This is my first fan fiction so please go easy on me and no flames. Constructive criticism is much appreciated. Thank you and Enjoy!
BPOV
Fixing the tight skirt clinging to my legs, I let out a slight huff in annoyance at my gorgeous vampire friend who dragged me out of bed this morning and forced me into this short skirt, tight shirt, high heeled whore of an outfit. Better yet the sheer audacity she had to bring me to the mall is what probably pisses me off. Snickering slightly of the thought of Edward seeing me wearing this and having a panic attack, Alice shakes me out of my daydream and holds up a monstrous pile of clothes in her hands "Edward will practically drool when he see you in these!" Alice chirps throwing the two ton pile of clothes in my hesitant hands. Alice is incredibly gorgeous with her slightly spiked hair, petite nose and huge topaz eyes but, the forced, tight lipped smile her features graced when she spoke about about Edward left me slightly puzzled, did she not like the idea of Edward and I together? The thought left my mind as quickly as it came and I shrug the clothes out of my hands. "I'm really sorry Alice, but I don't feel like going shopping right now" I mumble, missing my worn out jeans and t- shirts already. "Fine," she snaps " let's go" and proceeds to stomp out of the super girly, trendy store that is overdosed in perfume and has size 0 assistants working in it. Briefly wondering what crawled up her ass and died, I follow slowly out to the 9/11 turbo Porsche where the tiny vampire was fuming silently. ' Great' I think, 'she's in a mood.'
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During the ride to the Cullen's house I briefly think about Edward and Alice's relationship. Edward had told me when we first met that he thinks about her as a sister but, there is a creepy feeling of dread I get every time they go on their monthly 'brother/sister bonding hunt' together. I quickly push the depressing thought out of my head because I know Edward was my soul mate while Alice was my best friend. Besides, Alice has a fuckhot husband Jasper. Jasper... yummmmmmy. As much as I'd hate to admit it, I have a slight crush on him. Even after all those years living in Alaska and Forks his sexy southern twang and the way he fills out his tight Levi' s could definitely give Edward a run for his money. "Bella," Alice softly says, breaking me out of my daydream. It is now I notice we are already at the beginning of the Cullen's long driveway. "I wanted to apologize for the way I acted in the mall. It's just that, I think I might be losing my ability to she the future." It seemed as if something else was bothering her but I discard the thought. "It's ok Alice," I murmur, "I understand." As we pulled up to the Cullen's house Alice suddenly growls and sneers. "Whoa Alice, what's wrong!?" I say panicked, thinking it was Victoria. "There's a vampire I have never smelled before in our house." she hisses. In a split second she is gone and in the house. Sighing, I mentally prepare myself for whatever weirdo I'm going to encounter now.