Disclaimer: I do not own Alice in Wonderland; any characters from the story or movie are not mine. Therefore, mine may not be as mad or maybe more mad than the characters.

"CLEAN CUP! CLEAN CUP! MOVE DOWN! MOVE DOWN!"

Everyone moved three seats down the table. Everyone being Mad Hater, The March Hare, The Dormouse - Who was carried by The March's ears, and of course all their invisible friends that they have yet to sing A Very Mary Un-birthday To You.

"Now I say we wake up our dear Doormy what do you say Marchie?" Hater asked drunkenly, because the tea of course really wasn't tea but a some type of Wonderland alcohol which tastes like tea and looks like tea but like we said really is tea. Only March and Hater could get drunk off tea.

"Oh I don't know… Okay"

"Hey Dormy wake up!" yelled Hater.

"Zzzz …" Came the ever going reply.

"What do we do now Hater?" asked the March Hare worriedly.

"I know… CAT! CAT!" Shrieked Mad like the little girl he was.

This caused countless of things to happen. March fell off his chair onto the floor, practically dieing from hysterics. Dormouse started shrieking from inside the teapot, trying to claw his way out with non-claw like fingers. The White Rabbit hoped by holding his ears and yelling at the top of his lungs, "I'M LATE! I'M LATE! FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE. NOTIMETOSAYHELLOGOODBYE! I'M LATE, I'M LATE, I'M LATE!" The Cheshire was yelling at them to all shut up, with his usual Cheshire grin, though this time full of loathing-they had woken him up during a very good dream where he made the Queen so mad she spontaneously combusted-which was quite a scary picture. And throughout all this Hater and his "invisible friends" sat calmly drinking there alcohol tea.

It was truly fun to cause so much chaos with just a drink of tea.

Hater looked over at Hare to say this exact thing when he noticed that his dear friend had literally laughed himself to death, though he was sad about it he truly couldn't care. He could always get a new friend to drink spiked tea with.

THE END

Author's Note Please don't be mean, I'm not so great at humour love and freaky is kind of my thing.