Aray: *hums tapping pencil on note pad thinking*
Queen: *sighs* I have too many damn muses.
Aray: *looks up* You have muses just for wrestling. You forget I got the Winchesters and the ones from the Covenant too.
Queen: Nope. I have Dr. House too. I have a craziness of all kinds.
A. Edge Muse: Damn it Aray why is it when you two finally decide to write together I'm not in the story?
Queen: *looks around scared* Umm Edge muse. You might want to hide.
Aray: Because I wanted to do John and Randy first.
A. Edge Muse: *looks at Queen* Your not my author so I don't have to listen to you.
Queen: Okay dont say I didn't warn you. But since me and Arya are writing together our muses are going to be everywhere. And lets just say mine are...unique.
Aray: *looks at Queen* How unique?
Q. Morrison Muse. Queen how many times are you going to spell Aray's name wrong?
Queen: Go away. I dont need your shit now. And Edge just know not to be caught alone.
A. Edge Muse: What do you mean? *looks at Morrison* Glitter Butt wait your not Aray's Glitter Butt.
Q. Morrison Muse: She means that some of her muses swing both ways. *he smirks and poofs away*
Queen: *shakes head*
Aray: *laughs* Oh this is going to be fun then.
A. Edge Muse: *eyes widen and he runs away* Nooo!
Queen: He better hide well. I mean Randy has kidnapped my Edge muse.
Aray: My Randy, Cena, Edge, and Christian muses take turns kidnapping me so it'll be a nice change.
Queen: Funny but Randy is the the one who helped with most stories. Then there is Miz too but he has been missing for awhile.
Aray: *looks around* Hmmm...Actually now that you mention it my HBK and Triple H muses have been way too quiet.
Queen: Not mine. Something about a Chocolate tree. Don't ask me all the details but...
Q. Jericho muse: Damn it ! Where am I going to enter either of these damn stories.
Aray: *sighs and looks at the muse* How about after me and her get some head way with an audience we write a special little fluff for you?
Q. Jericho Muse: *stares at Aray* You are new aren't you Junior.
Aray: *raises a brow and looks at Queen mouthing* Junior?
Queen: *looks at Aray* Just go along with it.
Aray: *looks at Jericho* Do you want it or not?
Q. Jericho Muse: I'll take it but I'm not going away. I'll help write these two stories. Give my opinions and edits. Tell you where it needs to head and what is not working. With me I'll take you both straight to the top
Aray: *snaps fingers and Randy and Cena Muses appear* Boys take him away please
A. Randy & Cena Muse: Yes Aray *Grabs Jericho and starts dragging him away with out a word*
Queen: *stares at Aray with wide eyes*
Aray: *looks at Queen innocently* What?
Queen: You have no idea what you just started. *runs away to go hide*
Aray: *stares after Queen* What did I start?
~Skipping~
Muse *walks around in a towel as he fixes himself cereal*
Aray: *walks into the kitchen and stopped seeing Randy* What the hell?
Q. Randy Muse: What?
Aray; Queen why is your Randy Muse in just a towel?
Queen: *pops in* He is pissed at me for getting rid of all his trunks and telling him to wear real clothes.
Aray: *nods* Oh.. ummm you can always go to my Randy Muse..he doesn't wear trunks anymore he wears regular clothes.
Queen: *smacks Aray*
Aray: Owww *rubs the spot* What was that for?
Queen: Because I felt like it *pops out*
Q. Edge Muse: *pops up behind Aray and lifts her in the air* You have it dont you?
Aray: *squeaks* What do I have? *Looks around hating being so short*
Q. Edge Muse: You know what I'm talking about.
Aray: No I don't! I walk into the kitchen to get some water and find a muse in a towel, get hit by Queen and now I'm being picked up by you.
Q. Edge Muse: You are the new writer aren't you?
Aray: Yes
Q. Edge Muse: Then you have Queen's JBL Muse. Give him back.
Aray: I don't have a JBL Muse. I'm not a fan of JBL. I have a Stone Cold Muse but no JBL.
Q. Edge Muse: *drops Aray on the floor* You have him, I know you do. *storms off*
Q. Randy Muse: Got to love him. You will get use to it around here.
Aray: *groans and gets up rubbing ass* Owww that hurt. *sighs* Okay I need my Jeffy's magic fingers *walks off*
Q. JBL Muse: *walks in* New writer?
Q. Randy Muse: Just left.
Q. JBL Muse: Fuck. *leaves*
~Skips~
Aray: *relaxes under Jeff Muse's fingers* hmmmm
A. Jeff Muse: Feel better sweets?
Aray: Much better.
Q. Morrison Muse: *poofs in and sits down* Aray?
Aray: *opens an eye* Yes?
Q. Morrison Muse: Jericho said something about you.
Aray: *sighs* What did he say? Does it have anything to do with Queen's Edge dropping me?
Q. Morrison: *shakes head* He did laugh at that but thats not what I'm getting at.
Aray: What are you getting at?
A. Jeff Muse: *keeps massaging Aray's back* Better not let her Hunter muse hear him talking bad about her.
Q. Morrison Muse: I cant say what he said Aray.
Q. Jeff Muse: *walks over with Skittles*
Aray: Then why are you coming to tell me this?
A. Jeff Muse: *looks at the Skittles* Can I have some?
Q. Jeff Muse: *hands over some skittles* You like ladders?
Q. Morrison Muse: Because I like to keep everyone informed.
A. Jeff Muse: I love ladders. *looks at Aray* Can I go play please? *gives her the puppy dog look*
Aray: *groans* Jeffie you know it's hard to resist that look.
Q. Jeff Muse: *gives same look* Please let him.
Aray: *sighs* Fine but I swear Jeffie you better not hurt yourself.
A. Jeff Muse: Yay! *kisses her cheek then runs off*
Q. Jeff Muse: Wait for me! I have the ladders set up on the roof *runs after Aray's Jeff*
Aray: *sighs and looks at Morrison* Can you give a back massage?
Q. Morrison Muse: No but I can do this *takes off shirt and dances in a circle*
Aray: *facepalms before getting up and walking off to find a muse who can give a good massage*
Queen: *pops up in front of Aray*
Aray: *jumps slightly* Shit woman you scared me..did you know your Jeff muse has ladders on the roof and that your Morrison muse can't give a back massage?
Queen: Sorry, yes I did, and yes.
Aray: Okay. So your Morrison said your Jericho is saying stuff about me. Do you know what it is?
Queen: *laughs and pats Aray's head* It might be my head but they don't tell me shit.
Aray: *sighs* Okay. Umm..why does your Edge think I would have your JBL?
Queen: *shrugs* Because he claim JBL as his. I dont know why and I didn't ask.
A. Evan Muse: *runs by screaming* ARAY HER MUSES ARE TRYING TO PUT A LEASH AND COLLAR ON ME!
Queen: *smacks head* Which one Evan?
A. Evan Muse: *hides behind Aray* Ted, Randy, and Hunter. *clutches the shorter woman tightly* Save me Aray.
Q. Ted Muse: *walks over with a smirk* Come play Evan.
A. Evan Muse: No! I'm not puppy.
Q. Ted Muse: *jumps at Evan* But you would make a good puppy.
Queen: *sighs* Stop torturing him.
Aray: *rubs Evan's arms* It's okay Evy..Go find Cuddles okay?
A. Evan Muse: *pouts letting her go* Okay *runs off to find Cody*
Q. Ted Muse: *runs after Evan*
Queen: *think* We need to tattoo our muses.
Aray: *sighs* All my muses have my symbol on their hip.
Queen: *nods* Okay but my muses tend to skip over those details. *looks at Aray* Should I have told Evan that my Evan Muse belongs to Jericho?
Aray: *nods and runs to find Evan* Evy!
Queen: *shrugs* Its scary in here Aray, welcome to the dark side.
Q. Morrison Muse: We have cookies.
Queen: *shakes head and leaves*
~Skipping~
Aray: *rubs Evan's back* It's okay sweetie I know...*shoots Queen's Ted a glare* You should be ashamed of yourself scaring a sweet little muse.
Q. Ted Muse: I just wanted to play.
Aray: He told you no. No means No Theodore.
Q. Ted Muse: *pouts* But he would have been a cute pet. I would have feed him and such.
A. Reid Muse: Aray guess what? *looks around slightly confused* I don't know this place
Queen: *pops in* Well duh *pops out*
Q. Ted Muse: Who is he?
A. Reid Muse: Who was she? Whose that guy? Where am I? *looks around pouting*
Aray: *rubs temple* Reid sweetie go find Caleb and tell him your news.
A. Reid Muse: *pouts* Fine *disappears pouting*
Q. Ted Muse: He is a baby.
Aray: No he's just been feeling kind of abandoned.
Q. Ted Muse: Why?
Aray: Because I haven't written any Covenant stories in a while.
Q. Ted Muse: Oh well I have a way to fix that. *grabs Evan* There now focus on them *poofs away with Evan*
Aray: Damn it Theodore Marvin Dibiase Jr. Get back here with my Evan! *runs to go find him*
Queen: *pops in front of Aray* Where you going?
Aray: Ted ran off with my Evan.
Queen: Oh, let Teddy have some fun. He wont hurt him.
Aray: *sighs* He better not hurt my Evy.
Queen: *laughs* He will be fine.
Q. Jeff Muse: *runs in scared with Aray's Jeff Muse* Um...we didn't do it.
Aray: *looks at the two* What didn't you do?
Q. Hunter Muse: *walks over with his sledge hammer and purple hair*
Aray: *looks at Hunter then Jeff* Jeffie what did I tell you about dyeing some one's hair after the Pogue and Mark incident?
Q. Jeff Muse *hides behind Aray's Jeff Muse*
A. Jeff Muse: But this Jeff said it was okay!
Q. Jeff Muse: It is. Queen says as long as it doesn't hurt anyone I could do what I wanted.
Queen: *whistles and backs up*
Aray: *sighs and looks at Queen's Hunter* Come on I can wash it out for you *walks away mumbling about crazy muses and goofy best friends*
Queen: *looks at Jeff* Now go annoy her Randy muse *laughs and disappears*
A. Jeff Muse: *eyes widen* You don't wanna do that! He is really really mean right now cause of the stories that they have him doing.
Q. Jeff Muse: But I'm cute. How can he be mad at me? *goes to find Aray's Randy Muse*
A. Jeff Muse: *shakes head* It's your funeral. *disappears*
~Skips~
A. Sam & Tyler Muse: Aray we need to talk.
Aray: *looks up* What is it?
A. Sam Muse: Dean has that look in his eyes again.
A. Tyler Muse: And Reid is making it worse.
Aray: *groans and lays back with a flop* God can it get any worse?
Q. Dr. House Muse: Yes...yes it can.
Aray: *looks at Dr. House and groans* Not you.
A. Sam & Tyler Muse: Whose that?
Q. Dr. House Muse: That's an easy question. I'm me or God. Which ever you prefer is fine.
Aray: What can I help you with Dr. House?
Q. Dr. House: Shouldn't I be asking you that?
Aray: *sighs* What do you want?
Q. Dr. House: I want what every one else wants.
Aray: And that would be what exactly?
Q. Dr. House: Vicodin.
Aray: Sorry don't have any. *looks at Sam* Go get Dean tell him I need him *watches him run off with Tyler following*
Q. Dr. House: Were you and Queen talking about crack earlier. I'm not a genius...well yes I am. So doesn't that mean you two have other drugs...that start with a V to give me?
Aray: *looks at House* We said people will think we are on crack. Not that we are on crack.
Q. Dr. House Muse: Then what is this about coke?
Aray: *facepalms* We were talking about the drink Coca-Cola not the drug.
Q. Dr. House Muse: Right...and I can run a marathon.
Aray: Queen! You need to talk to your House muse!
Queen: *pops in covered in paint* What?
Aray: *raises a brow* You had a run in with Dean didn't you?
Queen: *growls* Yes and if I catch him I'm going to break of his legs and work my way up.
Aray: I tried to warn you he is a little crazy right now.
A. Dean Muse: *comes in carrying a bunch of stuff and sits next to Aray* You wanted me to stand guard right? *looks at her with puppy dog eyes*
Aray: Yes Dean
Q. Dr. House Muse: *touches Dean's head* Hmm...just what I thought.
A. Dean Muse: Hey no touchy! *holds his paintball gun looking around*
Queen: Dean tell me something? What do you love?
A. Dean Muse: *looks at Queen* My car..duh!
Queen: So you don't care about Sammie?
A. Dean Muse: I do but I love my car more. *shrugs and pulls out a grenade launcher then shoots a glitter bomb at Queen's Jericho muse* Bulls eye! *starts laughing manically*
Queen: *smacks head* You do know that Jericho stole your car right?
A. Dean Muse: *stops laughing and his eyes widen* That's it you Ass Clown! *runs after Queen's Jericho shooting him with paint balls and glitter bombs*
Queen: *leans onto Aray* You know we have started some shit huh?
Aray: *sighs nodding* What were we thinking?
Queen: Dont know but lets go before we get attacked *disappears*
Aray: *runs away to hide*