Sasuke knew his life was totally screwed up. Ever since the massacre of his family and his brother's mental breakdown it's been rolling downhill. Sasuke liked to blame Itachi for everything that had gone wrong in his life. But it was pretty fair cause Itachi was guilty of ruining his life. God, Sasuke hated him. Sometimes the only thing holding him back from suicide was the fantasies of revenge. But Itachi wasn't the only person Sasuke wanted to kill in a painful way. He was only on the top of the list.
The second in that short list was his supposed guardian, total freak and batfuck insane Orochimaru. Sasuke couldn't believe that he once wanted for Orochimaru to take him from the orphanage. Now he would better roam the streets than live with that pedophilous shit. He actually tried to run away twice. That hadn't helped. He was found and given a personal shrink. That was not so bad because this psychiatrist seemed to be really cool. It was man named Kakashi. The best thing about him was that he seemed to understand that Orochimaru is a fucking criminal. Kakashi really was one of the people Sasuke liked. He had been helping him a lot.
The third on his to kill list was Orochimaru's personal ...something. Assistant or lover Sasuke did not know. It was this sly and annoying guy Kabuto. Whenever he smiled that cunning smile of his and fixed his stupid round glasses Sasuke was faced with extremely tempting wish to punch those glasses into his eyes. Kabuto was totally intolerable. Sasuke could bet that nobody expect Orochimaru loved him. But nobody loved Sasuke too.
And the last on his oh so short list was the person even more annoying than Kabuto. The blond, extremely stupid, loud-mouthed, smug and lucky bastard Naruto Uzumaki. Well, he was maybe not so lucky. He was an orphan just like Sasuke but he has gotten himself a much better guardian. It was Jiraya. And Tsunade because she was a very good friend of Jiraya and totally grew to love Naruto. Sasuke and Naruto knew each other from childhood. They were taken from the same orphanage at the same time. And, if that is not enough, by the friends and also enemies. Yeah ,Jiraya and Orochimaru had this strange relationship with each other. Sasuke knew the story. They were friends in childhood and even longer but then Orochimaru started going insane. He submerged himself in these crazy experiments and Jiraya was really mad at him because of that. So they had fought and gone their separate ways. But now they are like enemies. Maybe that is why Naruto was so hostile to him ever since he had left the orphanage. Maybe Jiraya is telling him to be mean to Orochimaru's foster-child. And Naruto is very mean with Sasuke. That's why Sasuke hates him. Sometimes this hatred even surpasses the one for Itachi. Seriously. Several times they almost killed each other in their arguments. Now people around them take measures to prevent serious damage. Whenever they meet and start their usual insulting everybody within five meter radius perks up and either gets the hell away from them or tries to interfere. The people interfering are usually Naruto's friends and sometimes Sakura. That most often stops them. Because Naruto is totally in love with Sakura and Sasuke thinks of Sakura as his only friend. Sasuke has gone as far as admitting to himself that he likes Sakura. And Naruto's advances on Sakura often make Sasuke hate him even more and feel jealous.
Yeah, Sakura is the best thing to happen to Sasuke in his life. He has other friends too but they are somehow unfortunate. Some are even more screwed up than Sasuke. And they are all victims of Orochimaru and his experiments. For example ,Suigetsu. He is one of the saner Orochimaru's experiments objects. But not exactly right in the head. Sasuke likes to hang out with him sometimes. He is even quite funny before he makes some really scary comment. Usually about killing somebody. Well, they have that in common. A desire to kill. It's just that Suigetsu wants to kill random people. Then there's Karin. She often makes Sasuke's skin crawl from fear. He personally finds her creepier than Orochimaru himself. Maybe because she is totally obsessed with Sasuke and when she thinks he is not looking she often drools. Yeah, that scares the shit out of Sasuke. He is afraid someday Karin will rape him in his sleep. The same with Orochimaru ,actually. Sasuke instantly noticed that he somehow gets more privileges than other children of Orochimaru. Even Kabuto was jealous of Sasuke. Sometimes Orochimaru gets so pedophilous that Sasuke barely can stop shaking. But Orochimaru hasn't tried anything of that nature yet. Sasuke hoped he never would. Despite the fact that Sasuke was clearly Orochimaru's favourite he wasn't exempt from his experiments. Which were really disgusting. For some reason Orochimaru mostly experimented with Sasuke's eyes. It was painful and left Sasuke blinded for quite duration. Sasuke was glad ,though ,for the fact that Orochimaru didn't experiment with his whole body. Like he did with Suigetsu. Shit, that's creepy as hell. Sakura didn't suspect a thing about Orochimaru's behavior. She knew that Sasuke hated him, though. Sasuke didn't want to bother her with the disturbing details of his freak guardian. He made plans of killing Orochimaru with Suigetsu to channel the hatred somewhere. This was their favourite activity.
School was not the best place for Sasuke ,too. Still ,much better than his so-called home. Naruto was reducing the fun ,though. As did Ino and Naruto's annoying buddies. He had to tolerate Ino because she was best friends with Sakura. That didn't prevent her from flirting with Sasuke. This flirting makes Sasuke very uncomfortable and leads to argument between Sakura and Ino which is even louder than Naruto's screamed insults. Really annoying. And it always causes major headache for Sasuke. But what was even more of a pain in the ass were Naruto's gang. They were always laughing and being loud. well at least some of them. The main noise makers were Naruto ,Kiba and Rock Lee. And god help if Kiba and Naruto engaged in one of their arguments about who is cooler. Sasuke liked Lee better. He was very weird and amusing. And had a crush on Sakura. Well, he was definitely better than Naruto. Sasuke hoped that if Sakura would not choose Sasuke then she would hook up with Rock Lee. But it seemed that Sakura didn't like him at all.
Teachers at their school were not bad. Some of them were very cool ,like Iruka or Kurenai but some were scary. Like Ibiki. He was often talking about ways to torture. Sasuke memorized that to a detail. He might need them someday.