"Hey Ivan what's the point of your scarf anyways?" Alfred asked taking a large bite out of his hamburger "It's not even cold out"
Ivan gave his boyfriend a startled look "My big sister made it for me, it means a lot to me."
"Oh..." Alfred replied "But it's hot out, you don't want to get heatstroke, do you? It would be totally unheroic if I let you, you should probably take your scarf and coat off"
"So you want me to strip?" Ivan asked amused
"Th-That's not what I meant!" Alfred exclaimed
Ivan laughed "I know"
Alfred tried to calm his blush by continuing the previous conversation "You really shouldn't wear that in the summer though Ivan"
Ivan shrugged "I'm never hot, if anything I'm always cold..."
Alfred put his hamburger down and walked over to his boyfriend and hugged him "Just because you don't feel it doesn't mean you aren't hot Ivan"
Ivan sighed and rolled his eyes "I'm not taking it off but you're going to make me, da?"
Alfred smirked "Yep"
Before Ivan knew what was happening his scarf was pulled out from around his neck. Ivan's eyes grew wide and his hands went to his neck.
"Al-Alfred you're going to give that back, da?" Ivan asked completely terrified at what his boyfriend may have planned as he watched Alfred carelessly rub his hands up and down the scarf
"Maybe during Winter" Alfred smirked jumping backwards avoiding the lunging Ivan who was determined to get his scarf back.
"Nyet! Give it back Alfred!" Ivan cried reaching out trying to snatch the scarf back
"Come on Ivan you have to give me a reason to get it back" Alfred grinned
Ivan gave his boyfriend a pouty face "I thought heroes were supposed to help people not take their favorite items"
Alfred's grin faltered "I-I am the hero!"
"Then give me back my scarf!" Ivan replied
Alfred shook his head "Nah. Sometimes heroes have to have some fun"
Ivan lunged at Alfred again but once again missed the American and his scarf was held out of his reach yet again. Ivan glared and frowned, Alfred smirked playfulness shining in his eyes.
"Please! Alfred please!" Ivan begged looking at Alfred in pleading eyes
"Aww don't look at me like that" Alfred laughed walking back a bit "The puppy dog eyes are too damn cute!"
"I'll stop if you give me my scarf back!" Ivan replies "Good trade, da?"
"Nah" Alfred replied smirking yet again "I sort of like seeing the puppy dog eyes"
Ivan glared again "Черт побери" (Damn it)
Alfred laughed slightly distracted as Ivan reached out and grabbed Alfred's glasses.
"H-Hey!" Alfred exclaimed "I can't see Ivan!"
"If you want to see then give me back my scarf" Ivan replied grinning waving Alfred's glasses in front of his face
"Fine..." Alfred sighed "You win give them back"
Ivan laughed "Poor Alfred lost the game"
Alfred rolled his eyes and took his glasses back while handing Ivan back his scarf.
Ivan snuggled his scarf to his neck happy to have it back "Please don't take it again Alfred"
Alfred laughed "I won't ok! Just don't take my glasses!"
"No promises" Ivan replied
"Then I make no promises about your scarf" Alfred countered
Ivan sighed and went back to making himself food while Alfred returned to his hamburger.
"Well if you're going to ask me about my scarf, why do you like hamburgers so much?" Ivan questioned
Alfred opened his mouth and began a long rant about the awesomeness of McDonalds.
