Sit! Sit! And Sit!

Hi! I am Sexyoukoluver and this is my first fanfic. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or Yu Yu Hakusho!

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"Sit, sit, and sit!" yelled Kagome.

"Bitch!" murmured Inuyasha.

"Sit, and that's final, I am going home!" yelled Kagome on the top of her lungs.

"Mama!" cried Shippo.

"What's wrong, Shippo?" asked Kagome, calmly.

"Can you but me some cany?" asked Shippo?

"Sure, but it is buy and candy, ok?" replied Kagome.

"Ok." said Shippo.

"Bitch, I'll let you go for 3 days!" said Inuyasha.

"3 weeks"

"3 days"

"3 weeks"

"3 days"

"3 weeks"

"3 days"

"3 days"

"3 weeks"

"Oh, thank you, Inuyasha. Bye Sango, Miroku, and Shippo! See you in 3 weeks!" chuckled Kagome.

Then Kagome left and jumped into well. Meanwhile, Inuyasha is sitting there on the grass, dumbly. Miroku said, "Inuyasha, you fell for that trick again."

SMACK!

"HOUSHI!" Yelled a very red Sango.

"Miroku, you'll never learn." said Shippo and Inuyasha at the same time.

BONK!

"Waaaaaaa! Sango, Inuyasha hit me!" cried Shippo.