Rabbit, Rabbit
Karen
Disclaimer: It's all Janet's (except the Rabbit)
"Goddamn Rabbit!" Steph shouted to the empty apartment. "You think that a simple piece of machinery wouldn't let you down. What the fuck? I was this close, and zip, nada – you die on me. I changed your batteries – what's your problem?"
She peered closely at her Rabbit and examined the inside where the batteries go. Maybe there's a reset button somewhere? She heard a sound from her laptop and went over to investigate, wondering who was up this late at night. An IM notice was on the screen.
Spandex4ever: What 's up girl? Why you awake?
Ilikedonuts: The rabbit died.
Spandex4ever: OMG – whose is it?
Ilikedonuts: It's mine of course – I only have one.
Spandex4ever: ??
Ilikedonuts: My rabbit, you know – my Rabbit? - died – right in the middle…
Spandex4ever: Ohhh – my sympathies. Shoulda stuck with the Lady Workhorse. LOL
Ilikedonuts: So funny – is there a reset switch somewhere?
Spandex4ever: I dunno – take it apart and look at the motor.
Ilikedonuts: Take it apart how? I'm desperate here.
Spandex4ever: Screw on the side? Gotta go – Tank's awake. c u later.
Steph went to get a screwdriver and came back to find another message on her screen.
MIB: Babe
Ilikedonuts: Shit
MIB: Not the usual greeting – why u up?
Ilikedonuts: Do u know anything about motors?
MIB: Do u need to get somewhere? U need a ride?
Ilikedonuts: Mmmmm… a ride. That would work. Mmmm
MIB: Babe, u okay? Why the moan?
Ilikedonuts: I'm in a state
MIB: Hopefully NJ
Ilikedonuts: No, a state, a desperate state
MIB: What's wrong with your car?
Ilikedonuts: My car is fine. I need to fix a motor. Where do they hide the reset button?
MIB: Do you have gas?
Ilikedonuts: New batteries.
MIB: Babe – what are we talking about here?
Ilikedonuts: I'm desperate – I was right there, then…nothing
MIB: Wait a min – Babe – it's not your rabbit, is it?
Ilikedonuts: YES! And it stopped working! Help Me!
MIB: Do you really want me to help you?
Ilikedonuts: I can't wait any longer. Do you know how to get it running again?
MIB: I can probably figure it out.
Ilikedonuts: What are you waiting for?
Steph heard the lock being picked, but didn't even look up. She had had it with her rabbit and gave it a good smash against the counter, and it had started moving.
"Ahhhh," She said as she took some in her mouth, swirling her tongue around and around. She closed her eyes in bliss.
"Babe," he said, smiling the really big grin, putting the paper bag on the counter. "I brought reinforcements, but it seems you don't need them."
"Just leave them on the table, I'll get to them later."
Ranger walked over and gave the rabbit a pat. "I'm feeling a little jealous. I'm not sure you've ever moaned like that for me."
Steph finally looked up. "Well, if your belly was full of chocolate kisses and all I had to do was push a button and one came out every time…"
Ranger and Steph looked at the rabbit chocolate dispenser on the table. She pushed the button on the side and a chocolate kiss slid down the tube and out the opening. She unwrapped it and offered it to Ranger.
"Kiss?" she said, waving it in front of his mouth.
He slid an arm around her neck and brought her lips next to his. "I prefer to taste my chocolate this way," he said, and claimed her lips, deepening the kiss till she couldn't stand. He swung an arm under her knees and lifted her. He kissed her all the way to the bedroom and gently dropped her on the bed.
"How about the reinforcements? What'd you bring? Butterfingers? Heath bars?"
"We're going to play a game called Sex for Chocolate. Sound interesting?"
"I like it, but what about you – what do you get?"
"I get you, and that's all the sweetness I need."
The End