Hey guys here's a VERY short one-shot I thought of it's all dialogue and I hope you enjoy it! It's bad sorry :(

Disclaimer- I don't own Kickin' It and why do we have to put these?

"Hey Jack you wanna help me? I'm making Crawford's famous burgers"

"What?! The Kim Crawford cooks? Enlighten me!"

"And bakes too! There's oreo cupcakes in the oven with my secret filling"

"What! Impossible you can't cook"

"Jack! You know I can why do you think everyone wants to my partner in Home Ec?"

"I don't know who won't want to be partners with a blond beauty?"

"Aww Jack you're so sweet! Thanks for calling me beautiful! Since you said that I'll let you taste my special icing"

"Mhmmm that's delicious and a bonus you fed it to me!"

"don't get use to it, I'm not feeding anyone else besides my children, if I have any"

"You know you would make a great mother right?"

"Really thanks! I just can't wait to become a mother!"

"Do you want it to happen Kim? I mean its only us and a little birdie told me that the Crawford's aren't going to be home in 3 days. So what do you say? Me plus you no clothes in your bedroom?"

"As tempted as I want to, I'm not your girlfriend, I'm not just gunna have sex with just anyone even though you are my best friend, and also in your dreams Jack"

"Oh you know I dream about it Kim. So you are tempted huh? You want me Kim? Cuz' I'm all go for the plan of me and you in your bedroom alone"

"And you said I had a crush on you when you're practically telling me you want me to have sex with you. Jack you are something you know that right"

"And you love that about me"

"Sadly yes"

"Soo…. You wanna have sex?"

"JACK! Jesus this isn't Friends with Benefits okay? And also take the cupcakes out of the oven"

"Have Kim I love you! Let's have sex! And I got the cupcakes"

"I don't know why we keep playing this game Jack! I'm honestly tired of your mixed emotions! Do want me just so you can have sex or do you really love me?"

"To be honest Kim… Kim look at me. Kim I really do love you. You mean everything to me, and you are my life. If you died I would die too. You are the sun in my world. You beautiful, hot, cute, generous, and much more. Any guy would be lucky just to talk to you or be your boyfriend, which I hope is me or imma beat the crap out of the person who dumps you or is your boyfriend besides me. Kim I really love you. Will you be my girlfriend?"

"Aww but no….. haha hold on okay"

"B-b-but Kim?! I thought you loved me? Isn't everyone telling me that? Did I do something wrong? Well I guess I poured out me heart for no rea-"

"SHUT UP! I said hold on because I was going to turn off the fire so I wouldn't burn the burgers! And yes I'll be your girlfriend! Who knew you were so romantic?"

"Thank god! Kim don't ever scare me like that again! But I really love you Kim Crawford"

"I love you too Jack Brewer!"

Kim gave Jack a peck on the lips and Jack smiled

"Now we can go upstairs and have sex!"

Jack picked Kim up and threw her over his shoulder

"Jackson way to ruin the moment! AND PUT ME DOWN!"

"Not today Kim, maybe when I get to your bedroom and undress you!"

"Damn hormonal teenager boys and damn you and you're strong muscles"

"And thank god you're not heavy!"

"HEY!"

FIN

haha that was VERY short -_- I'm a bad person sorry! I have HUGE writers block! Nothin inspirational is near me so I'm not inspired to write something cute and Kicky. sigh.

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