Yay! This story is based on movie/book "what's your number?" starring Anna Farris and Chris Evans. If you haven't seen the movie yet, I recommend it because it was really good. One of the scene, Chris is NAKED, my god!
WARNING: a bit OOC... only just a bit...
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The dash of sunlight hit Kuroko's face and realizing that it's morning already. He lightly scratched his eyes and found out that he's not sleeping alone. 'I did it again' he sighed.
Kuroko climbed off the bed and headed to the bathroom. He took the shower nozzle and washed his body with trace of sticky sweat. After drying himself, he went to the kitchen and cook for food. He heard a low slam in his bedroom door and a man showed up approaching the main door.
"Oh, you're leaving?" Kuroko said with an expressionless face.
"I need to – ah, go to work…" the man nervously replied.
"I made sausage omelet"
The man immediately put his things on the floor and made himself comfortable in the kitchen table.
"You want to go at my sister's wedding?" the bluenette asked the man who was eating.
"Is your parents gonna be there?"
"At my SISTER'S WEDDING?" he purposely emphasizes the words "I think so…"
"Uh sorry babe, I have meeting with my boss on that day."
Kuroko knew it was a complete lie. He didn't even give the date of the wedding yet. After the man finishes eating, Kuroko headed to the door and opened it for him still expressionless. He wanted to kick the man out of his house.
"Say, babe, if you want to hook up, just call m—"
" Goodbye…" Kuroko didn't wait for the man to finish what he's saying and closed the door. "I forgot the newspaper" he opened the door again and went outside.
He's living in an apartment building so he is used on having neighbors. The door in front of him opens revealing a naked tall blonde man and only a small towel covering the part that needs to be covered. The sight is mesmerizing not until he heard the voice of a woman.
"Ah! Good morning neighbor!" the blonde man happily greeted the bluenette. Kuroko manages to bow to the naked man then quickly enter his house and shut the door. He rolled his eyes 'Now great, I have a player neighbor' sighed.
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"What?"
"I'm sorry Kuroko-kun, I know you work so hard but the company needed to cut employees because many of our branch is shutting down. We have to let you go" Imayoshi Shouichi, the head of their branch division said to him.
Great. This is so great. After kicking out the lying sex maniac out of his house that morning, he's now getting fired to the company he's been working on for six years. He sighed again. How many times does he have to sigh? Now, he has to start from the scratch and find a work as soon as possible.
Sitting on the train with the box filled with his office things in his lap, he saw a magazine that is not his and he remembered his friend Riko lend the thing to him. He is curious about the content of the magazine until he flipped the page in an article.
"The average of number of lover a person needs to have in their lifetime" he whispered to himself. ' That sounds ridiculous'
He read the article and he was quite surprised because he think that the average 10.5 was too low. Then an idea pops out in his mind. He took a note book and pen and he wrote:
People I've Slept With:
-Seijuuro Akashi
The first person that comes out to his mind is his childhood friend who he promised to give his virginity when they reach the right age. Even though he hasn't slept with the man yet, he believes that he is his true love. But it's too early to say that.
-Miyaji Kiyoshi
-Taisuke Otsubo
-Tatsuya Himuro
He tried to remember the name of others but his sister called him.
"Tecchan! Where are you? You do remember that today is my bridal party right?"
"Ah Sacchan… isn't that tomorrow?"
"How could you forget? Mou— you need to come here… quick!"
"Okay okay, I just need to put on clothes. I'm done bathing."
"Yay! See yah!"
Satsuki is his adopted sister which was very close to him. They really love and treat each other like true siblings. His sister will be a married woman soon and he is happy for her. Time really moves quickly.
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Stepping out of the taxi after paying the driver, he felt nostalgic seeing his home where he used to play with his sister and his dog Nigou. Their family is quite rich owning few estates and restaurants, so, he have to admit that his house is rather big for his mother who lived alone together with her maids and butler.
"My cute son! Finally~"
Kuroko heard the voice of his mother, Nagisa Kuroko. She hugged her son tightly and kissed him in the forehead.
"Hi mom, you look well" he said to his mother.
"Hmm… where is the man you're dating?" she asked while redoing his crooked necktie. She's aware that her son is gay but she doesn't mind at all, as long as her son is happy…
"uhh… he said he had work to do so I came alone. Where is Sacchan?"
"She's upstairs and having a trouble on something…"
"I'm gonna check on her…"
"okay okay, go…"
Kuroko headed to the stairs…
"Oh! Tetsu-chan, your cousin Liu Wei is here…"
He froze 'Oh God! Yeah Wei! I totally forgot' tooking out the pen and the notebook he wrote the name of:
-Liu Wei
But he marked an "x" on the name because, NO, he's not going to hit on his cousin again.
'Too bad he's my cousin though he's really good in bed and really good at sucking nipples' he chuckled.
Kuroko didn't mind to knock at Satsuki's room and he entered witnessing Satsuki having a trouble with her dress as she can't zip the zipper on her back.
"Thank God Tecchan, could you please help me with this?"
Kuroko complied and helped her with her dress "You're turning into a pig."
Satsuki chuckled and hugged her brother tightly between her big boobs.
"…and if you don't stop stuffing your watermelon in my damn face, I will cut it and sell it into the super market at a very low price."
"Waah! Don't… I just missed you Tecchan~" she whined.
"But we saw each other like two days ago…"
"Mouu—" the pinknette pouted.
Kuroko turned and looked outside "Hey, what is the creepy giant guys' name who's stealing sweets from me?"
"Ah, the guy who always make you cry because he always bully you and steal your candies when we were kids? Atsushi Murasakibara."
"Thanks" he wrote the name on his notebook and pay his attention again to her sister looking at the mirrors fixing her mascara "You look great sis…"
"Thank you Tecchan~" she smiled.
"You go ahead, I'm gonna use your restroom for a while…"
"mmm 'kay~"
He looked at his note book once again "10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19—"
'Holy cow, 19?' he tried to clear his mind and he doesn't want to think about this. He want his sister to be happy so must act normal. 'Did I just fucked by1 9 guys?'
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The party is great. Kuroko saw his old friends in high school and they didn't change at all. His friends are his teammates in basketball. They did well in games and won championships for three years consecutive. How he missed them so much. His sister Satsuki is the manager of their team so she is closed to them as well. Satsuki invite all of them to go to a bar to celebrate her bridal party.
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In the bar:
"Cheers!" they said altogether.
"Oi Kuroko, you looked down, what's up?" Kagami wrapped his arms on Kuroko's neck almost choking him.
"Ow, it hurts Kagami-kun. It's kinda boring, why don't we play a game?"
"I like the idea!" Izuki second the motion.
"Yeah yeah!" Koganei excitedly said with Mitobe nodded in response.
"How lame, okay what kind of game?" Hyuuga, their ex-captain sip another glass of champagne.
"Don't spoil the mood Hyuuga…" Kiyoshi happily put his arms on Hyuuga's shoulder and Hyuuga quickly punch him in the lower spine "Ow… so, what are we playing then?"
Kuroko tried to think but he cannot think of any game so Kagami share his idea.
"Why don't we write the number of people we've slept with?"
Everyone gulped especially Kuroko.
"What the hell? Okay, fine whatever." Hyuuga permitted Kagami's idea which was a shock to everyone.
"Okay okay, now the game is settled, let's start!" Kagami asked pen and paper to the waiter "Ah, Kuroko, can you get us more drinks?"
"Okay" he said in monotone voice.
Kuroko headed to the bar and politely asked the bartender for drinks. The bartender put shot glasses and pours the gin on it.
"Oh, what a small world Kuroko-kun" a man grinning and wearing a suit that looks so hot approach him. If only he wasn't the man he slightly hated. Yes. The man who just fired him.
"A small world it is" he replied flatly.
"Oh, come on… don't be so mad at me. Let me pay for these drinks. I feel really bad for firing you" Imayoshi still grinning and looking at him like some sort of a fox.
"Oh really?" Kuroko smiled sarcastically "Thanks… since you just fired me, I have no money and I can't afford it anyway."
"Let me be honest at you, I just did you a favor. I know you're onto arts and sculptures and you didn't seem to like working in an office besides the company is going to bankrupt one of these days. You should do the things you like. Apply for the job you like and the boss you… uhhm like" Imayoshi stared at his empty wine glass.
"Hmmm… I like you as my ex-boss"
Imayoshi smirked and Kuroko held the tray filled with drinks and went to their table. Imayoshi hand his gold card to pay for Kuroko's drinks.
Putting the tray in their table, Kagami started the game and explain the rules.
"Put the number of people you slept with, and put it in the bowl. We will pick out a paper and guess who it belongs to."
They put the paper in the bowl "Bride first, Satsuki you go first" Kagami said to the pinknette.
"Okay~ eto—" when she finally picked a paper "Oh, five~! I think it's… Izuki-senpai~"
"Ehehe she's right" Izuki blushed.
"Now, senpai, you pick second"
Izuki draw a paper "Six. Ah, Satsuki"
"Ahaha! You're right senpai…" Satsuki admitted "After all you're the one who knows some of my secret love life…"
The pinknette draw another paper from the bowl "Four? Kiyoshi-senpai?"
"Hahaha—yeah" Kiyoshi smiled.
"Oi Kiyoshi, you're a five" Hyuuga doesn't seem to believe that Kiyoshi had four.
"Eh, but I didn't slept with the last. We just kissed"
"It counts!" Hyuuga added "Correction, this idiot is a five."
Everyone laughed. Kiyoshi is a nice guy but he's a little unlucky when it comes to girls. And all the girls he dated broke up with her because…. He's too damn nice.
Kiyoshi opened the paper he picked "14?"
"Who's that? What a player…" Hyuuga snorted.
"Me…" Kagami proudly said.
"A player indeed" Izuki agreed.
"Kagami is a lucky guy" Koganei added.
Mitobe slightly smiled and nodded.
"Oi—It's not my fault, girls were the one who keep saying that they want to slept with me" he defended himself.
"But that does not necessarily mean that you have to sleep with them…" Hyuuga sighed.
"Come on, get over with it. It's not a big deal… I'm a guy… okay Kuroko you draw next!" Kagami took a shot glass and poured the gin in his mouth.
Kuroko is sweating. He doesn't know what to do. He tried to use his misdirection but ever since he graduated highschool, he became more noticeable so he can't use it anymore. He doesn't have a choice but to pick his own number, so he did.
"Tell us what number did you pick?"
Kuroko looked so nervous and he purposely dropped the paper and while he's picking it up he tear the paper into two.
"I picked my own number. It's nine" Kuroko said in a flat tone.
"Wait" Izuki saw a paper in his shoes "One? Is this yours Kuroko?"
"…" he didn't respond and he is nervous and sweating a lot.
"Oh.. so you're a ninety-one?"
Everyone on the table looked at Kuroko eyes widen and naturally, they are shocked.
"Okay I give up, I'm at nineteen and an uke. Twice the national average, I have a problem that if ever I've reach 20, I will never find the right person for me, and that's what written in the magazine" Kuroko sadly said. "I am so unlucky. I have no luck in love."
"Don't give up Kuroko… I know you will find the right guy who's going to be your twenty" Kiyoshi smiled at his kouhai. Kiyoshi is the one who always give him advice and he consults his love life to him. And Kiyoshi knew that he was gay from the start which he gladly accept what he is now.
"Yeah… don't give up Kuroko!" Hyuuga supported Kuroko.
"Tecchan~ If you have the 20th guy, tell me! I will interrogate him carefully okay~" Satsuki winked at Kuroko. Everyone is very supportive to him and that is the reason why he love his friends so much.
Kagami held up his drink to make a toast "For Satsuki's wedding! And for Kuroko finding his love! Cheers!"
"Cheers!"
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Another day that the sun shone upon his pale face, his head hurts together with his back. 'Wait what?'. He slowly turned his body hoping that it's not what he think it is until a familiar raven haired man sleeping beside him with a fine body looking so damn hot. Kuroko quickly put on his pajama and race to the bathroom with his phone then dialed Satsuki's number.
"Tecchan hello~~" she greeted his brother.
"Did you just leave me in the bar last night?" Kuroko whispered as he saw the person woke up and climbed off the bed still naked.
"I tried to get you to go home last night but you puke on me. And person who claimed to be your friend at work said he will offer you a ride home."
"And you just agree with it?"
"He said he's your officemate, why would I turn down his kindness?"
"He-he's my boss who fired me!"
Review?
Buzzing like... neon lights... can you feel my love? - Neon Lights by Natasha Bedingfield
the end song of the movie, i'm kinda lss to it.
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