Author's Note: I am NOT a Bieber-hater, nor am I a Belieber. I just wrote this to be funny. Flames accepted, though not appreciated.

"Never Say Bieber"

I never thought that I would hate pop songs

I never thought that I would feel this way.

But there's just no turning back,

When you hear "Baby" on track.

Gotta get everything in the trash

Can't make him our destiny.

I will never say Bieber.

I will hate- I will hate his songs forever

They aren't right- Whenever you put him on

I will go deep underground.

Put him up- put him up- put his cd's Up up up Up

Never say Beiber.