Disclaimer: I have absolutely nothing against any of the characters. As luck (or misfortune, depending on how you wish to see it) would have it, this lineup seemed to work for me. Also, I do not own any of these characters…only the twisted story you're about to read.
Chapter 1
"I'm really having a great time." a young woman said, holding onto her boyfriend's arm as they strolled down the street.
The young man stared into her eyes, smiling. Never had he known love like this before. "So am I." he said.
As the couple wandered further, the young man noticed an abandoned alley. Perfect, he thought to himself with a mischievous grin. Without warning, he shoved his girlfriend in.
"KONOHAMARU-KUN!" she screamed, stumbling. Before she could scream any further, her leg hit a table.
Konohamaru stood over her with lust in his eyes. "Sorry babe," he whispered huskily into her ear, "I couldn't wait any longer.
"What do you-" the young woman said before being cut off by a soul-searing kiss. Both moaned, fingers soaring across their counterpart's covered skin. Konohamaru pushed the young woman backwards onto the abandoned table, nibbling on her neck.
The young woman moaned softly, tangling her fingers into his unruly hair. As she pulled him closer, something blue caught her eye. "I don't think we're alone." she whispered.
"Let 'em watch." Konohamaru whispered. "I've always wanted an audience."
The young woman blushed, looking down. As she did, she noticed a bloody hand and froze. Konohamaru stopped his ministrations, wondering what was wrong with his lover. "Moegi-chan," he began, "are you ok?"
Moegi, caught in a sort of trance, walked closer to the hand. As she did, she noticed the blue thing from before was being covered by a few cardboard boxes. Curiosity getting the better of her, she lifted one of the boxes. All that was heard afterward was screaming.