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''Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry"
The crowd chanted until Jerry Springer came sliding down the stripper pole, and the crowd goes wild, a few seconds later the audience stopped cheering
''Alright, now Angewomon has been having a very difficult life," said Jerry, "Angewomon, what's going on?"
"Well, i have an evil cousin named LadyDevimon," replied Angewomon, "she's been making my life a living hell ever since i was in grade school."
"And what do you mean by living hell?" Asked Jerry
"Lots of stuff, she shunned me, humiliated me, harassed me, and the worst part of all, she stole my boyfriend" Added Angewomon, then the audience gasped in shock and amazement.
"Your boyfriend?"
"Yeah, his name is Angemon, we've been together for nine years," replied Angewomon, in despair
"We was the world to me,"
"Each of us even had partners named TK and Kari"
A picture of TK, Kari, Angemon, and Angewomon was shown, and the audience went "aw"
"That's why i'm on this show, to end my beef with LadyDevimon once and for all!, i'm fed up with her!" huffed Angewomon.
"So you're saying you want revenge?" asked Jerry
"Yep, she is going to wish she was never my cousin"
"Okay, so let's bring out LadyDevimon"
The crowd cheered, as LadyDevimon walked into the stage
"Why the fuck would you sleep with Angemon?" asked Angewomon in anger
"Cuz, he was the most attractive man i've ever saw," replied LadyDevimon
"He had a nice chin, nice hair, and..a nice penis, cuz' we did it in bed, the other night"
"YOU DID!?" asked Angewomon
"What do you think, he's too beautiful to love an anorexic heffer, like yourself"
Angewomon pushed LadyDevimon, then LadyDevimon slaped Angewomon, and they both got to fighting, and the audience cheered and chanted "Jerry", but the security broke up the fight
"Why do you always have to hate on me, is it because i'm better than you?" asked Angewomon
"Kind off" replied Ladydevimon
"C'mon, you're 29, i'm 24, can we just end this feud?"
"Yes, when i have a chance"
Then the ladies started to fight again, and security breaks them up, and the audience cheer and chant Maury's name
"So when was the last time you went on a date, Angewomon?" asked Jerry Springer
"One year," added Angewomon, then the audience gasps
"Well, let's bring out Angemon"
The audience boo as Angemon enters the stage
"Why would you cheat on me?" asked Angewomon, in tears
"Because you always busy, you never spend time with me," replied Angemon
"No, you go out all the time, drink all the time, and sleep all day, all the time!" exclaimed Angewomon
"Get a job!" said Angewomon, as the audience cheers
"Well, why don't you call yourself Devilmon, since you're a bad person," added Jerry, as he audience laughs
"Look Angewomon, i'm sorry for cheating," said Angemon
"Well, ain't going to cut it," added Angewomon, "Because, you can have that skank,"
"So you're saying you don't want Angemon, anymore?" asked Jerry
"No," added Angewomon, then the crowd cheers
"Because of that gray-haired slut," Angewomon then pushes LadyDevimon, and they both ended up fighting, while security breaks up the fight, and the audience chant Jerry's name
"Im okay," yelled Jerry, and the audience laughs and cheers
"Well, be right back,"
The audience cheers