This is a compilation of a bunch of short dabbles that my cousin Mage sent me. The ideas are all hers I'm just publishing them with her permission.

Alya Rose

Gandalf: "Run it's a Balrog!"

Link: "Oh, don't worry I've got this."

Gandalf: "You shall not pass!"

Link: "Watch this!" hits the Balrog a few times and it's dead. "Too easy, what's next?"

Legolas: "You're one crazy elf you know that right?"

Link: "Who said I was an elf?"

Aragorn: "You're hurt, just stay still."

Link: "Nah its nothing a little milk won't fix, do you have any?"

Merry: After a long battle pokes Link, "Oh dear, I think he's dead." A fairy comes out of a jar and revives him.

Link: "Always carry a fairy little hobbit."

Link: "Who needs elvish rope when you've got one of these!"

Sam: "What in middle earth is that?!"

Link: "Hook-shot."

Link: "Someone has stolen the light, Spirit's Light!"

Gimli: "No lad the sun just went down."

Random Elf: "Oh what's that?

Link: "It's an ocarina"

Random Elf: "Can I see it?"

Link: "Sure"

Random elf plays a warping song and disappears.

Human: "You have the longest ears I've ever seen on an elf."

Link: "And you have the smallest I've seen on a human."

Galadriel: "To you strange Link I give this ancient scroll."

Link: "You're giving me a dungeon map?"

Borormir: "One simply does not walk into Mordor."

Link: "Let me guess, poison fumes? Evil creatures and an ever watching eye?"

Borormir: "Yes, how did you know?"

Link: "I'm the Hero of Legend; it's kind of in my job description."

Legolas: "Orcs patrol the eastern shores."

Link: "You're scared of a few orcs? At least they don't resurrect if you leave one alive."

Frodo: "Has any one seen Link lately?"

Sam: "No"

Gandalf: "I believe he's been shrunk, be careful where you step."

Aragorn: "Run!"

Gimli: "Why?"

Legolas: "Link has been split into four!"

Gimli: "The poor lad, he fought… oh there's four of him now." Gimli runs

Link: "So you say these wraiths fear fire?"

Aragorn: "Yes"

Link casts fire and burns all the wraiths. "Anything else you need me to do?"

Gimli: "I've seen wolves before but this be a strange one."

Legolas: "Don't kill it!"

Aragorn: "Why?"

Legolas: "On second thought go ahead, its just link."

Eomer: "What business does a man, a dwarf, and two elves have in the rider mark?"

Link: "I'm no elf! Geeze man don't you recognize a hylian when you see one?"

Frodo: "Gandalf, what is Link doing to that chicken?"

Gandalf: "Attempting to fly I believe."

Legolas: "Kill it, its and orc!"

Link: "What are you babbling about?"

Legolas: "The thing that come out of your shadow!"

Link: "Oh Midna? Good luck with that venture."

Link: "You know we'd get to Mordor faster if we rolled."

Gandalf calls for Shadowfax

Link: "I can do that too!" Plays Epona's song, huge horse comes out of nowhere.

Link: "You missed!"

Legolas: "Yeah, your point?"

Link: "You wouldn't have missed if you L-targeted first."

Legolas: "Final count forty two."

Gimli: "Forty three here lad."

Link: "You mean I missed some?"

Random Rohan person: "Best ale in all Middle Earth, try some."

Link: "Nah that stuff doesn't work, but give me a few glasses of milk and see what happens."

Well I hope that you enjoyed that. I'll pass any reviews on to Mage.

Alya