A/N - Set at the end of the Series 3 Episode Utopia.
"Tough!" The Master cried setting of the dematerialisation. Outside the TARDIS The Doctor raised the sonic "Buzz." The console sparked! "No you don't! end of the Universe! Have fun... Byebye!" The TARDIS spun off through the Vortex. The Master was in no rush, he was heading to Earth, eventually, the planet The Doctor loved soo very much!
It was now he turned to look at the console room. "Hmm, coral setting. Its okay I suppose, better than all that white we used to have." He stroked his chin, remembering previously when he had a beard and a TARDIS. He wandered down the corridor to explore. He found 7 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms and 12 closets and cupboards of varing states of disorder before he finally stumbled on a lab.
The Master wandered along a worktop peering into microscopes and poking random sustances. One particularly green one that was quivering slightly bit his finger as he prodded it. "Amazing" The Master laughed "I haven't seen one of these made since I was about 5years old! Oh Doctor, such a child at heart!"
After spying several implements he could use for greater purposes he moved on. Heading down the corridor he smelt something awful. Something decaying, but recognisable. He turned a corner and there were the bins! The Master reached over to the one in the corner which had Gallifreyan writing on. Suddenly there was a noise behind him. "Exterminate!" He almost jumped out of his skin and tripped landing in the compost bin. There behind him was a half destroyed Gold Dalek. He breathed a sigh of relief. "Very funny Doctor!" he muttered wiping himself clean. He bent down and found the simple sensor he had set off. Shaking his head he pulled open the bin to reveal...Just then a door creaked behind him. He jumped round again. "Whos there?" He decided to come back to the bin later.
Confidently, he marched through a door straight across from him. *splash* He spluttered and struggled for a few moments. "Just what I needed to wake myself up!" He released excess Regeneration energy and the water glistened as it floated out of the door. He heard a high pitched scream and scrabbled from the swimming pool. He splashed along the corridor until he found the lab again. Diving inside he saw his regeneration energy had been caught in a Prism of Kraslkfrk Didrkmde, basically, it was poisoning it. He reached out but fell to his knees as the energy screamed again. "Not, shouldn't be, connected, me" he squeezed out painfully, no breath in his lungs left to speak with.
He relaxed as the grip was released, he didn't move. "This" he growled "Is very, not good!" He moved and felt another spasm, causing him to fall. He lay panting on the floor. "This is extremely very not good!" he punched the floor in anger. "Owww!" He rolled out the door glaring at the prisms reflection on the ceiling.
He dripped down the hall to the 3rd cupboard he had seen and grabbed a slingshot and headed to the bins. He didn't flinch this time as "Exterminate!" was yelled at him, but instead reached in to the hidden bin and pulled out some gunge. He held his breathe as he molded it into a flingable shape. He plodded back, this time having abandoned his shoes. Readied the slingshot, jumped round the corner and fired. It splintered and released the energy, it then seemed to implode on itself and the door slammed shut.
"This is emergency protocol 47. You have caused damage to this room which must now repair itself. The room has been moved to isolation for the reparation to commence." The Doctors hologram told The Master. The Master growled and punched the hologram which disappeared leaving The Master to punch the wall. "Ow! Again!" He flung open the door and strode forward. *splash* The Master glared at the wall and the shouted "I HATE TYPE 40 TARDISs!"