disclaimr: i dusnt own teh warriors buks. if did it wud be ossim! but i dusnt. :(
1. Fite fur ur kitteh committeh!1! If u dies, not mai problem, still fite, k? kthxbai. You can be frends wit kittehs from different committehs but not bff. if ur bff with othr kitteh committehs u is going be vary sad wen u has 2 fite them and if u is sad 2 fite them they will totally pwns u.
2. U no canz take cheezburger from teh yard of othr kitteh committeh! and u no canz go in there yard eithr. kthx.
3. Teh itteh bitteh kittehs and teh rlly old kittehs has first pick fur cheezburger. Teh studnt kittehs no canz take cheezburger if dey not alreddy catched cheezburger, n if dey catches 1 cheezburger, no can take 2. understan? kthxbai.
4. Dunt catches cheezburger fur fun even tho fun is good. u has 2 catches cheexburger only fur eats. An wen u catches cheezburger u has to tell teh cieling kittehs "thx for teh ossim yummy cheesburger." if u dunt say thx they will be vary angrey and keel you wit their supr powrs and stuffs.
5. Teh itteh bitteh kittehs has 2 be 6 monfs old to be a studnt kitteh. that meens 1 haff of a yeer.
6. Wen studnt kitteh graduates, has to stay up all nite. onli they no cans stay up with frends an watch moovees an chat. they has 2 be totaly kwiet and not says anyfing. And no can has sleep! They has to meditayt and be all "ommmmmm" and fink about being a growed-up kitteh and helping teh committeh and stuffs.
7. Kitteh no can has be depyootee if not been teecher to at leest 1 student kitteh.
8. If kitteh in charge is ded, evrywon will wants to be new kitteh in charge but no can has. teh depyoote is teh only kitteh that can has be new kitteh in charge! pwned
9. If teh depyootee is ded, teh new depyootee has to be choozed bfor moonhi. that meens when teh moon is hiyest in teh ski wich is uzully midnite.
10. When teh moon iz rlly big in teh sky, all 4 kitteh committehs has 2 meet together. An no can has fite! teh meetings has 2 be al peasful or else teh cieling kittehs wil send clowds and be angrie.
11. Evry day u has 2 chek teh invisible fence. if kittehs go ovr teh invisible fence u can pwns them!
12. If a itteh bitteh kitteh has hurts rly bad, or if they iz abowt 2 be srsly pwned, u has 2 helps dem!1! its teh nice fing 2 do!1!1!
13. U has 2 do what ur kitteh in charge tells u.
14. If u is fiting wit anudder kitteh an u just pwned dem, plz dont kill dem. if dey r abowt to kill u and ther iznt rly anudder opshun, go ahed. same fing if dey did sumfin bad. But if u just pwned dem and dey iz goin to run awai, dont kill dem, it not nice. :(
15. Dont be fat an lazy kitteh wif teh hoomins dat feeds u an everyting!1!11!
Reeviu plz!1!1!11!1!11! plz? an dont 4get to reeviu in lolspeek!
UPDATE: Some people seem to think that the spelling and grammar errors are unintentional and that my language is really that terrible in real life. I'm not mad at you but I just want to clarify: I'm pretty good at mastering the English language, seeing as I like to read and write. Or else I wouldn't be here, right? Review please!