EDIT: Sorry, forgot to actually say something about this. My friend was chilling on the couch spouting off this random nonsense and I just typed exactly what she said. I then refused to go back and fix any errors that occurred during my fast and furious derp writing. Anyways, enjoy this little piece of our lives.
Rin is walking down the road and she see guy on ground and she like, "What you do on ground?" and he like, "I am fall over help!" but she say, "No you no pay taxes" so she say "Servant chan come her and kill man!" so in come Len who is servant and he kill dude with a hoe and she like, "Give me hoe I need to scratch back" so he do but that is big mistakekle because in come Meiko who is the doter of the guy who just die because he no pay tax "OH MY GOD WHO YOU KILL MAI DAD" say Meiko and Rin be like "I no kill your dad he die because he no pay taxy" and Meiko be like "I know believe you be evil" and she crey so she say "I no care cause she princess" and they leave so den prince Kaito of the ice cream mountains come to town and he is like "Hi Rin" and Rin's like "OMESH pls marry me?" but Kaito is like "no bish I in love with the girl from the green worl" and this make len mad because he like the girl from the green worl so Rin is like "no len you go kill the girl from the green world and I can has marry kaiko" so he do and da worl is like "we must revolt" and so they do so they attacked the polace and dey are like " we are goin to attack the polace" an len is like " hey gurl I switch for you xcause I like wearing dresses" so she like "no no I has better plan but den okai you go for mes" so len gets arrested and rin go run run ways because she no wants to go in sell because dirt is dirty dirty so kaito no no meiko….uhgh BOTH OF THEM are like "OMS that not the princess thas a boy obs" but didn't mako is like "no just do anyway because princess be sads and we jus laugh at her LOL" so the time is coming for len to die but he is princess so rin is actules len and len is actules len ah mean rin rin fuck okay so STOP FUCKING LAUGHI NG *dying* OW (I am creying so hard right naow) rin is watch len on ta guilotoon as he gets his head cuted off "LOL is snack tiem when da bell rang" but suddenloo when da bell rang because he said the magic word a huge icecream truck come out of tower and miku is on da ice crème and she sai "I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAYS KAITO" (oh fuck THE FAN GIRLS WILL KILL ME) kaito is like "omg im so embiressed" and meiko is like " wel we can make out" and they do so miku saves the land and rin and the len and they fly off together and len and miku have BABY and rin decide that kaito is butt so she marry gumi and haku was lefted alone because haku was a looser LOL and dat is how I learned to tie mai shoose DA EN?