Robin Hood

A Titans Parody

An Omega Draconus Production

Directed by dumas4

Edited by Scubamom21

We do not own Robin Hood, any parodies, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, or Nachos.

Act one

We open on a group of archers shooting flaming arrows onto the village of Jump City, setting it ablaze. Terra runs out of her house, panicking as it starts to burn.

"My house is on fire!" she screams, "My house is on fire!"

"Call the fire brigade!" screams Mas...in English oddly enough.

Suddenly, Menos arrives on a cart with 'Fire department' scrawled on its side

"There MUST be a better way of doing the credits!" signs Terra, ignoring the fact that no credits are running.

"That's right, everytime they do a flaming Robin Hood mo ..." Menos pauses, "parody of a parody, they burn our village down!"

The villagers all form together in a posse and stand in front of the screen.

"Leave us alone, Draconus!" they shout.

We cut to a scene in Jump City Forest, where Slade, Chang, Mad Mod, Mumbo and Brother Blood all hanging around in tights and the basic Robin Hood wardrobe.

"These are actually pretty comfortable", muses Slade.

"Promise me you won't EVER say that again", shivers Chang.

Suddenly, because the editor loves to torture, tutus appear unnoticed on them.

"Here's our cue!" says Mod as rap music starts.

"Yo, yo, yo", says Blood

"Check it out", say the others

Blood starts to rap as the others dance behind him

Prince John and the Sheriff, they was runnin' the show

Raisin' the taxes, 'cause they needed the dough

A reign of terror took over the land

They were slamin' down the people just to feed the big man

I said hey

The guys sing back in high voices

Hey

I said hey, sings Blood

Hey, sing the guys in low voices

I said, sings Blood

The men around him start dancing like the little ballerinas they are, all the while singing

Hey nanny nanny and a ho ho ho

Blood blinks at them before shaking his head, continuing with his rap

The people were unhappy, morale was low

There had no place to turn to there was nowhere to go

They needed a hero, but no one could be found

'Cause Garfield was outta town

I said hey

Hey, reply the guys, once again in high voices

I said hey, sings Blood

Hey, sing the guys

Blood takes a deep breath, prepared for the worst.

I said

He gets it as the guys dance stupidly again,

Hey nanny nanny and a ho ho ho

"I'm not getting paid enough for this", mutters Blood.

He was put into the slammer by his human foe

And in a little while he would be no more

I said hey

Hey, sing the high voiced guys.

I said hey, sings Blood.

Hey, sing the low-voiced guys.

I said, sings Blood.

The guys put on the daintiest dance that was ever danced by dainty-like people.

Hey nanny nanny, hey nanny nanny, hey nanny nanny and a ho ho ho

Blood sighs, before pointing at the screen.

Check it out!

Once the song is finished, the guys give a collective shiver.

"I feel so...violated", says Mumbo.

"Is my eye twitching?" asked Chang, twitching his eye. "...I think it's twitching!"

"Why are we wearing tutus?" asks Slade.

dumas4 walks in with a director's cap

"I got the cool job! Shut up all of you!", he gives an evil laugh, "..Draconus was right, this IS fun"