Criminal Minds House Sort
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This is based on the idea that each character of criminal minds has a quote that fits in this song.
I'm a Ravenclaw
I like to read books
When I cast spells
They're off the frickin' hook
Spencer Reid Quote:
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: This is Special Agent Dr. Reid.
FBI Student: Oh, you look too young to have gone to medical school.
Dr. Spencer Reid: They are Ph.D.'s, three of them.
FBI Student: What, are you a genius or something?
Dr. Spencer Reid: I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute.
[pause]
Dr. Spencer Reid: Yes, I'm a genius.
I'm a Gryffindor
I'll fly with my friends
We'll never back down
And fight to the end
Derek Morgan Qoute
Emily Prentiss: Okay, yeah, I understand that. But that course is designed to force failure. That's how we learn.
Derek Morgan: And my job is to train the trainees, not to be their friend.
Emily Prentiss: Look, I know you're doing the tough love thing, but they don't know you like I do.
I'm a Slytherin
I am very rich
I'll go on a date
With whoever gets the snitch
Elle Greenaway Quote
Dr. Spencer Reid: Do you think it's weird that I knew that ballad?
Elle Greenaway: Reid, I don't know how you know half the stuff you know, but I'm glad you do.
Dr. Spencer Reid: Do you think that's why I can't get a date?
Elle Greenaway: Have you ever asked anyone?
[Reid shifts his eyes]
Elle Greenaway: That's why you can't get a date.
I'm a Hufflepuff
Just stayin' relaxed
Gimme drinks and friends
No feuds we got tact
Penelope Garcia Quote
Derek Morgan: Take this gun.
Penelope Garcia: I don't believe in guns.
Derek Morgan: Ok, trust me they are very real take it.
[Speaking]
(Slytherin): Ew, who brought the Hufflepuff?
(Hufflepuff): Hey, I'm just trying to have a good time over here.
Have a good time
A good time
I'm a Ravenclaw
I got wit beyond measure
I can catch a snitch
like it's caught up in a tether
Aaron Hotchner
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: [indicating the hogtied prisoners] We took down these four.
Dr. Spencer Reid: Without firing a shot?
John Blackwolf: Captain America here shot number five.
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: You're welcome. Number six is cut up pretty bad. I don't think he's gonna make it.
John Blackwolf: At least I didn't shoot him.
Derek Morgan: I think I'd rather be shot.
I'm a Slytherin
The house of the snake
Come get in my way
And get tossed in the lake
Jason Gideon Quote
Gideon: This is going to hit you, and when it does, there's only three facts you need to know. You did what you had to do, and alot of good people are alive because of it.
Reid: What's the third?
Gideon: I'm proud of you.
I'm a Gryffindor
And we own the sky
Yeah, we always win
With our rally cry
Jennifer Jareau Quote
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: I'm thankful for my years spent with this family, for everything we shared, every chance we had to grow. I'll take the best of them with me and lead by their example wherever I go.
I'm a Slytherin
The top of my class
If you disagree
I'll kick your Muggle ass
David Rossi Quote
Rossi: Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles...
[Speaking]
(Alex): Uh, Alan, do you even know what Harry Potter is?
(Alan): Well, I haven't read the books, but I've seen all the movies!
Let's beat him up
Let's beat him up
George Foyet Quote
George Foyet: Try to relax, the blade goes in so much easier.
I'm a Slytherin
A big fan of Snape
If it's a MoM album
We have to say Snape
John Curtis Quote
Curtis: You really think your team is gonna save you?
Strauss: I know they will.
Curtis: Did you get everything you wanted?
I'm a Hufflepuff
We're true to the end.
United we stand
So I'll stand with my friends
Ashley Seaver Quote
David Rossi: This won't be easy, Ashley. It may trigger some extremely painful memories.
Ashley Seaver: I appreciate the concern, but when your father kills 25 women before you're a teenager, painful memories don't need a trigger. They just are.
I'm a Gryffindor
As brave as the come
And my namesake sword
Will get the job done.
Emily Prentiss Quote
Emily Prentiss: [defending her team to the Senate committee] They do their jobs with integrity. And most importantly, they honor their oath. "I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic. I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same. That I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion. That I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter, so help me God."
I'm a Ravenclaw
My brain is super fast
Like Sheldon Cooper
But not a total ass.
Diana Ried Quote
Dr. Spencer Reid: Dr. Norman gave me permission to sleep on the couch in your room tonight, if it's all right with you.
Diana Reid: [to Dr. Norman] If anyone tries to keep him in here any longer, I'll scratch your eyes out.
Dr. Norman: [to Spencer] One night only.
[Dr. Norman walks away]
Diana Reid: It helps if they think you're crazy. They don't argue.
[Speaking]
(Luke): So who's this Sheldon Cooper guy, anyway, Aaron?
(Aaron): He's from the show The Big Bang Theory.
You're out of the band.
He's no Spock
I don't want to go