Douglas Has Disappeared

By Shadowgate/Inspired by RatherOddRanger

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Kyle was in Bluecap's room. He was always thrilled to be alone with Bluecap, especially in Bluecap's room. They'd just got done kissing which had gone on for 10 minutes straight. After that Bluecap discussed having dinner together. Kyle said his parents wanted to meet him and they were totally cool with him being in a homosexual relationship.

Bluecap smiled with delight. Then Bluecap's cellphone rang. It was Emily.

When he answered it he heard the panting of a frantic person. He said "hello" twice and the person on the other end identified herself as Emily. She said Douglas has been missing for 24 hours.

Bluecap replied "oh shit please tell me you're kidding."

Emily shot back "I'd never play a cruel joke like this."

Bluecap said "right now I'm with Kyle in my room where are you?"

Emily answered "I'm outside Doug's house. Officer Barbrady is on the scene."

Bluecap said "oh shit Barbrady's there! Okay look Kyle and I will be right there."

Bluecap hung up his cellphone and Kyle asked "where are we going to be? I was hoping we'd be in your bed tonight."

Bluecap said "so was I but a dear friend of mine has disappeared."

Kyle replied "oh no!"

Bluecap said "I hope a child's body doesn't turn up in South Park because if that happens I'll know before the coroner does just who it is."

Kyle asked "has he been threatening to kill himself?"

Bluecap said "no but come on we've got to get going."

Bluecap and Kyle arrived on the scene. Kyle said "I know that kid had to be in pain. I also know first hand what it's like to have a friend in pain. After Stan turned 10 he got depressed and there was no living with him. When he came out of the depression he said "maybe this kid will be my new best friend" in regards to Douglas. Maybe when we find him I can be his friend as well."

Bluecap said "he could use all the friends in the world. When he was four his mother committed suicide. His dad walked out on him."

Kyle said "if he's still alive and we find him hiding somewhere we both better hug him."

Bluecap said "you know at the time your friend Stan blew up in the classroom because Butters kept rambling wasn't a funny situation at the time. It's funny now though."

Kyle said "Stan can be funny when he's pissed off."

TO BE CONTINUED