Jay And Silent Bob Find A Dollar
By Samusaran1
One day, Jay and Silent Bob were standing outside the RST Video trying to score,
"Damn Silent Bob, we need to get a piece of action, i'm hungry too, wait here you tubby bitch." said Jay.
Jay walked into the Quick Stop and stole about $30 worth of snack food when Dante
was yelling at Randell for watching his Chicks With Dicks video and upsetting the customers.
Silent Bob meanwhile, was outside making a deal with some slut on selling some weed,
"Silent Bob, I ain't got no cash on me, could i pay in trade?" The woman then opened her blouse and revealed
that she wasnt wearing a bra. At this point, Jay finally walked out of the store and walked up to the woman,
"Yo why the fuck you giving this tubby bitch a free show?" Jay then took over selling duties for Bob and went
out to the hood of Dantes car and did the druggie bitch right there. Bob meanwhile, was bustin out the moves
when he saw a Dollar Bill blowing down the street. He then went chasing after it and grabbed ahold of Jay along
the way. Well, long story short, they got the dollar, but later lost it because there was a hole in Jays pocket.
The End
By Samusaran1
One day, Jay and Silent Bob were standing outside the RST Video trying to score,
"Damn Silent Bob, we need to get a piece of action, i'm hungry too, wait here you tubby bitch." said Jay.
Jay walked into the Quick Stop and stole about $30 worth of snack food when Dante
was yelling at Randell for watching his Chicks With Dicks video and upsetting the customers.
Silent Bob meanwhile, was outside making a deal with some slut on selling some weed,
"Silent Bob, I ain't got no cash on me, could i pay in trade?" The woman then opened her blouse and revealed
that she wasnt wearing a bra. At this point, Jay finally walked out of the store and walked up to the woman,
"Yo why the fuck you giving this tubby bitch a free show?" Jay then took over selling duties for Bob and went
out to the hood of Dantes car and did the druggie bitch right there. Bob meanwhile, was bustin out the moves
when he saw a Dollar Bill blowing down the street. He then went chasing after it and grabbed ahold of Jay along
the way. Well, long story short, they got the dollar, but later lost it because there was a hole in Jays pocket.
The End