lap raises one hand in the air with the pointer finger sticking up only.
"YO!" she yells in greeting, dropping the hand afterward.
"And I'm Irena, but just call me Rena." the blue-haired girl scrunches up her nose, "Irena is just too...I dunno, sweet for me."
"Yo!" a guy with spikey black hair gives the girls a mock salute, "Mah name's Ryou Sagara."
"A.k.a. Bastard Hound." Angelina mutters, going back to filing her nails, "We call him that cause he looks like a dog." Sakura mutters a slight 'Oh'
"You know what Lina, bite the weenie. If ya know what I mean." Ryou gives her a sexy smirk. Angelina looks back up at him with a seductive smirk that would've made Battousai become hard as a rock.
"With relish." she says, licking her lips veery slowly, "If you know what I mean." Ryou lets out a gulp and tugs on his shirt collar to try to cool him down, cause he was sweating like mad.
"Great," Irena opens up a window and sticks her head out, yelling at the camp bus across from them, "ALEX! YOUR SISTER'S A SLUT!"
"TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!" a male voice yells back. Angelina reaches out and slaps Irena's arm.
"Stop that!" she yells, laughing, "God you bitch."
"Bitches like me, are the queens. But sluts like you, live on your knees." Irena mutters back. (A/N: I love that quote...I don't own it, by the way)
"And ya know what? I'm damn proud of it too."
"Um, pardon me?" Sakura turns around, facing the white haired girl.
"Yeah Red?"
"How many years have you been going to this camp, exactly?"
"Heh, this is all of our first times. We just met when we got on. Funny how people connect, ne?"
"Hai! XD"
"Heh, I like you. YO LISTEN UP YA'LL!" The whole bus shuts up and stares at Angelina. "YOU MESS WITH RED HERE," she points to Sakura, "YOU MESS WITH ME! GOT ME YA'LL?" The whole bus gives her a thumbs up or some other type of acknowledgment and goes back to what they were doing at the first place.
"Hey, if anyone messes with my baby sis, they get my fist in their face first, got me Lina?" Amaya tells the white-haired slut (heh LOL).
"Whatev. Hey, you guys are twins, aren't ya?"
"Actually, I'm older."
"Only by ten minutes Aya-kun."
"And those were the days." Amaya lets out a sigh and goes back to her manga. Sakura chuckles and takes out a CD player and begins listening to it.
At the camp...(1 week later)
Everyone was running an obstacle course involving various stunts that only the most physically capable can master. Blade was in charge of the whole lot. (A/N: Oh joy. -.- I feel for those people)
"Alright, alright you guys!" he yells a couple runners who pass him on the course, "Pick up the pace!" Angelina, dressed in a low-cut T-shirt that stops underneath the breastbone and short shorts, stops running right beside Blade.
"Here," she hands him a megaphone, "Try this."
"Thanks," Blade presses it against his mouth, "NOW MOVE CADET! MARCH! MARCH! MARCH!" Angelina begins running again, but barely because she was laughing so hard. Before handing him the megaphone, she had put brown shoe polish around the mouthpiece, resulting in a brown circle around Blade's mouth when he took it down. Nikki (YAY! She's a counselor, as well. It's just, she and the others just arrived) walks up to Blade, looking in a clipboard.
"Hey Blade, about the kids in my cabin-WOAH! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!" she yells, while laughing her ass off. FYI Nikki and the others looked like they hadn't aged a day over 21. Partly because of bloodline, and mostly because I said so. DEAL! The only difference was that Kenshin needed glasses part of the time, only for reading stuff.
"What?" Blade wipes his mouth off, because Nikki was pointing at it and laughing, and sees the shoe polish, "-.- Arashi..." he growls.
"OMGEE! JUST WAIT TILL YOUR WIFE HEARS ABOUT THIS! AHAHAHAHAHAA!"
"HIMURA! YOU ARE SO NOT TELLING NAOKO ABOUT THIS!" Nikki, laughing some more, holds up her camera phone, with a pic of Blade on it with the ring around his mouth.
"NICOLA-INSERT YOUR FREAKIN LONG MIDDLE NAME HERE-HIROTE-HIMURA! YOU ARE DEAD!" Blade begins to chase after her. Everyone took the chance to stop what they were doing and screw around for a little bit. Sakura stops, panting and huffing, by a tall guy with black hair done up in a ponytail and cold, amber eyes.
"Hello..." she says panting and placing her hands on her knees, trying to catch her breath, "How...(pant)...are...(pant, pant)...you?"
"Hn. Not even breaking a sweat." he leans against a pole and crosses his arms. Sakura stands up on her tip toes so she can get a look at his eyes under his bangs.
"Well that's nice. XD Good for you!" The guy gives her a funny look.
"You're weird. What's your name?"
"Heh, I get that a lot! My name is Sakura! Can I ask you yours?"
"No."
"O-KAY!" Sakura stands at attention and throws him a salute, with one eye open and her tongue playfully sticking out. He gives her a 'You really are weird' smile and stands back up again.
"Well, looks like we got ourselves a substitute leader. Hey pops." Battousai comes walking up to the pair.
"Do not call me pops. And get moving, you too funky-female-version of myself."
"YES SIR!" Sakura does the salute again and begins running away.
"OH WAIT!" she stops and turns around and waves at the boy, "I'LL SEE YOU LATER! OKAY? AND THAT'S A PROMISE!" Sakura giggles and begins running away again.
"Keh. Looks like you've found yourself a little friend Jase." Jase, the boy, glares at his father.
"Shut up dad." he growls, and then he begins running again too.
In SCHOOL! WHY! WHY CRUEL WORLD! WHY MUST YOU GIVE US SCHOOL DURING SUMMER CAMP?...Ahem...sorry bout that, I kinda spazzed out...
"Okay everybody," the sensei (A/N: YAY! RANDOM SENSEI AGAIN!) walks in the room, slamming the door shut, "You," he points to Irena, "Introduce yourself. Shut up, don't ask why, just do it."
"Howdy y'all! I'm Irena but call me Rena. Though I was raised in Japan, I'm a Texas cowgirl at heart." she puts on a pouty look and pats her hand over her heart.
(-.-) "How invigorating." the sensei says. "Now..."
"ANGELINA MAY ARASHI! YOU OVERSEXED, CRAZY, COCK SUCKING, NYMPHO BITCH! I WILL KILL YOU! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW!" A guy with the same bluish grey eyes as Angelina and, what people could tell was totally not intended, crayon red hair bursts the door down.
"Relax Alex." Angelina puts her feet up on the desk, tilting back in the chair.
"RELAX? RELAX?" he storms over to her desk and slams his hands down on it, "HOW CAN I RELAX WHEN MY HAIR IS CRAYOLA RED! IT USED BE YOUR HAIR COLOR DAMMIT!AND I SWEAR YOU BETTER PUT THAT CAMERA PHONE AWAY IRENA, OR YOU WILL BE IN FOR SHITLOAD OF TROUBLE!" Irena puts her camera phone away.
"No, dude, older bro, by only two minutes, by relax I meant, don't worry, it's not permanent. At least, I don't think it is..."
"WELL IT BETTER NOT BE! OTHERWISE..."
"Mr. and Miss Arashi, calm down! And take your seat Mr. Arashi! Miss Arashi! You have just earned the right to introduce yourself to the class, and for God's sake take your shoes off the desk!" Angelina takes her boots off the desk and lays her head down on it instead.
"Yo, what's up?" she says unenthused, "I'm Angelina, middle and last name aren't important. Only my friends and my bro, when he's not pissed at me, can call me Lina...so don't even try it faggots." she notices the glare given at her by the teacher, "I meant it as in a piece of wood. (A definition of faggot is a bundle of sticks)" she says defensively, "Anywho, I am not a virgin...by a longshot, and I say that with pride. It does not mean I will lay just anyone so you get that idea out of your head right now Sagara." she sits up and points at Ryou, "And I love pulling practical jokes...and that's all. Goodnight." she lays her head back down again.
"That was sooooo..." Amaya says in a monotone voice, while propping her elbow up on her desk and laying her head down on her hand, "...uplifting and inspiring."
"Wasn't it though?" Angelina asks back in the same monotone.
"Yes it was! XD" Sakura yells with stars in her eyes, "Uwaaaaaahhh!"
"What the hell? Is she a fucking ditz?" Alex asks Ryou.
"Pretty much man." They both turn their attention back to Sakura who was introducing herself.
"...and I like banana nut muffins the best because the banana makes it soft, but the nuts make it crunchy! XD" Alex wads up a piece of paper and bounces it off Amaya's head. She looks up and glares at him.
"What?" she mouths.
"Is this normal for her?" he whispers, pointing at Sakura. Amaya looks at her sister and back at Alex.
"Pretty much." she whispers back, "This is about as deep as it gets."
"Oh." and they go back to falling asleep.
"Dude, don't fall asleep!" both Ryou and Angelina say at the same time. They look at eachother astonished.
"Dude!" they yell at the same time, "We said that at the same time! O.O Dude! SO COOL!" they both hug eachother.
Later on...
"Aion!" Angel whines, "C'mon! I need it! Please!"
"No. -.-..." a guy with grey eyes and short wavy dark brown hair (it gets a reddish tint in the sunlight...cool ne? XD) says. He was at least a head taller than our petite Angel, who was his wife.
"PLEASE!"
"We just did it last night!" he yells at her.
"But I NEED it NOW!"
"Fine! I'll give it to you! Yeesh. Although, I guarantee that you will get more pleasure out of this than I will."
"YES! THANK-YOU! DO IT! NOW!" Aion sighs and reaches under the bed. He pulls out...A TWISTER SPINNER! (Me: Heh, had you going there for a minute, didn't I?) He sighs and spins it.
"Right foot, red."
"YAY!" Angel, Nikki, Angelina, Kenshin, Sakura, and Amaya put their feet on red.
(-.-, Angelina as she looks at Angel's foot)
"Dude, mom, your left foot is on red, not your right." she says.
"OH!" Angel quickly switches her feet and gives Aion the 'go ahead' nod.
"(sigh) This is going to be one long night."
2 hrs. Later...
Everyone was seriously twisted up, which really was the point of the whole game anyway. Alex walks in the cabin room with a glass of soda in his had.
"Hey dad- about this spell WOAH! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!" he accidentally throws all his soda on the people on the Twister mat.
"AH!" everyone starts screaming random curses at him.
"Sorry! Sorry!"
"Dude!" Angelina screams, in the bridge position, with her right and left arms crossed behind her back and one leg in between both of Kenshin's, "You fucking threw that shit at us! And I have ice in my cleavage! T.T It's freakin cold!"
"Well now, maybe if you didn't wear such low cut shirts, that wouldn't be a problem baby sis."
"Go jack-off Alex."
"You first." Alex dumps the remaining soda on his sister.
"HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE DUMPING THAT THING!" Nikki yells. She was more or less doing a table position over Angelina.
"(sigh) It is so nice our children love eachother." Aion mutters, smacking his forehead.
"Yes! XD It is! Isn't it!" Angel looks up at her husband, from underneath Kenshin's little bridge that he was making over her.
"Angie, you are just too cute!" Nikki squeals. Aion sighs again. Stupid woman had took his line. He spins the spinner again.
"Left Foot, Green." Everyone begins trying to tell eachother how they should move so that they don't trip and finally, one collapses, sending out a chain reaction, leaving Angelina standing alone.
"YEAH! WHO SO ROCKS AT THIS GAME? I DO!" she does a Sugar Momma from Proud Family "Heeeeey yaaaay!" and stands up, "Well, I don't know about you, but I'm gonna find a guy to screw. Ta ta!"
"Angelina May Arashi you are not going to go screw someone at random!" Aion follows his daughter into the cabin's kitchen, "And for god's sake! Pull down your skirt!" They could hear Angelina laughing from the kitchen.
"Geez dad, I was just kidding! Lighten up a bit, would ya?"
"Angelina May, does my face look like it's in the mood for jokes right now?"
"It depends."
"On what?" Aion more or less growls at his daughter.
"It depends on if we're joking to your face, or if we're joking about your face." Everyone in the bunk room of the cabin starts snickering at this diss.
"Dude," Alex says in between snickers, "She is so gonna get her ass grounded for that one!"
"Angelina May! Your ass is so grounded for that one!" Everyone starts laughing again.
"What'd I tell ya?"
"Oh god dad," father and daughter come back out and everyone stops laughing, "That commanding attitude of yours is such a turn on. No wonder mom fell for you."
"Angelina, don't make me get stricter!"
"Okay, now that is a turn-off. How could you punish me more? I mean, what are ya gonna do? Turn me over your knee and spank me?" she stops and gives a sly look to her dad, "Oh wait, we're back to turn-on! Goodnight ya'll!" She climbs into her bunk, snuggles underneath the covers and falls asleep.
"Now that, is one psycho kid."
"Shut up Amaya." Aion growls.
"I call top bunk!" Nikki begins running to another bunk in the room.
"Nikki-kun! No fair!" Angel begins chasing after her. Aion sighs, yet again. How much caffeine did these people have?
"I call bunk under Nikki." he mutters to no one in particular.
"Great," Amaya snuggles up under the covers on her top bunk, "Now all we need is for the other tenants to get here."
"Oh really now?" Amaya sticks her head over the edge to look at Alex, who had taken his place underneath her bunk.
"Yes...now." she replies back She counts the remaining bunks in the room, "Seven left."
"GOD DAMMIT! STUPID CAR DOOR!"
THUD!
"OW!"
"Christ mother. Yeesh. You wanna kill yourself?"
"Do not take that tone of voice with me Riku!"
"Yes ma'am!"
BANG!
The cabin door bursts open and Spatial and her family walk in.
"I GET TOP BUNK!" Spatial's son throws his duffle bag on the bunk where Amaya was sleeping, and on Amaya.
"Oof! WHAT THE HELL DOUCHE BAG!" she screams, sitting up, "I AM TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!"
O.o (Spatial's son)
"Woah, pissy bitch, on her time."
"IT'S NOT THAT YA DOLT! DAMMIT! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ANYWAY!" A pillow smacks into the back of Amaya's head.
"AMAYA! SHUT UP! YOUR MOTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP!" Amaya sticks out her tongue and raspberries Nikki.
"-.- I'm Riku...and you might be?"
"Amaya." she throws Riku's bags back on him when she said that, "Now get your own damn bunk."
"YO! NIKKI! WHAT'S UP!" Spatial reaches up and slaps her friend a high five.
"Ceiling." she replies back.
"Ha, ha, smartass. Kids, Sou! Unpack and go to bed! We got intense training in the morning!"
Just as everyone was about to go to sleep, they were bolted awake by a motorcycle stopping infront of their cabin. Haru kicks the cabin door open, his arms loaded with bags and suitcases.
"Dammit!" he yells, dropping all the bags when he sees everyone, "Why the hell am I always the last one here!"
"You ain't the last one...NOW SHUT UP SO I CAN GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP!" Battousai, Kaoru, and Jase walk in next. Jase looks up and sees Sakura sitting up on her bunk.
"YOU!" he yells.
"YOU!" she gasps back. Nikki leans over the edge and looks at Aion.
"Him." she tells him.
"Her." he tells her back.
"Them!" they both say together, letting out a shrug. Nikki goes back up on her bunk and falls asleep.
"Just go to sleep Jase." Kaoru takes her place on a bottom bunk, cause all the top ones were taken.
"Fine. G'night."
"Night."
Me: Phew. 11 pages for the first chappie of this sequel. YAY! R and R please!
