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Vicky: I do not own charmed, nudges Danni
Danni: grumbles under breath I don't own charmed… then grins pulling something out of pocket BUT I DO OWN THIS BANNANA!
Hello and welcome to Charmed Chat Show! Tonight we will be featuring an interview with Leo Wyatt!
Vicky: I'm going to be your host tonight!
Danni: Eh, I don't think so! I'm going to be your host tonight!
Vicky: WHAT! It was your go last time!
Danni: No shit Sherlock
Vicky: But I… Gets hit in the face with a wet fish
Danni: Right… Hides fish behind back so on with the show! Vicky walks off muttering under her breath
Danni is sitting down on the interviewer chair and awaits her victim… I mean guest. Suddenly Leo appears on a chair beside her.
Leo: What? Where am I?!
Danni: Hi! Oh my gosh! I'm meeting you! LEO!!!!! Hugs Leo sucking all life away from him
Leo: I'm scared… but flattered, but who are you?!
Danni: Oh I'm sorry but I have been watching you for a long time on Living TV, anyway you are here to be interviewed by me!
Leo: Watching me? Interview? I want to go back!
Danni: I'm sorry but you can't go anywhere unless you want something to happen to Piper… smirks evilly
Leo: What! where is she?!?!
Danni: You'll never know… smirks until you do this interview! Muahaha
Leo: Ok… I'll do your interview… looks worried
Danni: Good boy ruffles hair ok, let's get this show on the road! Anyway Leo… Do you enjoy being a white lighter?
Leo: I guess… but I would prefer a normal life
Danni: I see… so anyway, I have been sent in a lot of questions that I should ask you but this is one of the main ones; why are you such a goody two shoes?
Leo: Blinks in confusion How am I? I have been in wars!
Danni: C'mon Leo, face it you're a goody two shoes!
Leo: Give me three reasons why and then I will agree with you!
Danni: smirks evilly again have you ever tried fags?
Leo: Well not everybody has… FINE one! Two more
Danni: shrugs Um… ever been drunk?
Leo: OK I GET IT!
Danni: Oook moving on… you're a push over aren't you?
Leo: No really I am not I-
Danni: C'mon don't deny it! Piper pushes you around like a broken old pram!
Leo: you're really pushing it now…
Danni: Exactly! I'm pushing you around now! Ok then… I've heard in the recent peaceful years that your wife has played many small pranks on you, do you get revenge?
Leo: Umm… well, I did once- BUT that didn't go too well, now I'm scarred for life. shudders
Danni: Right… I don't believe you…
Leo: NO REALLY!
Danni: Yeah, Yeah…
Leo: I'll show you where she burnt me! bends over and pulls pants down and points to a red mark on his backside
Danni: Umm… nice… SECURITY!
Security comes and drags Leo off set, Vicky suddenly walks on and places her hand on Danni's right shoulder
Danni: Man what a weirdo…
Vicky: Yeah… a hot weirdo
Danni: Yeeeeeah blinks dreamily
Vicky: I wonder if he will dump Piper…?
Danni: shrugs I don't know… you can have him, I'll have Cole!
Vicky: WHAT! I want him; you get the goody two shoes push over!
Leo runs back on set wearing a straight jacket
Leo: I'M NOT A PUSH OVER! froths from mouth
Gets dragged off again
Danni: Bye Mister Crazy! Anyway, I will be interviewing the Crazy guy's youngest son, Chris!
Vicky: NO I will! slaps with wet fish Ah so much better, See you next time!