Hi! I'm Kyllex of Darkness! This is just a fanfic I decided to write because I was REALLY bored. It's only a couple chapters, so it's not all that exciting…but yeah. I wrote it all by myself! No Namine14 to help me with my word choice, not even Rihxy to inspire my insane ideas! Nope! I did it all on my own! Hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own nothing! Nothing I tell you! DARKNESS! I don't even own the fact that Axel likes sugar! I actually got that idea from a different fanfic…hope you guys don't mind!

The Two Troublemakers, Chapter One: Flashlights and Buckets of Water

It was midnight, and everyone was asleep in their rooms. Not a sound was made as Axel crept along the hall to the kitchen. He slowly opened the pantry door, careful not to wake the others, and grabbed his secret stash…..of sugar.

"Yum….how I have waited for this moment!" Axel whispered to his chocolaty treats. "My midnight dose of sugar. Finally, a moment of peace with no Kairi to scold me!" Axel grabbed a Hershey's bar and slowly peeled off the wrapper. He stuck it in his mouth and chewed.

"Axel? Is that you?" A voice came from the hallway. Axel heard footsteps coming towards the kitchen. Oh no, crap! He thought. They must've recognized my voice! Hide the chocolate! Axel quickly hid his stash of sugar back where he had gotten it.

Ansem walked into the kitchen sporting his pj's. "Ansem?" Axel asked. He was surprised. Usually Ansem slept the whole night, sometimes he didn't even get up. "Uh…I was just…having a little snack. You?"

Ansem smiled. "I heard noises…so I came down to see if it was you." Axel rolled his eyes. "Really. I thought you were a heavy sleeper. And besides, I wasn't making a sound! What is the real reason you came down here?" Ansem sighed. He'd have to confess. After all, how could he betray Axel? "Fine, fine. I came down to steal your secret stash of chocolate. I know it's there, and Riku said he'd shine light on my face if I didn't take away your sugar."

Axel was confused. "Shine light on your face? Ansem, you live in the light everyday. And you don't have to listen to Riku anyway! How did you find out about my secret stash?" He muttered something about how stupid Ansem was. But how'd he find his sugar?

"It's actually not that hard to find. I was looking for something to eat, and then-DARKNESS! I saw the chocolate. So, I decided to keep it secret. But, Riku got it out of me, and threatened to shine light on my face. So I had to, Axel! I just did! Riku said you've been getting way too hyper lately!" Ansem looked depressed. He needed some sugar.

"….hey, Ansem.." Axel said, eyeing his secret stash. "uh, yeah?" Ansem knew exactly what Axel was thinking. "Do you think we could…?" Axel asked impatiently. His stomach grumbled. Man! He needed a snack. "Yeah!" Ansem yelled excitedly.

The two grabbed the chocolate and stuffed as much as they could of it down their throats. They made so much noise; they didn't even realize they had awoken the others. Kairi, Sora, Riku, Yuffie, Cloud, and Leon came into the kitchen.

Kairi's mouth dropped open immediately. "AXEL! ANSEM! PUT THAT SUGAR DOWN RIGHT NOW! HOW COULD YOU?" Axel and Ansem dropped the chocolate and ran for the stairs. Yuffie followed, screaming.

"COME BACK HERE, YOU PIGS!" Kairi, Sora, Riku, Cloud, and Leon ran after her and the two troublemakers. Finally, Axel and Ansem were captured by the furious girls. Yuffie and Kairi crossed there arms and glared at them while Cloud, Sora, Riku, and Leon worked together to keep them down. "Ansem! You failed! You will get light shone on your face now!" Riku said.

"NOOOOO! DARKNESS! HELP!" Ansem yelled, kicking and struggling to get out of Riku and Cloud's grip. Riku grabbed a flash light and shined it in Ansem's face. "AAAAAGH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! CUT IT OUT, CUT IT OUT!"

"Hey, stop it! It's not his fault, its mine!" Axel exclaimed. Riku smirked. "Oh, in that case….Yuffie?" He looked over at Yuffie. She knew just what to do. "Yes! Right away!" Yuffie ran out of the room. Axel looked confused. The rest of them (except Ansem) just smiled and waited.

A few moments later Yuffie walked back into the room. She was carrying a large bucket full of water. "NOOO! WATER!" Axel screamed like a little girl and squirmed around. Yuffie approached him and dumped the water on his head, managing to get Sora and Leon wet as well.

"Thanks, Yuffie…" Leon said sarcastically. "No problem, Squall!" Yuffie exclaimed. Leon had an angry expression on his face. "It's LEON! LEON! NOT SQUALL!"

Finally Kairi suggested, "Well, lets all go back to bed. And don't forget to lock Ansem and Axel in their rooms. Otherwise they'll get back out again to get more sugar!" "Um, excuse me! How are we supposed to get to sleep when we're soaking wet!" Sora asked. "Hm, I don't know, why don't you figure that out for yourselves?" Riku smirked. Cloud and Ansem laughed, and Kairi and Yuffie giggled. Axel, Sora, and Leon muttered under their breaths and went to go change into some dry clothes.

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Okies, review time! What do you think of it so far? I hope you liked it! More will come soon!

-Kyllex of Darkness