Author's notes: Yes, this is an extreme rip-off of Monty Python. However, combinging it with "Flame of Recca" was a whacky idea of mine. Give me a bit of credit.
[Kai advaces towards Mikagami, holding his cloth-wrapped weapon]
Kai : The water swordsman Mikagami Tokiya...... I heard you're pretty good. as for who's better--- we'll find out.
[Kai breaks out his Madogou, the Hyomonen]
[Mikagami uses a bottle of water to form the Ensui's blade]
Mikagami: I don't mind if you want to test out... but I have a personal question to ask you.
Kai : Heheh... fine. I know what you want. But... how are you going to ask it?
Mikagami: Fine-- You're asking for it... So be it!
[The two engage in a sword fight, and Mikagami chops Kai's right arm off after a short
battle. Mikagami stand proudly.]
Mikagami: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
[Kai still looks confident as ever]
Kai: 'Tis but a scratch.
Mikagami: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Kai: No, it isn't.
[Mikgami points to the fallen limb]
Mikagami: Well, what's that then?
Kai: I've had worse.
Mikagami: You liar!
Kai: Come on you pansy!
[The two fight again, this time Mikagami chops Kai's left arm off,
and holds his sword high]
Mikagami: Victory is mine!
[Mikagami kneels]
Mikgami:
At last, I have avenged the death of my sis-
[Kai kicks Mikagami in the head while he is talking, cutting him
off.]
Kai: Come on then.
[Mikagami looks a bit confused and shocked]
Mikagami: What?
[Kai still looks like he wants to battle]
Kai: Have at you!
Mikagami: You are indeed brave, Kai, but the fight is mine.
Kai: Oh, had enough, eh?
[Mikgami becomes slightly annoyed]
Mikagami: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Kai: Yes I have.
[Mikgami points out Kai's bloody stumps to him]
Mikagami: Look!
Kai: Just a flesh wound.
[Kai
charges into Mikagami, ineffectualy headbutting him the chest. Mikagami
only becomes more annoyed.]
Mikagami: Look, stop that.
Kai: Chicken! Chicken!
Mikagami: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
[Mikagami chops Kai's right leg off. Barely keeping his balance,
he hops around on one leg, yet is still eager to fight.]
Kai: Right, I'll do you for that!
Mikagami: You'll what?
Kai: Come 'ere!
Mikagami: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Kai: I'm invincible!
[Mikagami rolls his eyes]
Mikagami: You're a loony.
Kai: The Jyuushinshuu always triumph! Have at you! Come on then.
[Mikagami chops Kai's other leg off. His torso falls to the
ground, and he looks at his lack of limbs, possibly taking them seriously for
once.]
Kai: All right; we'll call it a draw.
Mikagami: Oh, to hell with it.
[Mikagami
leaves the ring, defaulting victory to the limbless Kai]
Kai: Oh, oh, I see, running away, 'eh? ... You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. ...I'll bite your legs off!