I really really ship Kurama x Yusuke and Hiei x Yusuke with Yusuke on bottom and no one really writes it. Or has ever written it. So here's a small contribution to two pairings that I love. Or possibly my OT3 for this fandom.
"Hey Kurama." Hiei said in a monotone, his eyes following the spectacle in front of him.
"Yes Hiei?" The demon fox asked distractedly, a smirk attempting to twitch its way onto his lips.
"Is there any particular reason the detective is wearing the fools pants?"
Kurama chuckled quietly. "I haven't the slightest clue. But I'm sure that Kuwabara will be extremely cross when he realizes Yusuke took them." He sipped his drink. "Yusuke's pants are after all, quite a bit tighter then his."
The shorter male frowned taking a sip of his drink too. "Well then I don't suppose you'd know where his shirt went would you?"
"No i'm afraid I don't." He said, face carefully neutral.
Silence. "You spiked their drinks didn't you?"
"I'll never tell."
Suddenly the fools pants slipped off the detective's hips giving the occupants of the bar a rather nice view of his boxer clad body as well as making him trip. Hiei snorted throwing an amused look at his ever cunning companion who was eyeing the now mostly naked teen appreciatively. "You just wanted to see the detective naked." It wasn't a question.
Kurama did smirk then and it was a calculating and dangerous expression on the kitsune's face "Are you saying that you didn't?"
"I'd be a fool and a liar if I denied it." Hiei admitted taking another sip of his drink while staring unabashedly at the confused mazoku's backside. "But I don't think it would be safe to leave him here like this."
The smirk on Kurama's face grew. "You're correct Hiei, and as the two of us are his friends, the only truly considerate thing we could do would be to bring him home with us."
Hiei smirked as well. "Yes." he hissed quietly. "Considerate."