Yang and the Three Ursas

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Yang. She was a lovely girl, and she loved to walk around. One day, she went for a walk in the woods. In the woods, she found a house. But when she knocked, no one answered, but the door was unlocked. So she went inside.

On a table in the dining room were three bowls of porridge. Yang had walked a very long way, so she decided to have some of the porridge.

She tried the first bowl of porridge.

"Gah!" Yang shouted. "This porridge is too hot!"

Then she tried the porridge from the second bowl.

"Argh!" Yang shouted. "This porridge is too cold!"

Then Yang tried the last bowl of porridge.

"Wow!" Yang said, smirking. "This porridge is just right."

And then Yang ate all the porridge. But by then the first bowl of porridge was cool enough to eat, so she ate that one too. But she was still hungry, so she used her Semblance to heat up the second bowl, and then she ate that too.

After eating all that porridge, Yang was feeling sleepy. So she went to the living room, which had three chairs. The first chair was too big, and the second chair was too small. But the third chair was just right. Yet even the third chair wasn't good enough to sleep in, so she went to find a bed.

She found three bedrooms, each with its own bed. The first bed was too hard, and the second bed was too soft. But the third bed was just right. Yang yawned and then fell asleep. It really was a wonderful bed.

While Yang was sleeping, three Ursas came – Yang was sleeping in their house.

The papa Ursa was enraged. "Someone's been eating my porridge!"

And the mama Ursa wasn't impressed either. "Someone's been eating my porridge, too!"

"They even ate my porridge!" the baby Ursa cried.

Then they went to the living room.

"Who sat in my chair?" roared the papa Ursa.

"They sat in my chair too!" wailed the mama Ursa.

And even the baby Ursa was upset. "And my chair as well!"

Then they went to their bedrooms. They went to the papa Ursa's bedroom first.

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed!" the papa Ursa shouted.

"And someone's been sleeping in my bed!" the mama Ursa said when they reached her room.

And last of all they reached the baby Ursa's room.

"Look! Someone's been sleeping in my bed, and she's still there!" the baby Ursa screamed.

That was when Yang woke up and saw the three Ursas.

"You woke me up," Yang growled as she activated Ember Celica. "That was a really, really bad idea."

Then Yang beat the absolute crap out of the three Ursas and then went back to sleep. Needless to say, the Ursas didn't bother her again.

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Author's Notes

I do not own RWBY, and I'm not making any money off of this.

Just a bit of Halloween-themed fun – Goldilocks with a difference.

As always, I appreciate feedback. Reviews and comments are welcome.