Solid Snake: Finding Big Mama
Written by: Robert
Solid Snake was in eastern Europe. He had to find someone who went by the codename of 'Big Mama'. There were a few soldiers patrolling. Snake had to figure out their patterns. He ordered a cheeseburger and Meryl sat down across from the table.
"Find anything out?" She asked him.
"Yeah. Looks like they change shifts every six hours. Keeps them alert." Snake replied.
"Any idea on how we're gonna do this?" She asked.
"I'm working on it." He said, pulling out a cigarette and lighting it. He inhaled and then coughed out smoke. He started coughing hard.
"Snake? Are you okay?" Meryl asked, obviously concerned.
"These things are gonna kill me." He said, still coughing. He slammed his fist on the table, trying to catch his breath, knocking his coffee onto his lap. He shouted in pain. "GAAAH!"
"Snake! Calm down!" Meryl shouted.
Snake coughed and picked up the cheeseburger, taking a bite. The contents of the sandwich spilled out onto his lap. He wheezed and coughed hard, falling onto the floor.
"SNAKE!" Meryl said, trying to help him up.
"NO!" Snake coughed out. He slapped her hand and picked up the cigarette from the floor. He inhaled again. He coughed it out onto the floor. "GAH" Snake shouted.
A few moments later, Liquid Ocelot walked through the door. He locked eyes with Solid Snake.
"BROTHER!" He shouted.
"Liqui-" Snake was interrupted when he vomited onto the floor, onto his cigarette.
Snake picked up the cigarette and wiped the vomit from it. He put the wrong end into his mouth on accident, swallowing the ashes. "GAH" He shouted and gagged, wheezing harder, then he vomited on the floor again.
Ocelot approached him. "Anything to say, Snake?" He asked.
"Liquid!" Snake choked out and then passed out in a pool of vomit.