Um...Just to let you know FanFictions Fans and Deadpool Fans and Black Lagoon Fans...This is my first FanFiction Fic...Okay? I DON'T OWN DEADPOOL AND BLACK LAGOON. DEADPOOL BELONGS TO THE RIGHTS OF MARVEL COMICS AND BLACK LAGOON BELONG TO RIGHTS OF REI HIROE MANGA. NOTE: I DID SOME EDITING.

CHAPTER 1:

It was miserable day in Japan for Rokuro Okajima. He was always getting his ass kicked by his boss all day at the office. The office that Rokuro is working is Asahi Industry.

Until one day; Rokuro walks inside the office to see Mr. Kageyama.

Mr, Kageyama was sitting in his office chair and looks up to Rokuro.

"Ah, Rokuro Okajima. I have a special job for you."

"I hope it's not another filing papers again."

"Nothing like that. It's a business trip. I want you to deliever this disc to the chief in Borneo. And it's confidential."

"Yes sir."

"But you won't be going alone; so I sent a mercenary to look after you."

"A mercenary?"

"Yes, a mercenary. Someone will try and get a hold on that disc."

"What sort of a mercenary is he?"

"I read his top-secret files. He's born Canadian-American and I do believe he earned himself a nickname and a codename."

"A nickname?"

"Yes, he is called "The Merc With A Mouth"."

"The merc with a mouth?"

"Yes." Kageyama pat on Rokuro's shoulder with his left hand and points out the doorway on the other hand. "Rokuro, meet Deadpool."

The door burst open and here he is...Deadpool the merc with a mouth. Deadpool is standing on the doorway with his two dualing handguns and two dualing katanas concealed. He's wearing a red and black sneaking suit and wearing a ski-like-mask, red with two black wide eye sockets and his eyes is yellow.

"Hey! What's up little buddy?" said to Rokuro.

"Uh...Hi..Um...Uh...My name is Um...Uh." Rokuro is trying introduced his name but he is nervous to see some kind of a weird mercenary like Deadpool.

"Uh...Uh...Uh...underwear? Are trying to say that your name is underwear?" Deadpool asked jokely.

"Uh...no! My name is..." Rokuro try to say his name but Kageyama cuts off.

"His name is Rokuro Okajima. And I hope you two would get along well. And Deadpool, you know about our mission briefing" Kageyama asked Deadpool.

"Sure, go on a field trip with the geek and deliever your dirty laundry to your other company that I don't even care about."

"Excellent. And Rokuro...try not to screw this up." said Kageyama after leading Rokuru and Deadpool out of the office and shuts the door on Rokuro which door landed softy on Rokuro's nose.

"Yes, sir." said Rock.

"Well, let's get move on there, buddy boy!" said Deadpool.

"Uh...Yeah." said Rokuro.

Rokuro knows this is going to be the worst business trip along with the merc with a mouth.

Somewhere in the South China Sea.

A big tanker boat is carring cargos, small guards, workers, engineers and including Rokuro and Deadpool. Rokuro is standing hanging around in the outside tanker and smoking away with his cigarettes and Deadpool walks up.

"Hey, what's up there, Rock?"

"Wait...Wait...Did you just called me 'Rock'?"

"Yeah. Since your name is Rokuro; I called you Rock for short."

"Well...Alright, I think I'll accept it."

"Say, do you like Mexican foods?"

"Um...maybe."

"Cool! Maybe after we get this little job done, what do you say you and me go get some chimichangas, eh pal?"

"I would love to..."

"Great! I just had some for lunch and now...I gotta go hit the John. Those chimichangas goes right through ya. Excuse me, BATHROOM BREAK!" said Deadpool as he is holding his buttocks and running inside the ship to find the Men's room.

"Uh...sure, take your time." said Rock as he is still standing there smoking his cigarettes and then a torpedo was headed to the cargo ship.

Meanwhile, at men's room while Deadpool sat on the toilet.

"Ahh...I feel much, much, much better. Phew! That's what happens when you mix chimichangas with a side order of bean burrito." said Deadpool.

Deadpool pulls out a newspapers to read on the toilet.

"Alright, let's see what's going right now... reading Damn! The Yankees won the world series!" said Deadpool as he is reading the sports section.

Back at the topside of the cargo ship. Two shadowy figures sneaking on the guards.

When Deadpool is still reading the newspaper for a couple minutes...a sound of gunshots ensured. And then Deadpool is alert.

"Shit! This sounds like trouble! But first I gotta finish droping the load." said Deadpool as he is still reading the newspapers and then he turned the pages. "Ha Ha Ha Ha! Oh, how I love comic strips!" said Deadpool.

And then the door bursts open and Deadpool looks up at a big muscular man, wearing a round green tint sunglasses and wearing a green camo pants and tank top and a flak jacket.

"Hey, do you mind?" said Deadpool.

TO BE CONTINUED

I DON'T OWN DEADPOOL AND BLACK LAGOON. DEADPOOL BELONGS TO THE RIGHTS OF MARVEL COMICS AND BLACK LAGOON BELONG TO RIGHTS OF REI HIROE MANGA.